That would make too much sense with how stoic Bruce is, hell the only time I can think of Bruce having a little bit of fun was when he made a 'I chipped a nail' joke to Catwoman after Protocol 10 was in action. But who knows, if Bruce can lighten up and eat pizza with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles then he might even give Spider-Man a high five as well
He was pretty light-hearted in Arkham Asylum or at least somewhat more sarcastic than he is in the other games. He half laughs when Oracle asks if getting an elevator dropped on him, killed him, and greets Gordon like an old friend at the start of the game
I mean if you can read up criminals with as little innocent casualty as possible you can make any superhero in a good mood well any hero worth their salt
Right before Bruce is about to kill him Peter’s gonna say “I can’t die I have to get home to my Aunt May before curfew!” And then Bruce will be like “May??? My old baby sitter was named May!” Then they make up and become the Spider-Bat
Since it’s the more experienced Insomiac reaction instead of a teenage Peter, Bruce would probably be more open to working with him, especially after seeing his intelligence, compassion, no killing rule, and competence.
I've got some issues with Death Battle and think some of their MUs are laughable in the logic stretches they take....but the Spider-Man and Batman one I agree with actually.
I mean yeah that was bullshit but you could make an argument that Spider-Man was just holding back seeing as in the next game he's dragged through 5 exploding buildings without dying and continuing to fight
Honestly annoyed me how consistently Sable punked his ass when she's just a trained princess against Peter's allegedly genius intelligence and literal superpowers, one of which borders on precognition.
If only Spider-Man had some sort of warning the fifth time his webs were used to pull him into a kick in the face. Like a kinda sense of some sort.
Or maybe just short-term memory retention.
I’m a hero from Another universe I kinda just teleported here, you have like some portal tech or something I can use to get back ?
Oh yeah no problem, the avengers travel dimension’s every other week, so im sure they’ll be glad help
I mean they'd leave each other alone prob. Spider-Man would annoy Batman a lot anyway.
Didn't specify what they're doing, and since they follow basically the same codes, they'd prob just approve of each other and move on with their lives lol
Bruce will love and respect Pete but will only show it sporadically. Like every interaction he has with Barry. Flash and Spidey are probably the most similar characters, personality wise.
They’d fight then Batman would be all “you’re good what type of technology do you use?” Then Peter would tell him and Bruce would try to test his DNA and find a cure but Peter would say No because he wants to stay as Spiderman then maybe they’d team up
Id say much like how Batman fought Superman in Justice Leauge: War. Batman would throw whatever he thinks might work at Spiderman. He would work out that spiderman isnt just a dude with spider themed grapplers and actually has powers. From there he would likely be more on the defensive while he continues to ascertain what his powers might be.
If it was to the death though my money would be on Batman. Just because i think spiderman would have trouble not holding back and actually killing someone. Batman fights to stop himself from killing.
The answer to whoever wins in the fight of a fictonal story, is whoever the writer wants to win; one time Superman is an unstoppable God, sometimes Batman's brains win the fight, sometimes Thanos is unkillable, sometimes he's just taken in by the police.
Spider-Man’s come close to snapping before and he has no issue letting lose when that happens, for example the instance when Spider-Man broke into prison just do beat up Kingpin and proceeded to hold him up with one hand and threaten to fill his throat with webbing so he suffocates.
Peter would think Batman is cool, considering the fact, he’s so efficient, he doesn’t kill, and he feels so strongly about being a force of justice. He would interact with Bruce about the same way Dick does.
Batman would at first be annoyed/not take Peter seriously in terms of personality but he would fascinated by him, there’s no debate, if he could deduce who Spider-Man is, (which tbh for Batman wouldn’t be hard) he’d respect Peter.
I can see batman easily identifying Peter his cover job is very similar to Clarks, photographer and the only one ever get close clean shots of Spidey, cos you're his "friend"
batman would be wary of spider-man who would be asking questions about whether or not batman was a villain. theyd stop a crime together and go their separate ways
They would most likely just have a quick chat and move on. If they did have to fight, then Spider-Man would web up Batman and start punching him a bit, but Batman would quickly cut loose with a Batarang, try to hit Spider-Man with his gadgets and fists but realise that Spider-Man can easily dodge it, then he would just call in the Batmobile and absolutely fold Spider-Man (non lethally)
There were times that they made crossovers with Batman and Spider-man (first had Carnage and Joker, while second was Ra's Al-ghul and Kingpin as main antagonists).
It had some pretty funny lines. Joker didn't exactly appreciate Carnage's raw body count focused maddness, thinking that it was just tasteless and gross. He quipped that he always thought himself as Orson Welles of crime and chaos, while Carnage didn't seem to aim to be anything more than David Hasselhoff.
When Carnage lunges at him, telling Joker that he has no idea how wrong he was, Joker then changes his mind saying that Carnage can't even get to Hasselhoff's level with that dialogue and that even Dolph Lungdren has more spirit and wit than he does.
Another one I remember is Spidey and Batman on batmobile, where Spidey quips that he was actually waiting call from Superman.
Other heroes always underestimated spider-man doesn't take him so serious but they always get surprised of his potentials. Canonically if Spider-Man don't pull off his punches he can even beat lots of power avengers. If Batman want to prove how smart he is he got find ways to beat him for just in case.
Batman would’ve done extensive research on his powers, motives, and all that stuff. Seeing Spider man’s reputation he wouldn’t fight him but rather just make plans to neutralize him if he went bad. Although if they ever did fight Batman would definitely win, especially since Spider-Man always holds back his punches. But if it’s Venom Spider-Man then it’ll turn into a Homelander scene from “The Boys”.
Batman would love Spider-Man, he's basically a Robin with superpowers. Lighthearted, unwilling to kill for any reason, incredible and agile fighter. He's also a genius that designs and builds his own gadgets. These two would hit it off extremely well.
Easy, Spider-Man swings around to stop Batman from getting a combo going, he occasionally gets hits in until his focus bar is full, triangle + circle. Easy game gg no re.
I don't know if you're joking but Arkham Batman stopped an entire army in one night and Insomniac Spider-Man fought with 14 broken bones and if he's anything like the comics dodge point blank gun fire
If it was just a normal first time meeting thing, they wouldn't fight, spidey would compliment bats' suit, batman would know who Spider-Man already is but won't say out of the blue, think of batman and robin
Honestly probably just like how Batman always meets flash in reboots. He’ll somehow know everything about Peter and open up with something like “You’re very efficient and make quick work for a kid” while Peter would be freaking out over Batman being real.
Spider-Man’s spider-sense would trump Batman’s ninja like reaction time and circumvent Batman’s prep time scenarios, so SM wins in a straight fight until Batman does enough research to have a piece of venom symbiote to use as a Sense-blind sneak attack like he has kryptonite for Superman
Spidey: so....did you get bit by a radioactive bat.
Batman: No.
Spidey: How did you get your powers?
Batman: I don't have powers.
Spidey: So you're just a random guy running around in a costume?
Batman: 😏
On a serious note I could see Bruce thinking Peter is extremely annoying at first, giving him the cold shoulder, before realizing Pete is super useful and a good person, but Bruce being Bruce, he wouldn’t be overly nice about it.
[*Catwoman shows up and starts flirting with Batman and suggesting their history*] Spider-Man: “Whoa, you have a really hot leather-clad cat-themed superhero burglar on-again-off-again girlfriend too? Wow! What a coincidence! High-five dude!” [*Batman leaves him hanging, literally and figuratively*] Spider-Man: “…or not.”
Round 1 Spider Man wins.
Round 2 Batman evens the odds a bit more but it’s a tie and they quickly realise they are both the good guys and have similar goals.
But Batman isn’t taking this lying down he really wants to prove to the world he’s the greatest superhero even without powers.
Batman then studies the shit out of spider man.
Round 3 During the fight Bman brings in the bat plane while Spidey is distracted Bman then makes his ultimate move, some device he created to immobilise and defeat Spider Man.
(Oh his secret weapon is insect spray yeah just regular old insect spray) 🤣 watch the little F**ker squirming around on the ground then splat! Batman fully evens the odds.
Round 4 Spider Man now has a repellent to combat the spray. But Batman now has a suit that is able to hold his own against Spider Man’s powers and web strength. It’s a good fight but Batman now being able to keep up with Spider Man’s powers and speed with the new suit he ultimately defeats Spidey with his incredible combat skills. Spider is knocked to the ground and Bman wins.
Spidey: 2 Bman: 3
As usual between heroes meeting for the first time without any knowledge of each other, a fight probably starts because of a misunderstanding.
How it ends could go either way, but I doubt it ends with any hard feelings.
I once actually wrote a story about Batman and Robin crossing universes to stop Mr. Freeze who traveled to the Marvel universe to escape Batman and Spider-Man running into Freeze, fighting him, and then encountering Batman and Robin. Spidey tried cracking quips at Batman to get him to smile, but Batman wasn't having it. Robin though (Tim Drake Robin) liked them and he and Spider-Man would compete to see who had the best one-liners as they fought goons. So to me, that's probably what would happen
Would probably be an endless loop of dodging and countering
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*Intense footage of Batman spamming batarangs and Spider-man spamming webs at the batarangs*
Don’t forget Batman saying “I’m Batman!”
Spider-Man would probably badly mimic his deep voice and yell "I'm Spider-Man!"
A voice perfect for... Spider-Cop.
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Commissioner Peter Gordon spotted
"dead parents?" "dead parents." they then ate an Arkham World pizza
They evened the odds
GoooOooOoo!
And make shitposts together for the Arkham subreddit.
After a small fight I think they’d get along the same way batman does with nightwing
Keeps calling Spider-Man a Dick
"Dic- I mean Spider-Cock, this is not the times for games."
Bro no, just no
An orphan and a brightly colored costume Bruce already has the adoption papers
“Hey” “Hey” *Thwip* *Twung*
I think Batman wouldn't even say anything. Maybe just give him the bat-glare
Spider-Man: Nice cock, bro. Batman: You too.
Something similar to Spider-Man and silver sable interaction i would say
This made me think of Peter trying to get a high five from Bruce
That would make too much sense with how stoic Bruce is, hell the only time I can think of Bruce having a little bit of fun was when he made a 'I chipped a nail' joke to Catwoman after Protocol 10 was in action. But who knows, if Bruce can lighten up and eat pizza with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles then he might even give Spider-Man a high five as well
If anyone would get him to lighten up, it'd be the kid who would likely remind him of Dick
Now that makes a lot of sense. Unless of course he gets annoyed by his jokes first, haha
We've all wanted to strangle Parker over his jokes, let's be honest here
Not really, I think they’re pretty funny
Yeah, I would think that. Dick and Peter have a lot of the same personality quirks minus Peter being smarter but Dick is more confident.
Oh no run Peter before he gets the adoption paperwork!!!
He was pretty light-hearted in Arkham Asylum or at least somewhat more sarcastic than he is in the other games. He half laughs when Oracle asks if getting an elevator dropped on him, killed him, and greets Gordon like an old friend at the start of the game
Jesus and I just replayed Asylum as well, haha always saw him being more sarcastic about the elevator more than anything
I mean if you can read up criminals with as little innocent casualty as possible you can make any superhero in a good mood well any hero worth their salt
Without the guns, but with the batarangs
hopefully spiderman doesnt forget to dodge this time
they would 100% even the odds
Killer cock vs jizzard
The Green Gobbler
Play Arkham World and you can actually see this interaction.
Arkham...World? 🤨
Yep.
No idea what that is.
Curious.
Indeed I am. 🤷♂️
It’s a game that came out after arkham knight
Pretty sure it's not an official thing.
You have to actually be admitted to arkham Asylum before your allowed to play it
It’s as official as your imagination. I would argue that it’s beyond official.
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r/woooosh
It’s just a fan made BS of Arkham fiction fanboy
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Intriguing
They've deluded themselves and think there's a fifth game escape while you can
Sex
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Johnny test crossover episoce
Least horny Arkham fan
Right before Bruce is about to kill him Peter’s gonna say “I can’t die I have to get home to my Aunt May before curfew!” And then Bruce will be like “May??? My old baby sitter was named May!” Then they make up and become the Spider-Bat
Or the Man-man
*Top 10 ways to defeat Batman*
Batman would barely talk at all like with most people while Spider-Man would be talking nonstop
They vent about about their cat girl relationships to one another before deciding to ride off into the sunset together Bros over Hoes 😎
SM: I noticed you have dead parents. BM: ... SM: I have dead parents too. BM: ...
BM:... wanna be Robin?
"Wait, how old are you again?" "23." "***Damn, I'm too late.***" "*Huh?*" "..."
SM:Do you have a cat themed ex girlfriend that wears black tights and steals stuff also? BM:... BM:yes.
Since it’s the more experienced Insomiac reaction instead of a teenage Peter, Bruce would probably be more open to working with him, especially after seeing his intelligence, compassion, no killing rule, and competence.
I've seen that episode of Death Battle 🤔
I've got some issues with Death Battle and think some of their MUs are laughable in the logic stretches they take....but the Spider-Man and Batman one I agree with actually.
Ben 10 vs gl
SHUT UP
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Considering the Sable fight, Batman kicks his ass.
I mean yeah that was bullshit but you could make an argument that Spider-Man was just holding back seeing as in the next game he's dragged through 5 exploding buildings without dying and continuing to fight
Honestly annoyed me how consistently Sable punked his ass when she's just a trained princess against Peter's allegedly genius intelligence and literal superpowers, one of which borders on precognition. If only Spider-Man had some sort of warning the fifth time his webs were used to pull him into a kick in the face. Like a kinda sense of some sort. Or maybe just short-term memory retention.
Bro can hold his own against 5 villains for a bit, but instantly looses to one angry lady. Like bruh.
Bro down bad for dem silver tsundere.
And that was still plot armor for rhino for Miles's moment
Arkham Batman’s op as hell though so he would probably win anyway
I’m a hero from Another universe I kinda just teleported here, you have like some portal tech or something I can use to get back ? Oh yeah no problem, the avengers travel dimension’s every other week, so im sure they’ll be glad help
I mean they'd leave each other alone prob. Spider-Man would annoy Batman a lot anyway. Didn't specify what they're doing, and since they follow basically the same codes, they'd prob just approve of each other and move on with their lives lol
Bruce will love and respect Pete but will only show it sporadically. Like every interaction he has with Barry. Flash and Spidey are probably the most similar characters, personality wise.
They’d fight then Batman would be all “you’re good what type of technology do you use?” Then Peter would tell him and Bruce would try to test his DNA and find a cure but Peter would say No because he wants to stay as Spiderman then maybe they’d team up
Id say much like how Batman fought Superman in Justice Leauge: War. Batman would throw whatever he thinks might work at Spiderman. He would work out that spiderman isnt just a dude with spider themed grapplers and actually has powers. From there he would likely be more on the defensive while he continues to ascertain what his powers might be. If it was to the death though my money would be on Batman. Just because i think spiderman would have trouble not holding back and actually killing someone. Batman fights to stop himself from killing.
no way you just said that, spiderman would take his head clean off if they were both willing to kill
I dont doubt he could. I doubt that he would.
To the death usually means that both of the fighters are... ya know, fighting to the death lmao
So blood lusted
if its a battle to the death and batmans is willing spiderman is too
The answer to whoever wins in the fight of a fictonal story, is whoever the writer wants to win; one time Superman is an unstoppable God, sometimes Batman's brains win the fight, sometimes Thanos is unkillable, sometimes he's just taken in by the police.
Hey now, Thanos might be evil, but he’s upstanding citizen
yeah no shit but imagining who'd win by taking into account their personalities, abilities and skills is fun so shove that up your ass
yeah no shit but imagining who'd win by taking into account their personalities, abilities and skills is fun so shove that up your ass
You don't think Spider-Man has the strength to kill Bats one hit?
Spider-Man’s come close to snapping before and he has no issue letting lose when that happens, for example the instance when Spider-Man broke into prison just do beat up Kingpin and proceeded to hold him up with one hand and threaten to fill his throat with webbing so he suffocates.
Thats a fair example. I'll admit im not as well versed with my spiderman media as i am batman media.
Spider-Man becomes spider robin
Bruce would try to turn Peter into the next Robin.
Peter would think Batman is cool, considering the fact, he’s so efficient, he doesn’t kill, and he feels so strongly about being a force of justice. He would interact with Bruce about the same way Dick does. Batman would at first be annoyed/not take Peter seriously in terms of personality but he would fascinated by him, there’s no debate, if he could deduce who Spider-Man is, (which tbh for Batman wouldn’t be hard) he’d respect Peter.
Batman for the Win!!!
I'm sorry but Spider-Man wins dude
Why would they fight?
Batdude solos, it’s not even close once he oddens the evens
Ok but Spider-Man has the power of literal future precognition to see where batdudes killer cock is going to strike
The killer cock is too unpredictable not happening
Alright, Killer Cock vs Dr. Cocktopus who wins?
Killer cocks massive cock is consuming all of the cocktopus cocks no diff
this is arkham knight batman though
I agree. Spider-sense is a bit too OP.
They'll fight endlessly, equally match to a stalemate when inevitably the true enemies Killer Cock and Doctor Cocktopus show up.
I think Peter would remind Bruce of Dick and he’d try to adopt him
Bruce when a youngster is spotted within 1 mile radius
Spider-man: “ what are you?” Batman : “ who are you?”
Batman would love having Spidey around, he’s a brightly-coloured distraction who makes a lot of noise.
Super powered Robin who even does the flashy and noisy to super levels
If you don’t think Batman would immediately adopt Spider-Man, a hopeful boy wonder dressed in red, you’re out of your mind.
I can see batman easily identifying Peter his cover job is very similar to Clarks, photographer and the only one ever get close clean shots of Spidey, cos you're his "friend"
Spidey geekin out seeing batman like the nerd he is lol like in the non cannon comic I have
“Do you….. wanna become the next Robin?”
batman would be wary of spider-man who would be asking questions about whether or not batman was a villain. theyd stop a crime together and go their separate ways
They would most likely just have a quick chat and move on. If they did have to fight, then Spider-Man would web up Batman and start punching him a bit, but Batman would quickly cut loose with a Batarang, try to hit Spider-Man with his gadgets and fists but realise that Spider-Man can easily dodge it, then he would just call in the Batmobile and absolutely fold Spider-Man (non lethally)
There were times that they made crossovers with Batman and Spider-man (first had Carnage and Joker, while second was Ra's Al-ghul and Kingpin as main antagonists). It had some pretty funny lines. Joker didn't exactly appreciate Carnage's raw body count focused maddness, thinking that it was just tasteless and gross. He quipped that he always thought himself as Orson Welles of crime and chaos, while Carnage didn't seem to aim to be anything more than David Hasselhoff. When Carnage lunges at him, telling Joker that he has no idea how wrong he was, Joker then changes his mind saying that Carnage can't even get to Hasselhoff's level with that dialogue and that even Dolph Lungdren has more spirit and wit than he does. Another one I remember is Spidey and Batman on batmobile, where Spidey quips that he was actually waiting call from Superman.
Other heroes always underestimated spider-man doesn't take him so serious but they always get surprised of his potentials. Canonically if Spider-Man don't pull off his punches he can even beat lots of power avengers. If Batman want to prove how smart he is he got find ways to beat him for just in case.
“Bat-guy?” “Peter Parker.”
Batman would kill him. He doesn’t like joker’s.
“You’ve been at it for a while now, 8 years… what brings you to my city after all that time, photography, lab internship?”
Batman would’ve done extensive research on his powers, motives, and all that stuff. Seeing Spider man’s reputation he wouldn’t fight him but rather just make plans to neutralize him if he went bad. Although if they ever did fight Batman would definitely win, especially since Spider-Man always holds back his punches. But if it’s Venom Spider-Man then it’ll turn into a Homelander scene from “The Boys”.
Incredibly graphic gay sex
"Hi there, Batman!" "Peter."
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Batman would love Spider-Man, he's basically a Robin with superpowers. Lighthearted, unwilling to kill for any reason, incredible and agile fighter. He's also a genius that designs and builds his own gadgets. These two would hit it off extremely well.
Easy, Spider-Man swings around to stop Batman from getting a combo going, he occasionally gets hits in until his focus bar is full, triangle + circle. Easy game gg no re.
But what if Spiderman decided to hire goons so that 5 spawn everytime he gets tired, thus allowing Batman to refresh his takedown meter?
Spidey doesn't use goons why do you think he has Spider Drones
All I know is that I’d BURST… with excitement
They’re both too busy evening the odds so it’d be a tie
Batman telling Alfred to do an analysis on Spidy to see if he can be trusted.
They would have sex
Read the comic back and find out
Deadshot solos both. Fools had it coming
I don't know if you're joking but Arkham Batman stopped an entire army in one night and Insomniac Spider-Man fought with 14 broken bones and if he's anything like the comics dodge point blank gun fire
Joke
Batman would even the odds all over spider man's face
sex
at full power spiderman has no issue but since he usually holds back probably batman could win
Reluctant allegiance
Alfred call the guy
Incursion, one or both worlds would be destroyed.
That’s my boy!
They’d be homies
Batman and Robin
Circle + Square x15
Pretty sure Batman can just even the odds.
They’d team up and kick ass
I like both games, but I think I still favor the Arkham games a teensy bit more. 🤔
Batman, put your d away, Batman
They would obviously work together.
"let's go get some bad guys huh?" "Hmm"
Sex
They have no reason to fight. I think Spidey would try getting himself and crack a joke but Batman would just nod and go on
There would probably be some analyzing of each other's gadgets. And Bruce trying to figure out how Spider-Man shots web.
I see a team up, and a very grumpy, irritated Batman.
I actually think it would be a tie of sorts
If it was just a normal first time meeting thing, they wouldn't fight, spidey would compliment bats' suit, batman would know who Spider-Man already is but won't say out of the blue, think of batman and robin
The meme of Spider-Man pointing to himself but with him pointing to Batman instead.
\>buys the daily bugle \> fires peter parker batman wins
Villains who are not dead but are definitely dead
Probably like the comic where they teamed Up to fight carnage and joker
*cape-stuns* *dodges* *cape-stuns* *dodges* *cape-stuns* *dodges* *cape-stuns* *dodges*
They'd both geek out with the gear.
Definitely, bats would admire Spiderman. Then exploit his weakness for.. "insurance"
Given how strong max upgrade gadget Spider-Man is, stalemate then team up
Infinite combos. The streets would sound like slapping meat day and night
Hey Batman! 😁👋 it's me you know? Spider-Man 😊
I think they’d be the best of friends.
Honestly probably just like how Batman always meets flash in reboots. He’ll somehow know everything about Peter and open up with something like “You’re very efficient and make quick work for a kid” while Peter would be freaking out over Batman being real.
They're friends :3
“So like, do you actually have the powers of a bat? Like can you scream and just see everything?”
Spider-Man’s spider-sense would trump Batman’s ninja like reaction time and circumvent Batman’s prep time scenarios, so SM wins in a straight fight until Batman does enough research to have a piece of venom symbiote to use as a Sense-blind sneak attack like he has kryptonite for Superman
Why do people want them to fight? We could have them team up and they'd be a force to be reckoned with.
Spiderman would whip Batman ass easily. He would be the equivalent of the foreigner, rose, or the kingpin to spiderman.
Spidey: so....did you get bit by a radioactive bat. Batman: No. Spidey: How did you get your powers? Batman: I don't have powers. Spidey: So you're just a random guy running around in a costume? Batman: 😏
On a serious note I could see Bruce thinking Peter is extremely annoying at first, giving him the cold shoulder, before realizing Pete is super useful and a good person, but Bruce being Bruce, he wouldn’t be overly nice about it.
Batman would outsmart him and beat him.
[*Catwoman shows up and starts flirting with Batman and suggesting their history*] Spider-Man: “Whoa, you have a really hot leather-clad cat-themed superhero burglar on-again-off-again girlfriend too? Wow! What a coincidence! High-five dude!” [*Batman leaves him hanging, literally and figuratively*] Spider-Man: “…or not.”
Batman being who he is would probably do some task master analyzing and then quickly subdue him to figure out who he is
Round 1 Spider Man wins. Round 2 Batman evens the odds a bit more but it’s a tie and they quickly realise they are both the good guys and have similar goals. But Batman isn’t taking this lying down he really wants to prove to the world he’s the greatest superhero even without powers. Batman then studies the shit out of spider man. Round 3 During the fight Bman brings in the bat plane while Spidey is distracted Bman then makes his ultimate move, some device he created to immobilise and defeat Spider Man. (Oh his secret weapon is insect spray yeah just regular old insect spray) 🤣 watch the little F**ker squirming around on the ground then splat! Batman fully evens the odds. Round 4 Spider Man now has a repellent to combat the spray. But Batman now has a suit that is able to hold his own against Spider Man’s powers and web strength. It’s a good fight but Batman now being able to keep up with Spider Man’s powers and speed with the new suit he ultimately defeats Spidey with his incredible combat skills. Spider is knocked to the ground and Bman wins. Spidey: 2 Bman: 3
Batman may have insane plot armor but Spider-Man has super human spider sense and heals fast
Batman:this is where my parents died Spider-Man Spider-Man:rad Or mybe I’m wrong lemme see what y’all got
As usual between heroes meeting for the first time without any knowledge of each other, a fight probably starts because of a misunderstanding. How it ends could go either way, but I doubt it ends with any hard feelings.
Isn’t Spider-Man sort of like night wing I assume the only logical outcome Batman realises Spider-Man’s potential and makes him a true side kick 😂😂
If these two were partners working in the same city, there’s not a single villain in either of their Rogues gallery that can hope to stop them
they would aggressively make out
I think that's very clear, batman would have another foster child
I once actually wrote a story about Batman and Robin crossing universes to stop Mr. Freeze who traveled to the Marvel universe to escape Batman and Spider-Man running into Freeze, fighting him, and then encountering Batman and Robin. Spidey tried cracking quips at Batman to get him to smile, but Batman wasn't having it. Robin though (Tim Drake Robin) liked them and he and Spider-Man would compete to see who had the best one-liners as they fought goons. So to me, that's probably what would happen
Okay but what if the drones are the goons and batman has to take them down through hacking or combat without getting hit or he'd have to restart