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sdchambers

Hobo casserole, a freakin turkey, and a Mexican zinfandel


KillerBee51505150

Martin food! Anything with chili or sandwiches, etc. Martin always made me hungry when he ate because he made food look good!👍😎


OldStyleThor

Ketchup!


octafed

Is that a white zinfandel?


sdchambers

Whatever it is, it gets 4 stars.


grandpa-jones

Madness


Original_Activity_94

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs:)


Upbeat_Disaster759

I might be missing something but I always thought this sounded a very unappetising combination.


SmidgetTeacher

I only found out recently that they wanted a theme tune around psychiatry, but not very explicit. Hence tossed salad and scrambled eggs, which is meant to represent your mind being all jumbled around.


Upbeat_Disaster759

TIL! Thanks. I’m definitely going to be using this henceforth to describe my state of mind. 😂


Original_Activity_94

Oh me too!! Good idea!!


Carol_and_or_Cheryl

AN HUNGARIAN GOOSE!


BassRedditRed

It’s not my date, it’s dinner!


Uplandbirdz

Frasier's signature mango on a stick


Ken_Cult

"now it's time you sample the forbidden fruit"


europeanme

That scene never leaves my mind


dj112084

Duck a l'orange


Rare-Banana-2256

Are the ducks born l’orange tho?


CfoodMomma

Frasier's signature sauce. Something he whipped up at sauce camp. *Niles has always been able to identify a sauce from a great distance you know.


grandpa-jones

Suit up boys…we’re going in.


ModernDayUlysses

Niles opening the cupboard and seeing Frasier’s angry stare is one of my favorite moments


Rare-Banana-2256

Easy. Football shaped meatloaf with enough onions to need two rolls of toilet paper.


CfoodMomma

Ah yes. The deviled ham in the shape of a football. That toilet paper line cracks me up every time. Lol


zombie-piratelechuck

I also loved that the actress could barely keep a straight face delivering the line.


grandpa-jones

Totally. Her 5 second stare down with Niles is amazing.


Midge_Moneypenny

Eggs Benedict, ketchup on the side and served in the bathroom.


RazzBeri007

Food, in the bathroom?


LordSnuffleFerret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34j9\_tbM7og


beachybeach_vibes

I would add Sherry’s mock apple pie to the list but I just can’t fathom how to even make it. “It's called "mock" cause they uses crackers instead of apples.”


Uplandbirdz

Good, nothing spoils an apple pie like apples


HillarysCafe

Washed down with a glass of Cold Duck


squirreloak

You need to read the back of a Ritz cracker box, they print it on there: https://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/mock-apple-pie-with-ritz-crackers


Blackdomino

55 ritz biscuits!!!!


yricasugrm

This just blew my mind!


Witty-Blood-8051

Apple sauce from the jar or tin?


Loose-Raccoon6684

Chilean sea bass.


double_deuce_morning

With an aggressive Zinfandel


WordsThatEndInWord

And potentially overbraised chard, due to dulled motor skills


grandpa-jones

Madness!


c19isdeadly

Caviar. A LOT of black market caviar


ThatFatFlamingo

Can I get you a toast point?!


nippleacid

This is my answer. I want a straight up caviar-den.


lifeinaminorkey

Welcome to caviar, Roz


El_tacocabra

BBQ pudding chips


Wenchmouse

Followed by a steak off the beef trolley and a baked potater with all the fixins'


Nilesg0ttahaveit

Came here to say this


SirComprehensive9622

That special sauce with game hens Daphne makes frasier prepare secretly from niles


downvotesStag

Mix two parts Cornish game hen stock with 1 part Pomegranate juice and a drizzle of honey. Let simmer on the stove until it is thick and syrupy. Put it to the side and warm it up once ready to serve.


SirComprehensive9622

🤩


LordSnuffleFerret

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwS\_DIMeVoM


double_deuce_morning

There better be lattes and biscotti


dustinlight

Alright, but if it’s for Martin just call it a cookie


dontjustpullit

I believe this is called a biscotti.


RandyBeamansMom

I know this is a food prompt but uggh I just hate her. That Nervosa server character. She is rude every chance she gets. Her hatred for her customers is just the most unwatchable thing. But unfortunately I do have to watch her all the time because she sets them up for all the best scenes and lines!


jaisaiquai

What? When is she rude? I love her character - one of those perfectly placed background figures that help the leads really shine. I never found her rude, she's just not fawning over them, as would happen in real life. Her dealing with retail customers is spot on.


RandyBeamansMom

Well, she. She cut up a customer’s credit card. She really hated being asked to say “cookie” to appease a senior citizen. And could not have been any more angry when it turned out he already knew the word. Sarcasm is all great, but maybe not from the person whose job it is to explain the coffee? “Or, have they slaughtered too many macadamia nuts?” Deserved, perhaps, but he was just looking to feel good about his coffee origins. Obviously I’m in the minority, if not all alone. But I’m a happy girl. I would never dream of rolling my eyes at a customer. Plus I - I would just be nicer in general. I make friends really easily, and it’s not from mocking them when they’re embarrassed about wearing the same suit as their brother.


lilBloodpeach

Cutting up cards wasn’t abnormal in shows during this time. Maybe even irl? Idk. Martin was a regular and she presumably knew him about as well and Niles and Frasier. She probably didn’t like having to take stupid orders from him to be condescending to his dad who presumably ordered it before. It’s normal for service workers to get snippy when you have an annoying and bored line asshole customer, especially a regular like Frasier. They’re lucky they were so accommodating. I’m not a mean person but I’ve world service and snapped off on customers who act like I’m a maid to them.


kingdomheartsislight

I’m not the type to insult someone over Frasier with a Frasier quote, but geez, how do you get up in the morning? You’re mad at the server because she’s not some happy-go-lucky automaton? Dude, she’s working, she doesn’t have to be friends with her customers. Honestly, your whole argument is bizarre, and you sound like you’re upset because she doesn’t “smile more.” Always be good, always have a smile on your face, wait on the men hand and foot… And the “macadamia nuts” line, in fact that whole episode, was about Frasier’s weak liberal leanings. He’ll take a stand as long as it doesn’t inconvenience him too much, and at the first hint of a challenge, he crumbles.


RandyBeamansMom

Ok 🤷🏻‍♀️ Didn’t say smile more. Said don’t mock customers’ clothes. But ok.


kingdomheartsislight

I didn’t say that you said that. The phrase “you sound like” indicates an analogy. In the end, she’s sarcastic because the character sets Frasier and Niles up for good lines, like you said. She’s kind of a stand in for the general public, and pokes fun at their insecurities. Like, it’s absurd you’re trying to take a stand over coffee, or it’s absurd that you and your brother are so conformist that you have the same clothes on. This is how someone outside the Crane bubble would react to them. To say she just needs to be nicer, well, why don’t we just take all her great lines and the brothers’ gags out too?


jaisaiquai

Well, good for you, you're better than all of us and the waitress character! Nevermind that she's fictional and written and directed that way by successful professionals. Just because someone isn't doing exactly what you would do in these situations makes their behaviour unacceptable, FFS


kingdomheartsislight

When is she ever rude? She’s sassy and sarcastic, but not rude. This woman made Frasier a latte like 5 times only for it to be sent back because of things he didn’t ask for. How would you respond to that?


grandpa-jones

He’s a regular Joe and he likes his Joe regular.


lovestheautumn

A cappuccino with just a whisper of cinnamon!


Friendcherisher

And a dollop of foam.


Webbie-Vanderquack

Ballantine's, pot brownies ("thick and gooey; ganja in its purest form"), beef jerky, Eggs Florentine.


wizardneedfood

Cajun crab cakes, fine French cuisine enjoyed the next day, and some Cold Duck.


Blue_wine_sloth

Cherries jubilee and Crane brûlée


it_follows

Nine vegetable winter soup, Mr. Bottomsley!


theyanster1

Scrolled all the way to the end for this


hellocookieman

He was right about the bay leaves!


AnthonyK_

Duck confit


Imaginary_Map_724

Turkey log with mashed potatoes, then yule log for dessert... How much more appetizing food always becomes when you add the word log!


babykinsmoore

Platter!


Usual_Engineering273

Savory Lamb Tenders!


Floor-Academic

Smell 'em and weep!


whynotavs

A Big Mac, I'm Your Venus, and Ripple!


coralcoast21

A frittata, no cheese, no mushrooms with bloody marys.


yricasugrm

Did you say a brunch for Mel or a brunch from hell?


LazyOrang

Well, I hear Niles's gourmet newsletter gave 3 and a half whisks to Mahalo-Valhalla's coconut herring...


El_tacocabra

Devonshire clotted cream and baked potatoes with all the fixins


icantbeatyourbike

I know this is obviously from the show, it just annoys me that there’s nowhere called Devonshire in the UK (where the name comes from), it’s just Devon.


cloudFEZ

Marty’s eggs in a nest


Other-Air

Lots of Sherri, and some imported caviar


Long_Edge_8517

I’d offer you some Sherri, but I’m fresh out


HillarysCafe

Half a roll of frozen cookie dough. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!


Suspicious_Fix1021

Just read through all the answers and cannot believe no-one has said chocolate soufflés!


noob613

Oh and don’t forget the hobo casserole and potato chip salad!! What is that fetid smell? …Hobo! That’s the smell!


pWaveShadowZone

I think if you printed a menu, the cherry should be listed as “Cherry, Niles?” Also “APPLELESS APPLE PIE” Cuz nothing ruins an apple pie faster than apples


MurkyWater1843

I’d bring delicious caviar that I obtained by a questionable character with possible ties to the KGB, and I would bring it disguised in sunglasses with the code being “the Russian bear hunts by night.” With an Orangina chaser from the mini-bar.


Wenchmouse

A hearty 9 vegetable winter soup. Bring your own cat.


zombie-piratelechuck

Beef bourguignon from a new recipe.


ThatFatFlamingo

Flour the beef.


watt786

$14/lb imported andouille sausage doesn't sound like such a bad idea for a party


laughing_cat

Eels and cherries jubilee!


Daviddkleonard

A winter soup


crunkmullen

Justly celebrated duck a la orange! Lipton onion soup dip, maybe some haggis.


456091

Daphne’s lamb’s head stew


Proj3ctPurp1e

The name's a bit misleading. It's really more of a soup.


ThatFatFlamingo

Well, they don’t serve much tripe in Seattle


Long_Edge_8517

I’m not sure, but don’t leave any toast sweat behind!


ThatFatFlamingo

Lobster Newburg for the station manager’s cats, chicken soup so lovingly prepared even the chicken gets well and ohdeargod, my rosemary bread.


hellocookieman

Tahitian vanilla ice cream


Witty-Blood-8051

Birthday cake 🎂


LazyOrang

I hope you mean a coconut death mask.


calcal1992

Doesn't that artist friend of Roz's who says the artist that stole her work make like a lime custard pie or something?


theyanster1

Key lime pie


fatmariscrane

Need to have yellow tail carpaccio’s


ThatFatFlamingo

Only if both Frasier and Niles are there otherwise one would ask “has the world gone mad?”


llmercll

Cherry Garcia


Adcro

Nickerson’s Lemon Biscuits and tea. Nothing else


Apprehensive_Meat267

Get a grip. You're not being asked to do anything that none of us hasn't done before in our own kitchens in our own homes! Now quick, Niles, kill five eels!


persnicketycrickety

Chicken chow mein, but only if it’s a brunch.


strandy76

Wolfgang pucks burnt crab cakes... Sorry, "Cajun"


mr_john_steed

Dead seal


theboyd1986

And did I mention an Hungarian goose!?


ipulmout

Potato chip salad


ipulmout

An Hungarian Goose


ipulmout

Scrod... Someone's getting it!


babykinsmoore

A giant screwdriver. What am I, Martha Stewart?


Blessedone67

Freakin Cornish hens!!!


Blessedone67

And sherry lol


Adhdicted2dopamine

Key lime pie.. served on Benjamin Lochlier’s painting.


goopygilbert

Duck Lorange


CustomaryCocoon

I'm not sure exactly, but I sure want to put those poi ramekins to good use.


SmartyPants61

Something formerly ham.


britrocker

Chilean Sea Bass paired with an aggressive Zinfandel


Christorm747

duck a l'orange and Frasier's rosemary bread!


IllustriousMinimum53

An Hungarian goose


DietChickenBars

House-cured gravlax with creme fraiche and a sprig of dill.


tekende

Savory lamb tenders!


Mission_Passenger381

Barbecue pudding chips. The perfect food for a dog army


Mission_Passenger381

Why go Merlot when you can call...A CAB?