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Cold_Boii

Geometry dash


Nothombium

We are fucked


uslashbartu

attempt 69


Cold_Boii

I have 26% at snowblind


Psychological-Pie158

Try no to cum. Play this free online game that will make you cum in 30 seconds!!!


PornHubKidsBeta

r/Hmm


Least_Acanthaceae710

The real r/Hmm is ur username


Trini_Vix7

daphuq...


[deleted]

Did you?


GelatoVerde

Now we're asking the real question


intimidatedrussian

Stardew Valley, so basically I'm set for life, it has an amazing friendly world (:


rawkyoursocks

Same, not too sad about it! 🤣 Just chill, farm and go to the pub every night!


liftedtrucksnguns

I’ve been hearing a lot about stardew over the years. I think this weekend will be the weekend I take the plunge


pernilongobarulhento

Rocket legue


memesanddepression42

You are the ball


pernilongobarulhento

Oh neptune


Redafrosamurai

Bloodborne... Shit


usg51

It will be ok good hunter. And same were screwed


Rand0m6976

It's not okay I'll have to chase Micoshit irl and I am going to pass out halfway through


RobinDabankery

Have you seen my mom? She left to get daddy back home and she forgot daddy's music box...


TB-26

Looks like we are killing blind people today!


RobinDabankery

Yay ! Time for some eldritch tentacle action :D


ALOOFQUAIL

I'm good I played a sex game while surfing on porn websites.


poggaar

🗿


Rishiipo

🗿


Ark927

All good for a few hours but how about being trapped in sex for the next 60years thats no fun at all


Ok_Unit_8084

He's really fucke*


poggaar

Actually-


Th4_Sup3rce11

DEATH BY SNOO SNOO


cloudboy_08

Terraria. now i can feel how its like to be 2D


ripanimems

Mission one: Get wood and ores Final mission: Fight god


Guilty-Importance241

You spawn in and your digestive track immediately splits you into 2 halves


Sparky107418

Same


im_tired_of_living73

2D gang lets goooooo!!


EinElektriker

Satisfactory. Fits my Job so not that bad


BadCaseOfBallzheimer

Easily my favorite game right now.


shredder826

One of my favorites as well, taking a break right now. Every couple hundred hours I have to switch it up for a bit. Currently playing The Witness, pretty great if you like puzzles.


BadCaseOfBallzheimer

I played the witness. Very pretty game and super cool concept, reminded me of myst. Only thing I didn't care for is I wish the puzzles did not all work on the same principle of drawing lines. Was still a great brain workout.


DatBoiWatching

Project Zomboid. Fuck


Royal-Jelly-8064

Don't get bit ok?


Maettis

This is how you died.


LeadingDay2707

Yoooooooo


Knee_Kill_Money_Yen

Time to punch some fucking trees, man.


voidbringer19

Minecraft right?


CATALYST1109

Yes


True_Diver

right? ….


voidbringer19

He is not responding yet💀💀


Bhalla97

He won't cause he is still puching trees


Bomboooo

I think a creeper blew him up


Finance-Low

Could be ARK; probably eaten by a dinosaur.


Donkeyshrek20

Same


Boba_Fett66

Doom Eternal


_StO_nKs_

I mean you are basically set if you know what you're doing lol


randomlemon9192

Idk seems kind of exhausting


elegant_assasin

You choose the path of perpetual torment


JoaoPauloCampos

Same plot twist. We are the demons running from.slayer 😂


Accomplished-Ad9039

Well then, I'm going to Tamriel


Zestyclose_Zombie_84

Same


Rob240100

Me too Tes4 😂


Accomplished-Ad9039

It's basically Tamriel, too


ScarBug

Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.


Grimnar_LongFang

I'm with the guild how about you look the other way around? (800 gold)


ScarBug

I don't usually take bribes, but I'll look the other way just this once. If I see you again though, I'll have to arrest you.


ScarBug

You have comitted crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?


shinx243

[BACK TO TAMRIEL! ](https://youtu.be/vMRSRyYZtuk)


Unl0vableDarkness

Destiny 2. Much fun if I get to be a warlock like my character.


Sevonso

Same for me. I would grinding GoA and chill at Europa.


Unl0vableDarkness

Well you would be chilly in Europa. I'm off to the dreaming city. It looks nice.


bloodanwar

You are both assuming you get to be guardians... Maybe you are dregs... Or a citizen without light (which is worse imo) xd


redwiter2336

Imagine you become lord shax


iedneved

How is a citizen worse than a dreg. If you're a citizen of the last city you're basically living a normal life. If you're a dreg you'll be forced to fight for your kell against scorn, hive, vex, cabal, awoken, guardians, other houses and taken. You'll also need to fight for ether and some houses will have tournaments where you fight against some other members of your house to death, and as a dreg you'll probably do shit. Because of the ether inflation you'll likely stay a dreg and dregs are disgraced in most communities compared to captains and vandals. Yeah sure if you're born into House Light or something would be nice but what is the chance of that.


Ember_Celica07

I wouldn't mind being my hunter or Titan.


lewis4832

Factorio


RivenLightZC

The factory must grow!


Bachlead

Nature musn't grow!


vprit2

The factory must grow!


m3m31ord

The factory must grow!


theDankzide

e x p a n d


eletric_boogaloo

You smell that? I love the smell of progress in the morning.


fleshjenn

Sims 4. Hope I do better, than my last family.


God--Official

I'm currently playing a game *similar* to Sims


AGGINKL

You good?


fleshjenn

Lol, well in the last save I played, the husband got abducted by aliens, while the wife was headed to the hospital to deliver twins. So...


Llamacorn21

Animal Crossing?! Hell yeah!


JabbaDaGutt

Re village… I’m just gonna curl up in a corner and cry


iedneved

I'd find Ethan and ruin the whole story of the game


Existing_Dog5510

Yeah, just tell him he's mold


Jacrispea

Guess the Wild Hunt's dragging my ass away 😫


Apron17

Well Triss can look forward cause she is my first stop


Dw1nd

No you're a grave hag


Jacrispea

Gasp! Well now, that's just uncalled for, smh.


soilhalo_27

Me too.


zomzom31325

Witcher 3. I'ma get eaten


Zad21

Lego Star Wars the complete edition,hell Yeah im Good


Sabberndersteve05

Sick dude


-The_-_Doctor-

Farming simulator22


eletric_boogaloo

It's not much, but it's honest work


RobinWithoutBatman

Is this real life?


Pat_thailandball

Congrats, you’re in the best possible situation


Literally_a_guy

It's payday, fellas!


TornAparty

Free money forever


OttemanEmperor

Hell yes. I'm a damn billionaire and not anything the feds can do to stop me!


WTJunkers87

you uhh, wouldn’t happen to have a spare medic bag lying around, would you? I need it


danieru_98

Dark Souls 3, definitely fucked.


SenseiTizi

But u will get revived everytime the choosen one sits on a fire


joseph_Stalin1878

Yeah and get stuck in eternal agony and go hollow of until the fire fades


Firm_Masterpiece_343

Dark Souls 2, also screwed unless I never leave Majula.


bEaqlava

Rdr2 well just like real life but at 1899's


skyrim-nord

Great story but ultimately your fucked if your Arthur


bEaqlava

Well at least its gonna be exciting


Makav3liizz

Escape from Tarkov, rip


smurray711

Blyat


WURSCHTWASSER

You can exit but never escape


Scheduledbump

Monster hunter world... I wonder if I stay in tiwn or not join the 5th I should be OK


fldmar

Hoi4, it's 1941 I am Greece. F


British_crumpet1

F


Prata_69

F


devilmaycry453425

Ark survival evolved


SilentStriker115

You are completely fucked


majoritus_chartus

You’re pretty fucked


mir-ist-warm

Ghost of Tsushima… think I’m pretty fucked…


Wboy2006

If you completed the game you’re not, the mongols are gone (it would actually be sick)


Mood_Slayer_Mtt8

But if you get to see Jin, then you're set for life, even if you're gonna die shortly


Wooga-Haver

Elite Dangerous? Well my life just got a lot more complicated.


FiendishLlama

Me too bro….me too


_StO_nKs_

Swords and Sorcery lol. I'm basically god.


ZICHU_tm

Mass effect


TheGizmodian

Same. Well, guess we get to watch the galaxy end in one way or another.


Skel109

Fallout 76, I will become an NPC in a strong players base


pop_that_head

Fallout 4 🤕


PeterAmbers

Imagine bloodbug trying to sit on your face and drink from your eyeball. Ugh!


Prodaki

Could be worse. There could be someone looking at the whole thing, and then.. **There's another settlement that needs our help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.**


Fuzzy_Gusto

Imagine being stuck in an infinite dungeon where everything is a gun or gun related and your goal is to literally kill your own past... I'm basically stuck in Hardmode America!


CultureCalm7377

Actually i'd be fine with enter the gungeon


SenseiTizi

Sekiro, the real question is if we are the main char? If not i will die because of dragon rot lol


PeterAmbers

And if you are really unlucky, you will end up a Doujuns labrat becoming a zombie in the abandoned dungeon.


Creative-Historian-9

War thunder, idk bout this one


BOIIIII11

Time to get obliterated by 🅱️esh


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

7 days to die .... i guess it could be worse


Heathen81

Same. But I guess it depends on your difficulty settings.


thesonicgoat

Hunt Showdown and we’re running the gauntlet baby


Daeok

Cyberpunk... I might be okay.


caped_crusader_98

U might glitch back out of the game.. Beware.


Dramatic_Juice_644

Halo Reach.


Jean-Eustache

*Slow sad piano playing in the background*


Jokerboy15

People of reddit, please tell my parents I love them; my last game was fortnite 😪


immortal-salt829

Hades literal hell


Ender_Game2000

Terraria What


eldoblakNa

Osrs, I'll take that


Perc300

GTA 4? Ima die one way or another


K1LLA_CHAOS

Left for dead 2 😱😧


I_NeedSomeAnswers

RIP


meesterdave

Count your blessings its not Back 4 Blood.


RaiseTypical

Resident evil 7 :(


Asriel_sr

I’d be in Hallownest, I’ll be fine is some spots


memeablejonson

Fuck I got the forest


MrPorker95

Guess I'm going to look for tombs with Lara Croft


rotiboyboy

The gungeon 😵


Royal-Jelly-8064

Osu!... Im fine i guess.....


Megalovaniasans_m

Google snake


[deleted]

Rome remastered as a semi successful Thrace. Pontus gone, Macedonia literally paying for peace and the Brutii attacking the Greeks for me.


Spion-Geilo

Tetris….


cuddly0510

Stardew Valley. Would be paradise.


Bitter-Pair-8501

Uncharted


creativedefficiency

World of warships, I might live


JoaoPauloCampos

Doom eternal nightmare mode 😅


hdgxudtxigxufzfx

Kingdom hearts BBS? Just learn the keyblade, because apparently anyone can use that shit.


Ok-Adhesiveness-9605

Cup head.


dh561996

Hearts of Iron 4, absolute death sentence


Alarkamil

Overwatch as Reinhardt… The world is fucked.


Merciless4704

Hmm... destiny 2, am I going to be a human or my driped out guardian


Remarkable-Frame-488

League of Legends so If dont know if I am fucked ir not


Chewie357

Diablo 2 Remaster... Well, damn


KingGeorge_The2nd

Rust... fuck my life


LefroyJenkinsTTV

Dude. Respawns are Canon to lore. We're immortal now. Also, if we're living it, we're always online, able to constantly gather resources, so a safe base won't be a problem. Most importantly, messing with zergs will be epic.


Icy-Reveal-5589

Project Zomboid bruh


CabinetChef

I’m pretty fucked because the last game I played was The Long Dark.


GoldJason

welp, looks like i’m cumming every 40 seconds.


LoserToastReal

postal 2 im either fucked by just being on the street or its the other way around


death_wingsYT

Genshin impact... Breath of the harem


caped_crusader_98

Oh that would be siiick.. Wreck the shit out of some Hilichurls.


HappyOctopus12

Outer wilds. I’m in a time loop where I get to fly to different planets and explore so I’m in heaven


blind_pillow1

RDR 2


SwordUpYourButt

Prototype 2......shit


PotatoGuy90

My time has come... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠉⢈⠩⢙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⠠⠀⠀⠨⠐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢐⠐⠌⡌⢄⢐⢈⠔⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⡀⠐⡀⢁⠈⠐⠱⠑⡑⠈⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢗⠀⠀⠐⡠⡛⠔⡁⢜⡔⡬⢎⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠁⠀⠄⢂⠈⠂⢂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⠩⠐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠐⠁⠓⠒⠒⢀⠁⢐⢝⢟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠫⠡⠡⠨⢀⠂⠠⠀⠀⢁⠑⡱⠛⠗⡓⢂⠠⢸⢸⢨⠣⡝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢏⢐⢁⠊⢌⠐⡈⠄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠑⠈⠀⢄⢕⠸⡨⠪⡪⡘⣻⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢂⠂⡂⠅⡂⠅⡐⠨⢐⠐⠠⠠⡀⢄⠠⡠⡡⡱⡐⠕⢌⢊⢆⢣⢒⠽⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠣⢂⠂⠄⠡⠐⠐⠈⠌⡐⠨⡈⠢⠨⡂⢌⢂⠆⡪⠨⡊⠂⡂⠢⢡⣢⣣⡣⣍⢿⣿ ⠨⢂⢂⠁⡀⠀⠀⠁⠐⠈⠐⠈⢈⠈⠐⡀⠄⠁⠌⠈⠔⣄⡀⠠⡑⡂⠆⠢⢂⠑⠽ ⡨⠐⠀⠀⠀⢠⡎⡀⠀⠀⠄⠈⡀⠌⠐⠠⠈⠄⡁⠂⡀⡫⠑⣑⠀⢂⠌⠄⢕⠀⠨ ⠺⡪⠢⡀⠀⠞⢇⢂⠀⠂⡀⠠⠀⠄⠁⠌⠨⠀⢄⠢⡁⢂⢿⡟⡀⠀⠈⠈⡀⠂⣰ ⢀⢀⠀⠄⠀⠀⡐⠀⡈⠄⡐⠅⡊⠌⢌⠄⡕⡑⡁⢂⠂⢂⠸⣿⡄⠀⠈⣠⣴⣿⣿ ⢐⠔⠠⠀⠀⡐⠠⢈⠢⢑⠄⠑⢈⠊⡂⡱⢁⣂⢌⢔⢌⢄⠀⠹⢀⣺⡿⣟⢿⣿⣿ ⢀⠡⠁⠂⠐⠠⠈⠄⢈⠠⢈⢢⡣⣗⠕⠄⣕⢮⣞⣞⣗⣯⢯⡷⡴⣹⡪⣷⣿⣿⣿ ⠊⠄⠠⠠⠡⠈⠠⢐⠠⡊⡎⣗⢭⢐⠹⡹⣮⡳⡵⣳⣻⢾⣻⣽⣻⣺⣺⣽⣿⣿⣿ ⣨⣾⢐⠰⠐⠅⡂⡂⢕⢜⢜⢵⢹⢑⢔⠨⢘⠸⡹⡵⣯⣻⢽⣳⣻⣺⢞⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡔⠠⢈⠐⠐⢠⢱⢸⢸⢸⢸⠰⡡⢘⢔⢕⠝⢮⣳⢽⢝⡾⡵⡯⣏⠯⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣗⢅⢢⠠⠡⠢⡱⡑⡕⡕⢅⠣⡊⢨⢪⡣⡣⡂⡬⡳⢽⢽⢽⢽⣞⣧⠙⣿⣿ ⡻⣿⡯⡪⠢⡡⠡⢑⢌⠪⡪⡊⠆⢌⠪⢐⢕⢱⢱⢱⢱⢱⢙⢮⡫⡟⣞⢮⣳⠙⣿ ⠊⣿⣯⠪⡊⠄⢅⠂⢂⠁⢇⢇⢃⠂⢕⠐⠌⡲⡰⡡⣇⠇⢇⢕⠪⠉⠂⠅⠂⡑⠹ ⣸⢿⣳⢱⠨⡐⡽⡿⡶⡾⡬⡢⢂⠅⡢⢡⣌⠐⠈⢎⢎⢎⢔⠠⠡⠠⠠⠡⡁⡂⠡ ⡯⡯⡇⢅⠕⠠⢱⢹⡙⢮⢹⠨⡂⡂⢇⠌⠮⡳⠅⡂⢕⠡⡑⠠⢁⢁⣡⣡⣢⣶⣿ ⣗⢽⢌⡢⡡⡡⡸⡢⡣⡣⡱⡑⠔⡈⢎⢆⢂⠂⠅⣢⡳⣽⡐⢅⢂⣊⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣯⢯⢷⢽⢮⢯⣺⣪⢞⡮⣳⢘⠔⢌⢜⣞⣖⣮⣻⢮⣯⢷⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣷⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


Inside_Beginning75

Ark. I'm doomed


WhiteWazza

Same lol


tiamo357

Bloodborne….


Accomplished_Scar399

Crusader kings 3


MemesNGaming_rongoo

Well, I played bacterial takeover. So...YOU are the one who's funked up.


FineAct904

Metroid Dread... fuck


Brandotof10

Mortal kombat, i Guess i’m fucked


Skullufel

The Forest, at least my bros are with me


Always_Fair

Ayo i really wanted to visit Mondstand and Liyue Harbour ( Genshin Impact)


Sadness_Spreader

Shadow of the tomb raider


Sammyboi555

I’m getting chases by silent exploding walking pieces of dynamite, shot by a pile of bones, scratched by the undead, and and killed by all other manner of unholy creatures from hell. Yeah Minecraft is pretty much death for me.


TechiesLilPlayground

legend of Zelda Majoras Mask, well fuck I guess a moon is gonna fall on my head in 3 days


Aryan_1G

Well, guess time to meet Jessie and James


oopsiforgohowtomonke

God of War. Shit


AlmightyShoove

Warhammer 40k