We are fucked
I have 26% at snowblind
Try no to cum. Play this free online game that will make you cum in 30 seconds!!!
The real r/Hmm is ur username
Now we're asking the real question
Stardew Valley, so basically I'm set for life, it has an amazing friendly world (:
Same, not too sad about it! 🤣 Just chill, farm and go to the pub every night!
I’ve been hearing a lot about stardew over the years. I think this weekend will be the weekend I take the plunge
You are the ball
It will be ok good hunter.
And same were screwed
It's not okay I'll have to chase Micoshit irl and I am going to pass out halfway through
Have you seen my mom? She left to get daddy back home and she forgot daddy's music box...
Looks like we are killing blind people today!
Yay ! Time for some eldritch tentacle action :D
I'm good I played a sex game while surfing on porn websites.
All good for a few hours but how about being trapped in sex for the next 60years thats no fun at all
He's really fucke*
DEATH BY SNOO SNOO
Terraria. now i can feel how its like to be 2D
Mission one: Get wood and ores
Final mission: Fight god
You spawn in and your digestive track immediately splits you into 2 halves
2D gang lets goooooo!!
Satisfactory. Fits my Job so not that bad
Easily my favorite game right now.
One of my favorites as well, taking a break right now. Every couple hundred hours I have to switch it up for a bit. Currently playing The Witness, pretty great if you like puzzles.
I played the witness. Very pretty game and super cool concept, reminded me of myst. Only thing I didn't care for is I wish the puzzles did not all work on the same principle of drawing lines. Was still a great brain workout.
Project Zomboid. Fuck
Don't get bit ok?
This is how you died.
Time to punch some fucking trees, man.
He is not responding yet💀💀
He won't cause he is still puching trees
I think a creeper blew him up
Could be ARK; probably eaten by a dinosaur.
I mean you are basically set if you know what you're doing lol
Idk seems kind of exhausting
You choose the path of perpetual torment
Same plot twist. We are the demons running from.slayer 😂
Well then, I'm going to Tamriel
Me too Tes4 😂
It's basically Tamriel, too
Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
I'm with the guild how about you look the other way around? (800 gold)
I don't usually take bribes, but I'll look the other way just this once. If I see you again though, I'll have to arrest you.
You have comitted crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
[BACK TO TAMRIEL! ](https://youtu.be/vMRSRyYZtuk)
Destiny 2. Much fun if I get to be a warlock like my character.
Same for me. I would grinding GoA and chill at Europa.
Well you would be chilly in Europa. I'm off to the dreaming city. It looks nice.
You are both assuming you get to be guardians... Maybe you are dregs... Or a citizen without light (which is worse imo) xd
Imagine you become lord shax
How is a citizen worse than a dreg. If you're a citizen of the last city you're basically living a normal life. If you're a dreg you'll be forced to fight for your kell against scorn, hive, vex, cabal, awoken, guardians, other houses and taken. You'll also need to fight for ether and some houses will have tournaments where you fight against some other members of your house to death, and as a dreg you'll probably do shit. Because of the ether inflation you'll likely stay a dreg and dregs are disgraced in most communities compared to captains and vandals. Yeah sure if you're born into House Light or something would be nice but what is the chance of that.
I wouldn't mind being my hunter or Titan.
The factory must grow!
Nature musn't grow!
e x p a n d
You smell that?
I love the smell of progress in the morning.
Sims 4. Hope I do better, than my last family.
I'm currently playing a game *similar* to Sims
Lol, well in the last save I played, the husband got abducted by aliens, while the wife was headed to the hospital to deliver twins. So...
Animal Crossing?! Hell yeah!
Re village… I’m just gonna curl up in a corner and cry
I'd find Ethan and ruin the whole story of the game
Yeah, just tell him he's mold
Guess the Wild Hunt's dragging my ass away 😫
Well Triss can look forward cause she is my first stop
No you're a grave hag
Gasp! Well now, that's just uncalled for, smh.
Witcher 3. I'ma get eaten
Lego Star Wars the complete edition,hell Yeah im Good
It's not much, but it's honest work
Is this real life?
Congrats, you’re in the best possible situation
It's payday, fellas!
Free money forever
Hell yes. I'm a damn billionaire and not anything the feds can do to stop me!
you uhh, wouldn’t happen to have a spare medic bag lying around, would you? I need it
Dark Souls 3, definitely fucked.
But u will get revived everytime the choosen one sits on a fire
Yeah and get stuck in eternal agony and go hollow of until the fire fades
Dark Souls 2, also screwed unless I never leave Majula.
Rdr2 well just like real life but at 1899's
Great story but ultimately your fucked if your Arthur
Well at least its gonna be exciting
Escape from Tarkov, rip
You can exit but never escape
Monster hunter world... I wonder if I stay in tiwn or not join the 5th I should be OK
Hoi4, it's 1941 I am Greece. F
Ark survival evolved
You are completely fucked
You’re pretty fucked
Ghost of Tsushima… think I’m pretty fucked…
If you completed the game you’re not, the mongols are gone (it would actually be sick)
But if you get to see Jin, then you're set for life, even if you're gonna die shortly
Elite Dangerous? Well my life just got a lot more complicated.
Me too bro….me too
Swords and Sorcery lol. I'm basically god.
Same. Well, guess we get to watch the galaxy end in one way or another.
Fallout 76, I will become an NPC in a strong players base
Fallout 4 🤕
Imagine bloodbug trying to sit on your face and drink from your eyeball. Ugh!
Could be worse. There could be someone looking at the whole thing, and then..
**There's another settlement that needs our help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.**
Imagine being stuck in an infinite dungeon where everything is a gun or gun related and your goal is to literally kill your own past...
I'm basically stuck in Hardmode America!
Actually i'd be fine with enter the gungeon
Sekiro, the real question is if we are the main char? If not i will die because of dragon rot lol
And if you are really unlucky, you will end up a Doujuns labrat becoming a zombie in the abandoned dungeon.
War thunder, idk bout this one
Time to get obliterated by 🅱️esh
7 days to die .... i guess it could be worse
Same. But I guess it depends on your difficulty settings.
Hunt Showdown and we’re running the gauntlet baby
Cyberpunk... I might be okay.
U might glitch back out of the game.. Beware.
*Slow sad piano playing in the background*
People of reddit, please tell my parents I love them; my last game was fortnite 😪
Hades literal hell
Osrs, I'll take that
GTA 4? Ima die one way or another
Left for dead 2 😱😧
Count your blessings its not Back 4 Blood.
Resident evil 7 :(
I’d be in Hallownest, I’ll be fine is some spots
Fuck I got the forest
Guess I'm going to look for tombs with Lara Croft
The gungeon 😵
Osu!... Im fine i guess.....
Rome remastered as a semi successful Thrace. Pontus gone, Macedonia literally paying for peace and the Brutii attacking the Greeks for me.
Would be paradise.
World of warships, I might live
Doom eternal nightmare mode 😅
Kingdom hearts BBS? Just learn the keyblade, because apparently anyone can use that shit.
Hearts of Iron 4, absolute death sentence
Overwatch as Reinhardt… The world is fucked.
Hmm... destiny 2, am I going to be a human or my driped out guardian
League of Legends so If dont know if I am fucked ir not
Diablo 2 Remaster... Well, damn
Rust... fuck my life
Dude. Respawns are Canon to lore. We're immortal now. Also, if we're living it, we're always online, able to constantly gather resources, so a safe base won't be a problem. Most importantly, messing with zergs will be epic.
Project Zomboid bruh
I’m pretty fucked because the last game I played was The Long Dark.
welp, looks like i’m cumming every 40 seconds.
im either fucked by just being on the street or its the other way around
Genshin impact... Breath of the harem
Oh that would be siiick.. Wreck the shit out of some Hilichurls.
Outer wilds. I’m in a time loop where I get to fly to different planets and explore so I’m in heaven
My time has come...
Ark. I'm doomed
Crusader kings 3
Well, I played bacterial takeover. So...YOU are the one who's funked up.
Metroid Dread... fuck
Mortal kombat, i Guess i’m fucked
The Forest, at least my bros are with me
Ayo i really wanted to visit Mondstand and Liyue Harbour ( Genshin Impact)
Shadow of the tomb raider
I’m getting chases by silent exploding walking pieces of dynamite, shot by a pile of bones, scratched by the undead, and and killed by all other manner of unholy creatures from hell. Yeah Minecraft is pretty much death for me.
legend of Zelda Majoras Mask, well fuck I guess a moon is gonna fall on my head in 3 days
Well, guess time to meet Jessie and James
God of War. Shit