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226_Walker

***Sister Samus, please stop this tomfoolery.***


cannibalgentleman

Here we see one of the deadliest warriors in the galaxy and a beakie. [Sauce](https://twitter.com/CSarracenian/status/972967345881788416/photo/1).


TedTheReckless

All hail the beakie, rogue trader will always remain the best edition.


Kilahti

Beakie armour is my fav power armour.


The-Cannibal-Hermit

I’m expecting the spacemarine to just start packing her helmet out of spite like a 40k woodpecker


Hieronim_Zmora

Thank You OP for posting this and making my day. Made me laugh so hard.


son_of_wotan

When she is in the mood.


29Jackal

Now I see I'm not the only one who saw that as a bit kinky


buddha8298

all I could see was Mr. Miyagi


Liara_Zorah

Didn't think to see one day Samus Aran bullying a space marine.


CoraxtheRavenLord

*Metroid is an excellent warrior for the Imperium who does not afraid of anything.*


Jadenyoung1

But she uses xeno tech.. maybe as a radical inquisitor?


potboygang

She is also part alien.


Jadenyoung1

true she is spliced with Xeno DNA (Chozo).. Highly heretical, maybe even diabolis. That might be an issue, but not so much if kept secret. If shes useful to the empirium it wont care much. I mean look what shenanigans Eisenhorn did.. It took forever to brand him a heretic.


Baige_baguette

Chozo DNA, metroid DNA a smidge of X and a teeny amount of phazon to spice up the mix. Honestly it's amazing she is still humanoid at this point.


Kilahti

IIRC, she is also a cyborg.


Twrecks5000

thaaaats how she gets away with all of it, she's mechanicus.


RazzDaNinja

Ordo Biologis has Samus’ back on this one lol


Shard486

"Much like the other parts of the mechanicus, as long as a *significant percentage remains human, anything goes!" _ The Biologis branch of the Mechanicus, probably *What significant actually means is a highly debated topic.


4chanisbetterjpeg

She's friends with an Inquisitor so it's good


MineMine7_

Nope, no phazon, as all phazon was destroyed in metroid prime 3's ending, when phaaze was destroyed


Dessorian

X either. Her metroid traits allow her to eliminate all X in her system.


Toxitoxi

I mean, imagine how the Inquisition would have reacted after something like the BSL.


Momoxidat

If someone wanted to make a Samus equivalent in 40k, he'd probably ends up with a human raised by craftworld eldar after her home was raided by dark eldar


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megagnomehunter

Warhammer is a pretty cool guy too. He kills Xenos and doesn't afraid of anything.


CT-4426

Maybe the real Warhammer was the friends we made along the way


Liara_Zorah

Didn't think to see one day Samus Aran bullying a space marine.


Kilahti

But now our lives are better, because we have seen it.


ReallyKhorny

Now I want a 40k samus as an inquisitor...


MarsMissionMan

"What kind of Chozo are you?" "I am no xenos."


32049

Two of my favorite things, great


SerHubard

Who let Samus off of 6319?


Observance

Two birds.


Karma_Harvester69

An Ultramarine and his bounty hunter gf. M30.234. Colorized


jediben001

Haha, beak goes honk


StuckInGachaHell

Beak bois best bois


zangdaaar

I think Samus could be tagged as a mutant by the Imperium and actively tracked down to be purged.


zenikkal

He should return her a favour ;)