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40yroldversion

She needs shoulder armor otherwise she will be vulnerable to attacks.


_AlreadyTaken_

That is a Bikini of Invulnerability +5


DRUNK_CYCLIST

Thong of deft spell wielding.


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syriaca

Heck, if the game allows, the pic on the right could easily be a guy and the lads would still pick it.


DRUNK_CYCLIST

I mean it's an avatar, who cares. My cyber punk character is a stupid sexy man with glorious hair and vagina.


second2no1

Certainly makes my wand work


NhylX

+5 to Sexterity.


LordoftheSynth

What was my boosted attribute again, Kif?


jdwrds21

Just the one shoulder though


spunkychickpea

Yeah, let’s not go overboard here.


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MSUconservative

Bikini: +10 charisma when talking to the opposite sex +10 dick pics in inbox -100 armor


smutz

no no no you don't understand. the less clothing she wears the higher her defense. it's bc of feminine intuition


RigasTelRuun

Glasses give a +5 perception to incoming attacks and advantages on dodge. So it balances.


NoGoodIDNames

Pic B is just Pic A without the armor


Jhawk163

\*With level 100 armor


ablablababla

That bikini is actually made of the highest tier of advanced alien technology


FECKERSONjr

I'd just like to mention my favorite example of this. Odogaraon armour prevents bleed, which is a debuff the monster puts on you. The issues is, the Girl armour has massive spaces of exposed skin. While supposedly preventing you from bleeding. You literally have a target on your back


legend27_marco

You can't get bleed if you don't get hit. The odogaron armor (especially MR) gives that cool ninja waifu vibe so you can ultra instinct dodge attacks easily.


Raytheon_Nublinski

Nah it’s just all armor hidden.


ell20

Samus satisfies both of those.


geoxan69

Man of culture


Pb_ft

Wait, Samus is a girl?! ^(/s)


DaRagingUnicorn

I believe their name is metroid


SelysWallis

Metroid Dread spoilers: >!Turns out this is actually correct.!<


DaRagingUnicorn

Wtf


SelysWallis

[Major Metroid Dread spoilers](https://i.imgur.com/LLPwf8J.png)


methanococcus

At this point in the Metroid timeline, she should be a one of these Cronenberg creatures from Rick and Morty.


Igneous4224

Not really, her name is still Samus.


Aelok

Metroid A. Ripley


IAmA_Risky_Click_AMA

Any relation to Ellen Ripley? Though the only direct reference to xenomorphs is in AM2R....


Pb_ft

Oh I know that guy! He hangs out with Halo, who is a pretty cool dude.


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Wonderful-Boss-5947

Well with how many wars that Gears guy has been through I'd say I dont blame him.


l-askedwhojoewas

I heard they have a friend called Zelda who has the Hylian Sword


Requad

What if Metroid was a grill?


Korvid

No no no. Zelda is the girl, Metroid is the orange Master Chief.


CycloneSP

honestly? I think I prefer samus in her zero suit vs her in a bikini


StupidNCrazy

I prefer her with the armor on.


Frink202

Same. We got lame sneaking + booty vs Melee counter badassery. It ain't a contest.


HouseOfSteak

Next, very important question: Skinny Samus or Buff Samus?


EndlessInfinity

Why not something in between? Lean but defined muscles?


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Celtic_Crown

I admit, I've put my Xenoblade Chronicles X character in a bikini top. And it was funny.


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If you get the Xenoblade Chronicles 2 DLCs, you can unlock beach outfits for all the characters and it's wonderful.


howtopayherefor

After seeing the character design and the direction the franchise was going in, I'm more surprised there wasn't day 1 bikini dlc


georgey91

Day 1 booba patch. Fantastic game though.


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erich3983

Post-nut clarity never lies


KickBassColonyDrop

Whenever you're thinking of spending a large amount of money, go watch some porn, not sex; porn, the affair needs to be mechanical and simple, and get yourself off. Then question yourself if that's something you really want to do. If you have doubts, it's an impulse idea and don't do it. If you still think so with a clear mind, it's not impulse; then get out the spreadsheet and start crunching numbers on how you're going to pull it off.


Dyshin

I tried this when choosing a daycare and now I’m a convicted felon.


Unique_Frame_3518

Jerk off at your parole hearing to decide your fate


SesshySiltstrider

Get this person a Nobel prize!


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RectalSpawn

!RemindMe 1 minute


dirtysocks85

It’s been 20 minutes since the reminder. Don’t leave us in suspense any longer


DustinTiny

1 Minute?! Mr. Olympian over here


Bill_Weathers

I already pulled it off. You want me to pull it off again? Sounds like a real pattern forming here.


KickBassColonyDrop

Life's all just patterns. Most of them are ups and downs. Eruptions of clarity take effort, but on rare occasions they can be spontaneous.


Risley

Post-nut clarity is really a remarkable thing, isn’t it? What other thing do we know can change your mind, your emotions, so quickly? Like maybe eating when you’re hangry. But man. One minute you into that *zone*, down in the rhythm, the grime, the grool, and then another minute you are just disgusted with yourself. You are an abomination in your mind. A heathen. A lecher. A vagabond of immorality. You are neutered from the religical chord.


FullMetalCOS

Eating before you go food shopping has a STARTLING impact on your ability to buy the shit you need rather than just a bunch of snacky crap


Sippin_T

My wife and I cut down on our shopping bill, shopping time, and calories by doing this


culminacio

Nutting?


runtheplacered

On their food, his wife's protein levels are off the charts


Sippin_T

That too


Unique_Frame_3518

Jerk off in the chip aisle and you'll be surprised by the results!


FullMetalCOS

Well ya can’t have chip without dip brother


thepepshow123

Religical cord is something I’m going to start working into everyday conversation


talktothecop

Well stats matter more than appearance. /s (my bad)


Shnurple

Blasphemy, fashion over utility


coconuuut

Spoken like a true souls player


Shnurple

Fashion souls baybeeeer


michaelloda9

Some people are so horny that post-nut clarity never works


Sharrakor

/r/2healthbars


Scullvine

Hahaha That's the best use of that sub I've seen in a long time!


rBeowulf

If I'm going to see a butt for hours, it's better if it's a girl ass...


intoxbodmansvs

Sir, this is DnD


imalek

NGL, it was a part of why I didn't mind some of the grinding and alternate ending chasing in neir:automata


Superman19986

I know what scene you're talking about. It's a pretty... suggestive scene. But I think it also provides insight on the characters' relationship. But honestly, the Japanese have a tendency to insert horny into their games and Yoko Taro is no different. Despite the horny stuff, Nier: Automata is an excellent game. I probably wouldn't want to have to explain why the main villains are shirtless in a scene or why 2B's self-destruct blew her skirt off though lol. Not everybody can handle it.


The5Virtues

Bingo! Well, that, and in my experience a lot of games outfits look better on girls than guys. WoW springs to mind, the gorilla proportions of males in that game ensured I never played a male character, just couldn’t stand how they looked. Some people like that Warhammer behemoth aesthetic but it ain’t for me.


mynexuz

goes both ways, major example i can think of is monster hunter, the male armors in those games always look badass and huge while the female armors are very often a skimpy/cute/revealing version. And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that, but personally I want to be able to swap between cute and badass


TheRealShadowAdam

That’s the great thing about ff14. Can swap aesthetics whenever I want, and play all the jobs on the same character so I have badass armor, cute robes and meme onesies depending on the mood.


witti534

FF14 has the best system for having multiple classes on one account/character.


Andre27

hmm really? I dont play Monster Hunter but Ive watched my friend play sometimes and seems to me like both genders have 99% proper armor that looks badass or beefy or ridiculous or what have you. And then there are some of the event armor skins or whatever that have some skimpy stuff for both genders. Actually werent the armors unisex?


beeatenbyagrue

WoW I just can't play a male BE paladin without seeing Fabio the entire time.


Necrospecs

Lol this is the perfect response.


Xero0911

I dress like the badass. Companions get the bikini. Double down if it's a bulky furry man. That's easily +1 charisma


Atheistmoses

To me it's quite the opposite. I've never played a game where I feel like I AM the character. There is no way I would be an archer assassin in Skyrim if that was the real world. Instead I create a personality and base my decisions around what that character would do. It is much easier to create a character and choose skins around the sex that I like instead of the sex that I am.


VaATC

Did you play pen and paper role playing games growing up? I play characters the same way and I attribute that to playing so much D&D growing up. I played enough to play male and female character and got really good at disassociating from my characters and figure that is why I play RPGs they way you mapped out.


MaimedJester

A lot of kids have self insert power fantasies. Like wouldn't it be cool if I could cast Fireballs and have 20 Charisma. If you play long enough you learn to play someone you don't identify with. Its so much more fun playing a scumbag Noble brat who honestly believes in a caste system of nobility and has a Nobless Oblige to help the poor commoners. That's a character you can play off of and have way more fun than just what you think of yourself if you suddenly got Super Powers and how you would act. Play however you want it's your free time and if you have fun it's cool. Unless you're playing a Kender. That's the one rule at my table. I'll never allow anyone to even try to play a Kender.


NeinLivesThief

On the alignment chart this is known as chaotic horny.


Over-Analyzed

So a Bard?


King_InTheNorth

My second DnD character ever was a Bard the GM introduced to replace my Paladin after he sacrificed himself and became trapped in the Abyss. I had never played a Bard. I had no prior knowledge of Bard stereotypes. What I did have, was a high CHA and the personal goal of *fucking my way out of every encounter*. The Way of the Bard is a Way of Life.


Rickyy1900

Good ol goblin slayer, an anime about a goblin slayer name goblin slayer who's occupation is a goblin slayer


Manypotatoes9

So it's about accounting?


Rickyy1900

Well he do count the amount of goblins he's slayed, so yes.


Ruiku1298

The fact that this is actually legit, that he really does count how many goblins he kills when he clears out a nest, makes this comment funny to me for some reason lol


BannerTortoise

Welcome to the kill count. Golden chainsaw for best kill goes to the priestess for putting up a barrier to keep the goblins in the castle so they can burn to death. Dull machete for lamest kill goes to that adventurer from ep 1.


MHPanda

A dead meat reference nice


cscf0360

Damn, now I want James A. Janisse to review animes. Evangelion would be amazing. Edit: stupid autocorrect.


Missterfortune

I absolutely loved when she barrier sandwiched the Goblin Lord!


Hazzamo

and the best part is his English VA is the same guy who played DoomSlayer


Nothingto6here

Soka


Hazzamo

i see...


Mrmugz24

But doomslayer doesn't speak....


Hazzamo

hes the guy who does all the Motion Capture for DoomSlayer


Mrmugz24

That makes much more sense now. No cap


SilverKnight07

“No.” - DoomSlayer


TheSandwichMeat

Huge guts.


Dallenforth

Technically it's about a dungeons and dragons campaign


Manypotatoes9

Now I am definitely interested


itsyahboi11

Hope you don’t mind disturbing content


TheOneWithALongName

To this day, I still don't understand the overreacting internet had on episode 1.


itsyahboi11

Ngl it fucking traumatized me. I thought it was gonna be a bad ass anime but the first episode and her expression as it was happening rlly fucked up my emotions. But to be fair it’s more realistic well as realistic as you can get with a show about goblins and magic and stuff. Its just not afraid to show the darker side and what would actually happen.


notabadgerinacoat

It's the most accurate depiction of a low level DnD party i've ever seen in an anime,it's fun to watch but not too deep


lanigironu

Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash captures that low level D&D feel more I think.


Dallenforth

True. It was a good depiction of what a real isekai would be to the average person.


freehouse_throwaway

Wish they made more. Thought that was a fun watch vs all these OP ppl.


lanigironu

I think it was well liked, just used to sell some light novels probably.


SquirrelGirl_

did the manga its based on get better? started out kinda interesting, going for a very dark tone, but it seemed like it was kinda treading water at some point


ShiroVN

Nah, if anything, it gets worse. It doesn't keep that grim tone in the later chapters, making the whole thing at the start feel like using shock value to attract viewers. Well tbf you can't use it over and over, and not everything has to be Berserk, but when the whole story shifted tone, becoming a lighthearted(?) adventure story, it's just jarring.


creegro

"Shouldn't we let the children goblin live? They are so innoce-" Goblin slayer: lol no what did I just say did you even see what these other adults just did to your friends? No the children just grow up to be even worse *sets entire place on fire*


bitflip

Who are you? Why did you slay that goblin? I'm a goblin slayer, and I'm a goblin slayer.


Pattoe89

Should really read: I'm Goblin Slayer, I'm a goblin slayer.


bitflip

Drat. You're right. I'll leave it as is, so my shame will live on.


20JeRK14

Lizardman, lizardman, and lizardman.


bkconn

lol that actually sounds amazing.


Mangojoyride

the difference between what you want to be and what you want to see more of


sheetz_inpantz

MMORPG: Many Men Online Role Playing Girls


volyund

I don't think there is anything wrong with roleplaying what you are not IRL in virtual. During my WoW MMORPG days I always only made male characters.


PM_Best_Porn_Pls

Also just because it's rpg doesn't mean player is RPing as character they are playing. I dislike roleplay, creating stories for your characters and acting like you are them etc. It's just not for me(no problem if others do that as long as they don't try to force it on others), yet rpgs and mmorpgs are my favorite genre simply due to progression systems and other mechanics they often have.


Rieiid

This is literally the definition of Role Playing Game and people don't get this. If I want to roleplay as a princess warrior why shouldn't I?


trixter21992251

Undead holy warrior?


MarioToast

Undead holy warrior princess.


AblativeLaser

Right? People are like "but you're a guy, you should play all online games as a guy" - yeah but I'm not an Orc hunter either so what now?


Owenford1

Coulda fooled me! Boom shakalaka


Cilph

FFXIV: where the men play girls, the girls play men, and the enlightened play adorable little potatoes.


Jigawatts42

I know you are memeing, but every single girl I know who plays FFXIV plays a female character.


kosandeffect

Reject gender: Return to Potato


GolpeNarval

The Venn Diagram of that would be a circle in this case


pseudocultist

This is why it's nice to be gay, you don't have to choose. I'm always wandering around naked in video games, admiring my own view.


okcup

*Cyberpunk character generation screen intensifies*


Ze_Pequenininho

Lol You are going to be arrested by the cyber police someday "Man is arrested for harassing males in multiples neighborhoods"


zugzug_workwork

Two ways to make a character: 1. You either make a bad-ass version of yourself that you can immerse yourself in as being your ideal form, or 2. You create a character that you want to fuck the most.


TheUnluckyBard

They're the same picture.


Frink202

3. You create a wacky joke char that you think is funny and has nothing to do with you.


iConfessor

limsa lominsa vibes


Intigim

This is the most accurate statement ever holy shit


enderflight

When gals complain about the women in video games, it usually stems from this. From my perspective, the guys are often cool badass heroes who you’re supposed to admire. You wanna *be* them. The women? Oh yea, they’re badass, but in a sexy way. You wanna *screw* them. But give me brownie points for making her a Strong Female Character! Neither of them are bad on their own, it’s just the constant stream of the two with deviations being rare that’s so tiring. Give me sexy guys and badass gals that I wanna be. Some variety would be nice instead of suffering through a deluge of the same version of mediocrity.


galaxyb0nes

I remember playing ESO and a lot of people would be playing as a female with huge breasts and always wore a certain armor that showed the most skin. Me being a female, I wore spooky skin covering robes because I was going for a witch look 😭


iDuddits_

Bruh, ffxiv is the worst for this. Cat people and bunny people, all sexed up and I’m trying to play some ugly grunt that survived the first end of the world haha


Persies

Clubbing in FFXIV is a very unique experience.


Prism_Paragon

As a female FF14 player dressing sexy is one of my favorite pastimes, though I have an outfit for most occasions.


TheUnluckyBard

Ah yes, good old Wood Elf 2 medium. The meta of skin-showing before we got Fang Lair and Sai Sahan's jack.


Death_Slayer77

BIG BOOBS


ZeroAfro

Im the middle ground I like armored women. Lol


bearsheperd

Ah we’re opposite then. I like men in bikinis


sumofdeltah

I like just the armor wearing a bikini


Ze_Pequenininho

Sigma grindset


Is_It_Beef

r/armoredwomen Edit: I guide others to fantasy's I cannot posses


LayDoubt221

I shouldn't be surprised this exists but I am


Wildfires

And to counter that , r/ImpracticalArmour


BA_lampman

Not r/femaille ? What a miss.


sleeplesscarp

2B was my gateway drug


MRToddMartin

HR has asked me to find the difference in the picture. And they are the same picture.


Pleio-Leo

Even today I still don’t understand. Whenever my brother and I played games with character customisation, I’d always play as a male and try making him look cool. Meanwhile my brother goes female and just outright makes her look good (Which I’ll admit does a pretty good job). For me, I feel more comfortable playing as a character that closely resembles me in real life and adding accessories and clothing that generally look awesome. So far my biggest conclusion as to why most men play as hot female characters and I’ll be quoting my brother when I asked him about it: “Why’d I stare at a mans ass for hours, when I could be looking at hers.”


Falbindan

It usually depends on what game I play and what kind of character I want to play. If I want to roleplay, I choose the gender according to the character I want to play. Gender is just one part of that. If I just want to play casually, I create whatever character looks best to me. In most games, male character options are limited to "manly men with huge muscles" or "even manlier man with even more muscles". And that's just not what I want to play. Also, better customization options. Some MMOs, especially Asian ones, have pretty decent character options for male characters as well. But with Western games, I'm usually stuck with girls. That being said, I hate it when female armour looks totally different to male armour in games. Make either both badass or both sexy.


ImurderREALITY

That's one reason, but my main reason is that I don't personally identify as my own character, unless I can make them look stunningly like me. What I do instead is create a random character I think is cool; male, female, skinny, buff, young, old, etc., and I give them their own names and minor backstories.


Just_Some_Guy_612

True, I'd rather have something Im attracted to move on the screen for hours as I try to complete a side mission compared to a man's ass which I do not like. Plus I just wanna look pretty sometimes.


xkoreotic

It's preferences, that's all. No need to over think it, it is exactly as your brother says it. Some guys prefer to look cool. Some guys want to stare at a woman. I do both depending on my mood.


Anirudh13

There's a third choice.


Cabbage_Corp_

Yes, making your character as ugly as possible!


tivrup

I also like to make the character look like me.


IlliasTallin

Impossible, games require a standard.


MathMaddox

I play games to escape reality.


Almightyeragon

I see no difference between these, they are both sexy.


CarpeDiemOrDie

I can’t help but thinking there may be some way to interpret this as an identifier of different styles of thinking or personality. Argument seems to mainly be: ‘What I want myself portrayed as’ vs. ‘What I want to look at’. I wonder if you could find correlation in how a person picks their avatar and how they play the game entirely. Immersive (identifying themself with the character) vs. arcade (playing the game for mostly entertainment purposes). Hell idk, I’m high


LegatoSkyheart

"If I'm gonna spend thousands of hours looking at someone's ass, it better be a woman's." -some dude on the Internet


rs_obsidian

Jack Pattillo I think


54R45VV471

This is also girls choosing a skin in an RPG, because these are the two available skins.


Tlali22

*Cries in girl gamer*


KaimeiJay

In my experience, the duality there (at least for girl gamers I know in FFXIV) ranges between fancy man in fancy clothes, and giant hulk in a speedo (or some variation between the two). xD


Zagaroth

If you get a chance, try Final Fantasy XIV. The game may or may not be for you, but the glam flexibility is high, there are so many ways to look kick ass. Or to look ridiculous. And it's pretty easy to swap glamour sets so you can change on a whim!


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Tlali22

Ah yes, the two genders: guy and cop.


Hanyabull

Nice try cop! Or guy!


tHIRSTY_Wok

G.I.R.L. Guy In Real Life.


Phlanix

I always play as male character there is no if on that front. I did notice some games give special stats and abilities to certain races/sexes. If I have option to which race I play it usually elf race because magic is my go to in games, my second choice is assassin I had a few online acquaintances that love scamming ppl by pretending to be women in online games. it was during guild wars trilogy prophecies/faction/nightfall.


An_oaf_of_bread

Did Goblin Slayer ever get a second season?


PikStern

Isn't her Mirajane from Fairy Tail?


FilthySadDrunk

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239990

Yes


RickC137b

I pick the female character in every game where i am given a choice 😁


Sides_xoxo

Same here, for me it's about getting a clean break from reality. I've never really enjoyed the whole "self-insert" thing. Everytime I play a game it's that I'm playing that characters story, not mine.


RickC137b

same! thats like... the whole point of 'role playing' games imo. thats why i prefer stuff like the witcher to stuff like skyrim. i get to live out a role


twholst

I see absolutely nothing wrong with either one of these choices.


Celtic_Crown

And with the right games, you can get the stats of the left with the look of the right via fashion tabs!


Adarkes01

Her boob is coming out of her side.