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Cue Malicious Compliance.
Alien captain: divert all power to the weapons!!!
Human Privateer: are you sure captain, we don’t wanna…
Alien captain: DO I PAY YOU TO ASK QUESTIONS, NOW OPEN FIRE OR ELSE.
Human privateer: can I get that in writing?
Alien captain: FINE (sends the human an order through the machine) NOW DO IT.
Human privateer: alrighty then (diverts ALL power to cannons)
Enemy vessel: KRAKAKA BOOM
Alien captain: Finally, with this on my record I can finally get that medal I’ve been worn fo-
Alien Allies ship: shoooom (shuts down)
Alien captain: why has the ship stopped Moving, why is there no gravity and why is everything flashing red?!
Human privateer: well captain if you had listened to me you would’ve known that to even pierce the enemies shield would’ve taken a lot of power and even then we couldn’t damage the hull. I was going to suggest we use one of the emp missiles but everytime I attempted we do it you shot me down and before you claim I’m a spy or I intentionally did this on purpose. I have it here(in writing) you said to use all of the power.
Alien captain: :0
Human privateer: checkmate
and the canadians making sure they get away with it by apologizing for them
Do it the legionnaire way the commender disapear whithout explenation