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thezenfisherman

Russian truckers are tight. This is several years old but still very golden.


Santiagofloyd02

I think those truckers worked really well together to be able to brake at the same time and not go into the back of the other one! Great job! Very impressed!


Vox___Rationis

Probably been on a short band for a while by that point, smelling something like this coming a kilometer away.


jibblitzz

Upvote because metric


bob1689321

Same, what a band


Bladelink

Help I'm Alive slaps.


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sm1ttysm1t

Da.


Panfriedpuppies

God, I wish that was me.


tinycomment

^I ^should ^call ^her


MrSpencerMcIntosh

👀


Krocodilo

Lucky you


AshamedTelephone9017

Truckersucker


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I will not suck you and you will not suck me


Don_Helsing

Whaddya say we slip into a room and you...split me open like a coconut


thewoodlayer

Hell there was a time… I would’ve let you turn me into Swiss cheese.


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How about we slip into a room…and you can check my oil


the-epidemic87

Split me open like a coconut


RandomAsianGuy

On a serious note. There is a clip of a bunch of Russian truckers doing the same thing to a gang of mobsters who were trying to force a truck to stop to pay a fee. A bunch of truckers boxed them in they got kurva'd


Ghosticulars

You got a clip?


RandomAsianGuy

https://youtu.be/5WVAC_DKeYc


CallMeJoeJoe

Oh wow, they weren't kidding around. They flipped the car like it was nothing...


BarretTheBadger

"Kurva" or "kurwa" is not Russian..., They don't even have that word in the Russian language, It's Czech or Polish


forumwhore

> they got kurva'd what is kurva?


Hendrix6927

BLYAT!


herodothyote

The last Russian trucker I was in was pretty lose


TechnicallyFennel

Loose.


DownrightNeighborly

Just like his mother


Deskore

You can thank Ukraine for that


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HEY! DIDN'T you hear Putin? Russia has no gay. Russia just creative.


Krocodilo

Russian no gay. Russian just curious


furybury66

Put in you say?


ConfuzedAndDazed

I've been rear ended by one


PussyBoogersAuGraten

Take my fucking upvote


Krocodilo

Just to be sure, is "Upvote" a code word for your ding song?


PussyBoogersAuGraten

Goddamnit, take another one


ThunderDaz

Unless you use lube


Warrenwelder

Soon we'll all be taking showers, *golden* showers!


Tell_Amazing

Getting hated on for saying things are tight..is tight


thezenfisherman

Notice how they puff out their chests. That seems to be a Russian thing too. So they were puffy and tight.


johnnyss1

How do you know they are Russian? It’s the tracksuit, right? That’s the giveaway


RS-kuuskyt

So, you have a movie for me?


iheartmatter

I love this 🫶


Pelthail

Cut the footage just before it gets good.


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Flaky_Explanation

He played stupid games...


Novel_Row_4505

r/WinStupidPrizes


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And won a stupid prize?


BecomeABenefit

Sure, everything after that was evidence...


orange_force

Don't fuck with truckers


Responsible-Ad-1328

Don't truck with fuckers.


Pelthail

Don’t fruck with tuckers.


paperwasp3

Except for Tucker Carlson. Fruck that guy.


iamafraazhussain

Yeah cruck Fucker Tarlson


Vanshaa

Tarlson sounds very much like the Dutch word Tarrel, which means a small piece of shit that is stuck in your asshairs and I think that is an apt comparison


paperwasp3

we call those dingleberries


TonightsSpecialGuest

Ida called it a chazwozza


Yensch

Klabusterbeere in german


TonyBalonyUK

Bum-conkers


Background_Tip4242

Wait, I thought those were the little balls of lint that sometimes get tangled up in the ball hair? You know "Dingle Berries and Duck Butter"


daddymcfatsax

Eww.. you would cluck Blogger Barlson?


drgigantor

I wouldn't bluck Pucker Farlson with a pen-boot tole. Comeone sease thall an ampluhance I strink I'm laving a boke


Pelthail

🤣🤣🤣


CTFDYDB

Don't suck with truckers or you're fuckered.


Undead406

Don't tuck with fruckers


Responsible-Ad-1328

Ton't duck fith wruckers


disgruntledbeaver2

Fuddruckers


Davadvonreznor

Butt Fuckers


milnak

Font duck frith wuckers


Porky_Pen15

I actually think trucking with fuckers might be a blast.


Anakat13

Don’t friar tuck without fuckers. Don’t fuckers fuck with friar tuck?


Brother_Entropy

Except for the Freedom Convoy truckers. Fuck with them.


This_User_Said

Right? I mean just like anywhere there's bad apples but... They're just trying to work man. Let them merge, let them pass, let them fucking be. They have the power to kill us all, be glad most are on good hands.


Rickbox

Until you're on a cross country trip and literally every truck drives in pairs just to cut you off and force you to slow down for entertainment ...


chubbycanine

Idk why you're being downvoted....I see this shit all the time. They aren't fucking saints that can do no wrong and they aren't the only people with important jobs or roles they are in.


StopTheMeta

Or when they decided to own the passing lane despite going 80km/h.


IlikeVidyagame

I see this all the time.


This_User_Said

>Right? I mean just like anywhere there's bad apples but...


lildiovan

These are Russian truckers too


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TechGuy95

All truckers know kung-fu. You've been warned.


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Tro-merl

I think I've seen this comment before.


TPRammus

Probably bc it's common sense


BigWakkaStyles

This website is like 60% bot comments from last time this was on the front page so I wouldn't be surprised


crossleingod

Is it not well known that a truck is bigger than a car?


AnAverageBengali007

Yea. But check OP’s account. 1 month old but already 300k karma. Not really a normal behaviour. If you stick long enough in Reddit, you will notice a pattern, bot accounts reposting top posts of a sub and other bot accounts copying the top comments of that post. It’s like a symbiotic relationship. Do we have a big election or astroturfing project coming soon that I don’t know about?


sumguyoranother

elections up in canada, ontario's provincial election in june, midterm looming for the US (especially with the SCOTUS leak), so who knows


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OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >Nearby trucks box in driver and confront him. If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.


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my parents told me not to brake check because people in our town had guns, and i always pictured some shit like this lmao


alvarlagerlof

That's not the real reason not to do it though.


93Degrees

Good ol fear driven morality lol


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Don't brake check or Jesus will be sad. Ford 4:12


RedditLovingSun

Break check and get ur neck bent - Ford F:150 - Sun Zu Art of War


AllPurposeNerd

Gunfearing christians.


AdministrativeAd4111

Dangerous stuff… “I shouldnt do that because if I do, someone more powerful than me might hurt me … But, wait … what if *I’m* the one with the power ..?”


JonnySniper

Can you please tell me why anyone would "brake check" someone? I'm from UK and have never seen it, never heard someone doing it... nothing


maybelle180

Thirty five years ago, when I started driving, the only reason to brake check someone was if they were tailgating you- the brake lights and slow-down was sending a message: “get off my a$$” or, “if you’re in such a hurry, go around me cos I’m not speeding up!” But these days it appears to just be an AH move.


tmp2328

Even then just flashing the break lights without slowing down is the relative sane idea.


WarCabinet

Seriously. If someone’s tailgating you (provided you can’t switch lanes out of their way) the best thing to do is to sit on the speed limit and never accelerate past it. Brake far in advance of where you would normally (which has the advantage of keeping you safer too). If they honk and rage at you just pull out your driving license and wave it at them while continuing to drive exactly on the limit. Do nothing else. Do not stop. Do not speed up. They’ll eventually just get bored and fuck off by going around you, finding a different route or calming down like a normal human being. Literal brake-checking where you come to an actual stop is an awful idea no matter who is behind you. An even worse and deadly idea if the vehicle behind you is several times heavier than your car.


erichf3893

Also stay out of the fast/passing lane and this will happen less


Fartikus

Reminds me of playing those games where there's no communication, and you had to communicate that you were friendly through doing things like spinning your mouse around, spam crouching, or spamming some mechanic or whatever.


RedditOwnedByRussia

> Can you please tell me why anyone would "brake check" someone? People do it when you are up their ass tailgating inches away. Usually though people do it with a tap to flash the red lights. Not a full stop. No, it is not safe. And definitely not a good idea. Do not brake check. Just explaining why people would do that. Be aware of the distance from the vehicle ahead of you is the point. I've had my signal on before a turn and someone riding my ass. Well I gotta turn, you know I gotta turn. They didn't get the message and almost got run off the road when I had to slow to turn. They were in the other lane swerving to not hit me. The version shown to us in the video is just stupid though, that's not brake checking, that's insurance claims.


SlaveSupport

It is check if the other driver breaks are working or not, so they know they have to change them. Quite wholesome! I seriously wanna know what is it too, the term seems stupid, that is a fraud attempt.


drewster23

What do you mean what is it? Its road rage lol. People do it to piss people off they feel slighted from, thsy don't usually expect to be hit or anything.


I_Maybe_Play_Games

Break checks a truck loaded with 10 tons of shit. Is suprised his little BMW got fucked


drewster23

I never said they were intelligent people. ahaha


Sorry_Say_That_Again

People do it all the time in the UK. I've been brake checked by someone that was unhappy i overtook them on my motorcycle. Not fun.


TechGuy95

This is why you buy a dash cam. If someone does it, make sure you get their license plate and report them to the police. Its illegal.


codythgreat

It’s a whole different thing than what my parents taught me about now. Used to be you would “break check” someone following too closely by lightly tapping your breaks to flash break lights. The assumption is that the person filling too closely has their mind on something else or is in too big of a hurry and needs a little reminder to get off your ass, not something people got mad about. Now it’s a full on road rage martial art technique. People do it specifically to piss people off when they feel some type of way. People are so full of anger and frustration now.


Nyarlathotep90

In this particular case, my bet would be that the break-checker thought the truck overstayed it's welcome on the left lane, which is supposed to be used for overtaking. In general, it's usually done out of revenge.


durianisking

Satisfied with this, if the 2 trucks that boxed the car didn't pay attention just for an instant they all could have died.


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It's all fun and games until the truck doesn't stop.


PizzaScout

brake checking in general is completely stupid, not just when doing it to semis


Patchumz

Obviously, but it's in the same vein as telling someone to not punch Mike Tyson. You shouldn't punch anyone out of the blue, but you especially shouldn't punch Mike Tyson out of the blue unless you want cranial reconstruction.


PizzaScout

fair comparison


Low-Emotion-6486

I was gonna ask the same thing. My dad drove trucks, the damage he showed me? Not from his own but from people just making stupid mistakes like forgetting trucks do wide turns is incredible. If people think they're getting a pay day they won't. Honestly they'd be lucky to make it out alive. These videos baffle me.


Hippy-Joe

Ah shit this is great!


-eumaeus-

This needs to happen more often.


herb0026

Just not the part with a truck driving in the fast lane


-eumaeus-

Haha, yes!


nibok

The break checking?


StopTheMeta

Nay, truckers using the passing lane.


AdQuick3001

Ah yes, big bois shalt not pass.


AmazingMrJason

Brake


MrBradders

Why do people brake check in the first place? Is it just to be annoying or is it because they’re being tailgated? This always confuses me


streetruler

Either that or they want to sue for money.


CastIron_Bookworm

Road rage is so stupid. There are people out there who will shoot at you just for honking and flashing


untergeher_muc

Ugh. Imagine that happening on the autobahn. Instantly many dead fast drivers.


bakirsakal

I do not understand what are there to achieve by brake checking a 40 ton vehicle going with 90 km/h. Life long injuries? Death? Causing lifelong regret to truck driver? What is the motivation?


mindaugas101101011

he tried to check trucks brakes


Madenmannn

Ah I see


BlackSpider8

Well then it makes sense


the_other_redhead

Why did the car brake?


meshpimpf

Maybe he had trouble overturning the truck or was pissed he is on the left lane. No matter what, this whole brake-checking thing is pure shit and a severe beating the solution.


the_other_redhead

If the trucker didn't had good brake or reflex or something the car driver would just die it's so stoupid


meshpimpf

Indeed. I mean, I can understand to get furios about truckers on highways, even though I'd rather have compassion with these poor guys driving our food and goods around the world. But to brake check such a massive cannon on wheels is just a badly disguised suicide attempt.


the_other_redhead

Why some people hate trucker when there the one delivering the food we will never know. Give love to trucker


meshpimpf

Because a very few of them for instance like to do these "elephant races", where they block both lanes (most highways in Germany consist of only two lanes), while one with 100km/h of them tries to overturn the other which is at 100.001km/h. Could be the case here too, because the other two trucks immediately knew what "to do".


the_other_redhead

In france too we manly have 2 lane i seen a elephant race once in my life, wanted to die


feckrightoffwouldye

A lot of company owned trucks in the US have speed limiters installed so it's less about racing and more about you are going the exact same speed as the truck beside you. Unless you're paying complete attention to the other truck you might never notice it.


trivial_sublime

In most of Europe that is extremely illegal (and enforced). If you are not passing you need to be OUT of the left lane.


TheTeslaMaster

How about braking a little bit softer next time with the truck? When the back of the car folds in on itself, how's that for instant karma?


1_disasta

Those truckers have more coordination that the entire Russian army.


Soberaddiction1

Don’t fuck with ~~Russian~~ Ukrainian truckers.


nakshatravana

Either ways he was gonna get his ass beat up. Deserved it.


eyecnothing

That's wonderful to see. What a dick.


MattSlickYoung

Things you love to see


Unholyxyra

Can someone explain to me why i see so many of those ppl, it's something normal to "break check" someone? This never ever happened to me, nor i heard for it in my country


Spid3rDemon

It's not normal. In fact it was illegal and can be considered reckless driving. The motif of brake checking is to tell someone to back off but it can lead to serious accident's if it had gone wrong


Unholyxyra

I see, so it's extra step of toxicness from the people that drive slow in the fast lines


Spid3rDemon

Also I forgot to mention it's also possible that the person wants to commit a insurance fraud


Flaky-Fellatio

It's a fairly common road rage tactic in America. Not like it happens every day, but any American driver who has been on the road for awhile will probably have a story about a time someone did it to them. I've never done it because I think it's a good way to get in serious accident, but I saw many a dumb teenager I was riding with do it in high school. Usually you do it when someone is riding your ass real hard.


newInnings

Idiots will be on cruise control, ways to turn off the cruise control is hit brake which the moron did, or turn off cruise control like a sane person.


TeacherNurseCouple

Definitely not in the United States


iSanctuary00

No shit


MTN_Dewz

u/savevideo


foolishchicho

Love how, trucks always helps other truckers


longboardingAussie

Ur reminds me about bus drivers all ways waving to eachother as they go by, it’s kinda wholesome and a great part of my day


Illustrious-Fault224

*well hello there, the consequences of my actions*


uddddo

Satisfying


Zooperman

ITT people who don't know the difference between break and brake


StareInUrEyeandPee

In the US at least, isn’t break checking considered aggressive driving? By that I mean slamming the breaks for no reason other than to cause an accident


These_Hospital_8153

when a bunch of dudes in flip flops and basketball shorts come out its time to dip


Juan136

why do people do breakchecks?


dredre0702

Do people thing these trucks don't have dash cams or something...? What happens if the trucker does actually hit you. Now you have to pay damages for reckless driving...?


Adamxxxx7

Don't fuck with the big rig mafia.


iputra49

Seriously, why do people brake check?


2SaltyFries

Truck gang


CryptoM4dness

He should go brake check a biker gang now.


nostromo39

Wait what’s “break checking”? Is it an American thing or something? Why would you just slam on your breaks in the middle of the road when you’re moving like that?


ConquerChimera

Should have rammed the cunt. Completely his fault if you don’t brake on time. Hate entitled idiots who do this. Especially on motorways.


TheBigLeeebowski

This. Is. Magic.


tonybonesyou

Good.


marinex

Truckers before hoes


Wild_Caterpillar_281

Hope he learned his lessons on that


Ferocious_Gamer

You just stole this video from youtube. Original content please!


Watered_bug

Wait until you find out most the videos on here are on YouTube..


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catatonic_xtc

If a pile up was going to happen it would of been a result of the initial brake check to 0 mph on a highway. The flow on effect would of gradually slowed down both lanes to a safe speed.


Peterkragger

And that's what makes this even mor beautiful


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Fabulous-Ad6844

Brake checking is usually because someone is pissed at getting tailgated. Don’t ride a bumper & you won’t be brake checked.


rsogoodlooking

Get the F outta the left lane


feckrightoffwouldye

You do this to me and I'm not stopping


Finalwingz

If someone tailgates me I usually slow down.


Fabulous-Ad6844

Same. I drive the speed limit but if they harass me, I slow down.


HellsHumor

Having someone driving close behind you is annoying but reality check, it does not put your life in danger. Yes, if there is a red light down the road maybe they bump you, Who knows? The bottom line is if a impact happens in that manner it defaults to the driver behind being at fault. At least here in the States. Switching lanes is a option if someone is annoying, but stopping in the middle road forcing all cars to slam on their brakes can kill someone. How would you know there is not a mom behind the semi with 2 Kids fighting in the back seat, mom turns her head at the wrong second. And slam! she just wedged her car with her kids under the rear of the semi because of a "don't tailgate me or I'll brake on you" mentality. I recently upgraded to a subaru and I feel like it brakes on a dime. If my wife's Toyota Corrolla was behind me I could easily make her hit me even if she is 3-4 car lengths behind me, if I where to slam the brakes hard. I've driven in Uhauls on a few moving trips where you can barely tell who behind you. As I drove it never mattered who was behind me. As long as its not an emergency vehicle or I'm not backing up I don't care alot about who is behind the uhaul, I can't see them anyways.