T O P
Zackzing

So you are gonna regret this


Zackzing

So here we go


Zackzing

A


Zackzing

B


Zackzing

C


Zackzing

D


Zackzing

E


Zackzing

F


Zackzing

G


Zackzing

H


Ulric2depique

Dick


Novacaine667

Penis


Batdog55110

Men are from mars


AcademicallyStupid

But I’m from Venus


PureOutlandishness52

This is a karma farm


Zackzing

No


Zackzing

Its


CupaT-T

Will


uhavethreeballs

Hi will


CupaT-T

Hello. I indeed have 3 balls


uhavethreeballs

Me too, buddy. Me too.


Zackzing

[this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Tall_Fortune

Wow, i didn't even know that! That's so cool!


CupaT-T

Terrible


MurtleWasHere

I clicked on this expecting a Rick Roll but I was pleasantly surprised


RedTearToFear

Fuckkk now i clicked on it too


B_Badeli

It worked for me too!


lead4dinner

Don’t underestimate my closing out of a Rick roll skills.


TomiiKofficial

You've recieved a Silver Award for continued good behavior! Keep it up.


Zackzing

Hahah


Zackzing

I


Zackzing

Got


Zackzing

Nothing


Zackzing

Else


Zackzing

To


Zackzing

Do


ejdoorblednakirf

r/unexpectedgta


Warking4351

Fuck NNN, this dude's gonna have a no nut 2022


donosaur66

At this rate they might not get to again until the 2030s


Sleaze_the_Day

Well OP just stated he wasn't going to masturbate or watch porn. So they could still have sex, but this is reddit so who am I kidding...


Whatsausernamedude

This is Reddit. It's just fake


BelShamharothSS

At the moment of writing, there are 3.1k comments which comes out to around 8.5 years


flarryflon

Although he never said it had to be days in a row


thatnewguy2020

Loophole


WaRRioRz0rz

Ah yes, almost forgot about the most popular, NNAD. No Nut After Death


Hoplologist

No Nut Decade


Zackzing

No,


Zackzing

No


Zackzing

Nut


Zackzing

21st


Zackzing

Century


Strandethval

And 2023 at this rate


neanderthalman

Up to 2228 now. 2.2k comments is over six years.


SudNotFound69

And 2023 and 2024


Omfgukk

This guy will never masturbate again in his life


dicksucker33

Have fun


helloworldw2

except it's not going to be fun


wutwtfwut

My man, you do realize that replying to every commenting is adding a day for every reply?


helloworldw2

Shit, I forgot


AndreiHord

You did it again


Same-Age-1891

And again


onas02

And again


Kristallus

And again


thatnewguy2020

And again


vjsjshaich

And again


uhavethreeballs

And again


Stealth834

u forgor 💀


ademb9

He forgor 💀


uhavethreeballs

WE forgor ⚒


RightCheek6903

You have made a mistake


helloworldw2

It's only been 5 comments as of the time I commenting this, and I already regretting my decision


Jaquot

Beat your addiction, and it will be a lot more fun in the future!


Caffiene_Ramen

Like how you beated your meat


LuckyReception6701

If we all pile together, we can help him beat it!


Official_Charles_I

Give the guy better internet


aydenyip25

r/angryupvote


YT_SeiyaGoFire

Oh man, no nut year


LOL_Man_675

*decade


YT_SeiyaGoFire

Yeah


Washer-man

You will forget its pleasure


DrArzt2206

180 now… good luck


Legendary_Kobold

good luck living over a year without beating your meat


Stealth834

its over 400 by this comment. over. one. year have fun :)


Pretty_Rock9795

1042 rn lmao


Stealth834

1.9k "220 people are here" he thought this post dies in new. rip


Pretty_Rock9795

Lmao bestie really regretting his life decisions rn


matt1164

You can do it. Just change the word day to minute!


_Reaper-Leviathan_

Don’t regret it, embrace it


9lli_yuri

Now you are near 400, good luck my soldier


JustAPtBoy

Ejaculation is allowed, except personal satisfaction


absoloute_pog421

Cum


Lemmy_The_Cool

That’s the neat part, he won’t


pav9000

For at least three years...


Background-Bid5803

But what if he has a girlfriend?


pav9000

IF is s huge factor in this


LittleGreenToad

Well now it’s at least 6 years, so plenty of time to find one


blackie-arts

*for at least 7 years


imalexorange

8 years


PoppyMeh

I mean u can still have sex right? Found a loophole


KAUSHIK166

I mean for that he will need a gf right? Found a plothole


PoppyMeh

Prostitute. Loopholed your plothole


KAUSHIK166

Lmao I give up


Same-Age-1891

Prostitution can be a form of masturbation that’s based on using an intermediary with a form of financial compensation… shhhh


KAUSHIK166

You can't defeat me I know but he can


Washer-man

But he needs to be handsome Plotholed your loophole


PoppyMeh

To hire a prostitute? Or "escort"? Nah u just gotta have money


Washer-man

But he is a Reddittor Plothole


PoppyMeh

You can't rape a prostitute, it's called shoplifting. Shoplift.


Reeeck2

We are on Reddit… What is that thing what you call Shrex my friend ?


PoppyMeh

Here the definition: The deed you want to commit while you see Shrek


Active-Lobster1204

We are no strangers to love .


KillMeOwO69

You know the rules,and so do i .


DinA4saurier

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of .


Alefergo1

You wouldn't get this from another guy


Regular-Goat5511

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling


ViktorFicus

Tryna make you, understand


BigBananaBoyBang

Never gonna


FirmMonkieThigh

Give you up


gorilla_sgravato

Never gonna let you down


Kristallus

Never gonna run around


SeaSuccotash981

Good luck buddy


ZaYoNiXx

⠀⠀⠘⡀ HOG RIDAAAAAA ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠑⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠉⢈⠩⢙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⠠⠀⠀⠨⠐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢐⠐⠌⡌⢄⢐⢈⠔⡝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⡀⠐⡀⢁⠈⠐⠱⠑⡑⠈⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢗⠀⠀⠐⡠⡛⠔⡁⢜⡔⡬⢎⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠁⠀⠄⢂⠈⠂⢂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⢟⠩⠐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠐⠁⠓⠒⠒⢀⠁⢐⢝⢟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠫⠡⠡⠨⢀⠂⠠⠀⠀⢁⠑⡱⠛⠗⡓⢂⠠⢸⢸⢨⠣⡝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢏⢐⢁⠊⢌⠐⡈⠄⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠑⠈⠀⢄⢕⠸⡨⠪⡪⡘⣻⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢂⠂⡂⠅⡂⠅⡐⠨⢐⠐⠠⠠⡀⢄⠠⡠⡡⡱⡐⠕⢌⢊⢆⢣⢒⠽⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠣⢂⠂⠄⠡⠐⠐⠈⠌⡐⠨⡈⠢⠨⡂⢌⢂⠆⡪⠨⡊⠂⡂⠢⢡⣢⣣⡣⣍⢿⣿ ⠨⢂⢂⠁⡀⠀⠀⠁⠐⠈⠐⠈⢈⠈⠐⡀⠄⠁⠌⠈⠔⣄⡀⠠⡑⡂⠆⠢⢂⠑⠽ ⡨⠐⠀⠀⠀⢠⡎⡀⠀⠀⠄⠈⡀⠌⠐⠠⠈⠄⡁⠂⡀⡫⠑⣑⠀⢂⠌⠄⢕⠀⠨ ⠺⡪⠢⡀⠀⠞⢇⢂⠀⠂⡀⠠⠀⠄⠁⠌⠨⠀⢄⠢⡁⢂⢿⡟⡀⠀⠈⠈⡀⠂⣰ ⢀⢀⠀⠄⠀⠀⡐⠀⡈⠄⡐⠅⡊⠌⢌⠄⡕⡑⡁⢂⠂⢂⠸⣿⡄⠀⠈⣠⣴⣿⣿ ⢐⠔⠠⠀⠀⡐⠠⢈⠢⢑⠄⠑⢈⠊⡂⡱⢁⣂⢌⢔⢌⢄⠀⠹⢀⣺⡿⣟⢿⣿⣿ ⢀⠡⠁⠂⠐⠠⠈⠄⢈⠠⢈⢢⡣⣗⠕⠄⣕⢮⣞⣞⣗⣯⢯⡷⡴⣹⡪⣷⣿⣿⣿ ⠊⠄⠠⠠⠡⠈⠠⢐⠠⡊⡎⣗⢭⢐⠹⡹⣮⡳⡵⣳⣻⢾⣻⣽⣻⣺⣺⣽⣿⣿⣿ ⣨⣾⢐⠰⠐⠅⡂⡂⢕⢜⢜⢵⢹⢑⢔⠨⢘⠸⡹⡵⣯⣻⢽⣳⣻⣺⢞⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡔⠠⢈⠐⠐⢠⢱⢸⢸⢸⢸⠰⡡⢘⢔⢕⠝⢮⣳⢽⢝⡾⡵⡯⣏⠯⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣗⢅⢢⠠⠡⠢⡱⡑⡕⡕⢅⠣⡊⢨⢪⡣⡣⡂⡬⡳⢽⢽⢽⢽⣞⣧⠙⣿⣿ ⡻⣿⡯⡪⠢⡡⠡⢑⢌⠪⡪⡊⠆⢌⠪⢐⢕⢱⢱⢱⢱⢱⢙⢮⡫⡟⣞⢮⣳⠙⣿ ⠊⣿⣯⠪⡊⠄⢅⠂⢂⠁⢇⢇⢃⠂⢕⠐⠌⡲⡰⡡⣇⠇⢇⢕⠪⠉⠂⠅⠂⡑⠹ ⣸⢿⣳⢱⠨⡐⡽⡿⡶⡾⡬⡢⢂⠅⡢⢡⣌⠐⠈⢎⢎⢎⢔⠠⠡⠠⠠⠡⡁⡂⠡ ⡯⡯⡇⢅⠕⠠⢱⢹⡙⢮⢹⠨⡂⡂⢇⠌⠮⡳⠅⡂⢕⠡⡑⠠⢁⢁⣡⣡⣢⣶⣿ ⣗⢽⢌⡢⡡⡡⡸⡢⡣⡣⡱⡑⠔⡈⢎⢆⢂⠂⠅⣢⡳⣽⡐⢅⢂⣊⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣯⢯⢷⢽⢮⢯⣺⣪⢞⡮⣳⢘⠔⢌⢜⣞⣖⣮⣻⢮⣯⢷⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣷⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


g09hIP12

#HE HE HE HAW


Tall_Fortune

GRR


Relevant_Cockroach62

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣛⡉⢹⢛⣛⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣫⡆⠀⣿⣷⣬⣼⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⢿⣾⡿⠿⠿⠛⢃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⠫⠶⠿⠟⣋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠉⠏⠩⣭⣭⠉⠘⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠠⠤⠴⢯⣭⢤⠤⢄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠶⠬⢼⣸⣇⢠⠬⠼⠌⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠙⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⢀⣮⣅⣛⠻⠇⠿⢛⣃⣩⣴⠃⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠿⠟⠻⠟⣛⠻⢿⠿⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠀⠀⠲⠈⣭⣭⢩⣭⡴⠐⠀⠀⡌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣾⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


GenOS2312

#HEE HEE HAAW


wutwtfwut

I guess you'll become a mind controlling Jedi by the time people are done commenting.😂


FluorF

I respect you and hope your balls will not explode


Rock1589

That's what wet dreams are for


EpixPlaysReddit

+1 day


mr_stonks_69_420

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.


f_W_f

And what if I grabbed both napkins at the same time and I became the Lord Napkin


Sidarthus

What if I burned both napkins and became the leader of the napkin resistance?


Old_Squirrel_6427

It will keep increasing trust me


Jaquot

You can do it! Get past the addiction, it's worth it.


helloworldw2

Comments like these 🤌


Erlingu7

Poor you. Wishing you luck now


Economicstimulation

I like how the counter went from 147-146 on the comments 🤣🤣🤣


DaJuanPercent

Dude is screwed either way


throway23124

2600 and rising, if op doesnt have a gf he is done for


God_Is_With_Us_888

Just a extra comment for safe measure


ChimmiJoe110

Enjoy


Silverstreamdacat

This is gonna be rough for u


legosoh

My mans ganna be going a long while


nheggefalke

Beat the addiction. Reject modernity.


Shad0wzZ_Yt

Do like me


Shad0wzZ_Yt

Don't watch porn


Shad0wzZ_Yt

Be disgusted by it


Rock1589

Based


absoloute_pog421

Cum


ZALN_

Bonk no horny


absoloute_pog421

Cum


absoloute_pog421

Cum


absoloute_pog421

Cum


v2namees

Glad to help


Due-Ad2340

No jerkin all workin


CheckerPhil

r/nofap


delta-027

You got this 👍


fbpw131

well, atm you'll skip till mid October, then have a 2 week fest and then NoNutNovember


LittleVoidCat

Another one bites the dust


Megumin-Best-Waifu

It's already over a year my dude


Hahamynamegobrr

That will be long months for you brother.


Notanalt_12

You can do it young padawan, i believe in you!


Erthond

Noice!


DinA4saurier

You can do it! Stay determined!


bsluzar

Sus


lordslucifers

Rest in rip


frozen_milk03

teehee 🙃


Nephilim_on_Reddit

You can fucking do this


SOULWITHAHUMAN

You're not gonna nut for a WHILE my friend


Derpyboy7976

E


DemiTheSeaweed

S u f f e r


MasterDick69

Gg


Zackzing

Never gonna give you up


Novax37149

At this point man you are at over 3 years so all I can say is F


handmadelettuce

Looks like you won’t be masturbating for awhile


Retardoftheyear2022

For every like i will stop doing it until i die


Significant-Dot-3729

Y


_Beagy_

You can become a priest now


SpiderFri

This guy is banging his head on a wall right now


sajmonix

Good luck my friend, see you in 2077


CaptianBrasiliano

You're up to five years so far. Time to find a girlfriend.


f_W_f

Imagine him in the future married and with two children thinking: “Lmao I just wanted to quit jerking off”


CaptianBrasiliano

I kind of wondered if it's not intentional. Like motivation.


byusufy

Oh wow you need to get laid


Thy_Pie

1.9k days skipping porn and masturbating?


Kreshniko

Are you sure you can do this?


big-ba-da-boom

You are at 2.9k that’s almost 8 years


unhelpful_question

8 years so far.


hmnahmna1

You're already up to 10 years, you might get a lifetime ban at this rate.


nellion91

Ha ha


Sentor_Labs

Mans going for NNL No Nut Lifetime


Saber440_

This is going to be worse than NNN isn't it


Scaveng3er509

I assume this includes any form of segsual experience including seggs itself right?


Frequent_Chef5925

-1 kids


dragotha

Poor choice letting the internet have control.


ApprehensiveTie9791

You are so done, next time you touch your dick the sun will be imploding


WhoAm_I_WhyAm_I_Here

I.


WhoAm_I_WhyAm_I_Here

Have.