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bawse1

What you are looking for is lube, not help


Narradisall

You have achieved WSB nirvana


Psyched4this

And now I need tissues


podolot

Seems like a weird time to masturbate but here ya go.


delveccio

Here WE go.


bunchofrightsiders

WE AAAARRRRREEEE LIIIIIIIIVE!!!


Fallsternacka

IN THE RED CORNER, A SMOOTH BRAINED PROFITS FIGHTER, HAILING FROM WALLSTREETBETS, WITH A PROFESSIONAL RECORD OF 0 WINS - ALL THE LOSSES! IT'S OP!


Monkeynutz_Johnson

Sad reality is, there's no green corner and OP gets to spar with his own junk.


LongjumpingAsk1462

Better than sparring with another man's junk


m_mensrea

Untrue. If sparring with another man's junk he might pay, and with this loss porn it looks like OP may need to turn to a life of sparring with other men's junk for a long while to make that money back 🤣


LongjumpingAsk1462

I would have tried being a gigolo for all the cows that need the D first. By the time he's done paying that back by sparring with men's junk, there is not enough Flexseal in the world that will fix how blown out his ass will be.


Comand94

Made my day, take a free award fellow loser.


Flrg808

lol first seen in WSB 10 months ago at peak GME mania, thinks its just normal to 10x your positions, proceeds to lose 6 digits on margin. Classic.


Narradisall

Eh, I sub and unsub on and off. I unsubbed during peak GME mania because this place became a field of spam and resubbed when it died down. I’ve been on WSB a few years now. Hell I was a mod at one point, but then we all were for one glorious time!


jnkrumah96

Nah this is Anavrin


MLXIII

You...


rjornd

Smells like teen spirit!


StonkCobain

You know you're right.


imneverprepared

Uninstall. If you don't see it, they don't see it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


nobd22

You really shoulda turned this into a Nord VPN ad.


KiasAreCool

Nord VPN for all your fraudulent hacking claims


Howsurchinstrap

Or he could just pull a fidelity and say I’ll look into that.


alaskanbearfucker

Just turn your screen upside down.


Bull_City_Bull_919

😮‍💨😂


Options-n-Hookers

Start by selling your Tesla, Rolex, AP watches, and then learn how to suck dicks.


theStunbox

Learn? By now he already knows.


BeautifulJicama6318

And either a LOT of dicks, or do it really, really well.


MLXIII

Only 379 if $1000 each...otherwise that's a lot for only $1


brupje

This is a tip OP can really work on


theStunbox

Hes gonna have to work on more than just the tip if he ever wants to earn the big bucks.


NYCguywithQs

So how many bad dick sucks are worth a really good one? I’m just asking for a friend.


Cheap_Whereas_4803

Fuuuuuckkk yes after post history I came here to say similar. Wendys awaits baby


whitethunder9

And by Wendy's you mean the dumpster behind Wendy's


labratnc

So he should keep the Lambo?


TLAlwaysRead

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 I can't breathe


foodank012018

They cant breathe if they dont learn proper techniques


Bull_City_Bull_919

No no 😂😮‍💨😆


vikster1

Underrated comment. Up you go.


CaptainConch

Holy shit, I hope you're a millionaire and this was just play money for you. F


throwatworkay

I wouldn't be able to shrug this off as a millionaire either. Maybe multi millionaire, more than 10 million, ok.


PipelayerJ

I mean that’s a 4 percent loss at ten million. 40 at one. I’ve seen both of those numbers with far less lol


Agitated-Savings-229

As someone in the middle of those, I'd be hurling myself off a bridge. He is fucked with those calls. At least with shares it can come back up.


PipelayerJ

Yeah. I’d never ever put myself in this position, as it’s fundamentally retarded. This looks like over a one hundred percent loss.


ApexBeard

Can't feel any pity with your recent post history.


TreeasuresAZ

He literally has rep shoes (fake) he is not a rich as he portrays himself.


Hedph0nes

Wonder how much he actually put away. Is this rags to riches to rags?


Unicorn_annihilation

He can’t afford rags


Creqm

You’ve done the thinkable. Classic WSB degenerate. I applaud you.


krisko11

6 figures in debt is nothing to scoff at. Welcome to the hall of fame, buddy


SoGassed

The trick is to not understand what the hell you're looking at. Big numbers are good! You're doing great!😀


carpitown

Mathematicians developed absolute values for a reason!


robtimist

Auditors hate this one simple trick!


kstorm88

Especially red negative numbers. Double negative means green!


thedonjefron69

You had to have big numbers to lose big numbers


undercoverconsultant

Not in this case, as it is in margin.


thedonjefron69

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


OptionsNVideogames

How did you post this. Please teach me the way


peterpanda321

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Integratedgrapes

Jesus christ, was this guy using the infinite leverage cheatcode? How do you use this much leverage and then eat this much shit?


Bridledbronco

Because shit tastes so good, he’s a connoisseur


Clearly_ConfusedToo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Bull_City_Bull_919

What? Serious?


swissdudeli

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


Bigghead1231

Wtf did you do?


D_crane

**OP**: * *Chuckles* * *I'm in danger*


Inquiring_Barkbark

* this is fine *


skynetempire

Yell, "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!"


importvita

He transcended ⌚ and 🌌, taking his 🚀 to the 🌖 to live with all the other 🌈 🐻


cbirlay

Haha gay bear


M4STERBATUR

Farewell my friends. Been a great run. I've failed.


Boe_Ning

*hastily unzips*


CaptBattleSausage

Kind of you to help your wife’s boyfriend out there.


Ancient_Rope_9030

I could have built an IPO and started an exploration company off of that. Buy a drill, let's go.


TN_Cicada3301

He already got drilled lmao


Upper-Equivalent3651

you have to pay 400K? enforceable?


cloudsofgrey

Not if you delete the app


Throwawaylabordayfun

sounds like a bank problem


foodank012018

400k is not "bank problem" level


ImGonnaBaaaat

Correct, this isn't $400Million its $400k. Its most certainly his and his kneecaps' problem


TheJewIsHere-2021

How big is the account that they saw to give you that much margin? Move it fast, then buy gold! Maybe the bankruptcy judge won’t notice.


More_Interruptier

something something NINJA loans ... something something 2008 ... something something margin


Enough-Pound1026

Seems like you were pretty good for a while? Just missed the class on risk mitigation. Take a break and have at it again. Legend nonetheless


FlighingHigh

Hey, he can always sign up for that class along with the hedge funds that lost more money at one time than any other group of people in all of human history.


BorisYeltzen

Where is the story... I want to know how you ended up at this stage and were allowed that type of leverage


doumination

What is your net worth?


Anubyss88

I’ll take your remaining funds, thanks


XIVInc

I’ll take seconds and call dibs on the rest thanks.


RobertsonvsPhillips

That'll be margin debt you can have, all OP has left.


jackterhar

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


WatchingyouNyouNyou

Yeah... It happens


mrASSMAN

Well.. it happens here


PaleontologistOk8646

Make sme money and come back.


BaconJacobs

Great run? I'd love to see your idea of a bad run.


neggleston

Always interesting to see what the OP has posted previously whenever there is loss porn. Look out for some watches on the cheap.


gainzsti

He also has rep rolex with his rep sneaker as seen in his post. Total tool.


AnZ3ros

F


Frank_Boobtitsky

U


JDMKing24

Sell a few watches and your 2 cars and go back in. Pussy.


Bipolar_investor

You have unlocked lifetime membership. Congrats 👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉


KWJK213

Look at OP’s previous posts. All posts asking what Roley’s he should buy. Get the fuck out of here that you need help from this loss. Sack up like a true WSB degen and go take all your Roley’s to the local pawn shop and double down pussy. Post your new position when you do 😉. Oh yeah and don’t be a 🌈🐻 with your positions either.


tortoisepump

Another option is OP could be an uber driver and first pay off his Model X loan, then he can pay off his margin loan, by the time he's 84


Options-n-Hookers

The way OP's portfolio went completely tits up, he can't even afford a rolodex.


mrASSMAN

Looking at his posts.. wow.. no longer feel bad for him. All he seemed to care about was showing off his fortunes in the most gaudy way possible. Something tells me he was living well above his means. He just wanted everyone to think he’s rich.


TangerineHors3

Only poor people say roley


AngryCleric

WTF is a Roley?


xX_Jay_Clayton_Xx

it's like a casio calculator watch but with more gold and less functionality


Technoob997

Rolex watch


DaddyDubs13

Roll-Flex?


FancyAlligator

Flex seal?


Und3rpar

A poor trying to flex


Pernicious-Peach

Rolls-Royce


chillintheforest

Well, I feel like most of the people who buy rolexs are people who can't afford them.


Quanyion

He's right tho


x3lr4

Is roley an abbreviation for shopping trolley?


sola_rpi

sell those watches


DuCWulf

Remember, bankruptcy is always an out.


Dorktastical

So is crime spree


DuCWulf

Boom 2 options. Just dont kill yourself


DaddyDubs13

Almost legal, in San Francisco


I_Give_Free_Hugs_YAY

It would be legal if they could put a label on it stating it may cause cancer


TontineSoleSurvivor

Liquidate all assets and move to a remote town in some random country in South America.... Good luck. You need a new identity.


Ohhstfu

It's only money bro..


FunkMetal804

Does this mean you borrowed money to buy puts on the SP 500?


xtrmist

Sit tight for a little bit and inflation will fix the problem for you. Mid 2022 you owe 2 ice creams and a Mars bar


Minecraft_hate_crime

Try turning your phone upside down and leave it in rice


IonizedDeath1000

Ignore, tell them you're color blind and the app just looked blank


Manofindie

Lol this Degen spends money on flashy Rolex and seeks help? Bruh I don't feel bad for this guy. Get owned .🤡


mrASSMAN

I felt bad til I looked at his post history lol


Needamod1

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


cocokronen

Nice


AndyM134

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


amarghir1234

" I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY"


NickenMcChugget

What was your position? It’s gotta be retarded


tortoisepump

Model X on finance, expensive watches, overpriced Nikes


dennis8542

Ring ring it's margin bitch 😈


spfdeltaforce

I’ll give ya $50 for the Rolex and your wife to help out bro.


Alphab3t

Just factory reset your phone man


ultimaforever

Damn, I hope OP wasn’t seriously looking for help, because if he was, this is the absolute ass-last place to look for it.


theta_007

Uninstall the app and move to Mexico


juanlee337

on a serious note - https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/


[deleted]

Should’ve spent less money on sneakers and rolexes mate Maybe then you‘d have enough money to cover the margin call


UMAMI_PAPl

Way to go retard!


Dense_Surround3071

You don't need help..... You need $450k.


TendieTownJoshBrown

Felt bad until I checked your post history. WSB degenerate Stolen Valor is worse than real world stolen Valor. GTFO


king-ish

You still got those watches?


HTML_lovin

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


Constant-Surprise-39

Idk if I like the design of this new lambo but price tag looks right, nice car!


ViBo0467

Banks are big ATMs if you’re brave enough


gypsykillah

Tell me you're retarded without telling me you're retarded


1percentRolexWinner

Going through your history, you can afford a lot of Rolex and AP watches. You even have a mining rig. You’re fine, you can lose another $400k and still live comfortably.


snow_wife1

well his wife bf will be mad


Mr_BananaPants

His ex-wife now


helmetcamhero10

Head on over to your local Wendy’s and see Carl back by the dumpsters


TheLankSquad

Congratulations you have officially entered and have been promoted to "Retarted God Gold Level" please step your right, bend down, lie on the ground and enter the feeble position


trillionmarketcap

I've held out for so long. Just one day left for no nut November and you made me violate it.


silver00spike

Squid Games season 2 is taking applicants


[deleted]

Where do people get this type of money to bet ?


marquina640

Its margin! Ufffff


[deleted]

Big uffff


517UATION

Is this a real Guh or paper trading Guh?


Timely_Explorer7977

paper trade on thinkorswim has yellow buttons. he took a real L


Spirited-Usual-3023

Oh…..my…..


Geoffism1

Gourd


bafangoolNJ

😳


DuCWulf

Holy shit. Legendary!!!


Happylittle_tree

No, what you need is money


Windforce

Guh.


VATruckerJJ

What you really need is a hug and a shoulder to cry on. Have you tried checking out the Wendys dumpster by chance?


ev01ution

I’m sorry for your lose. If you need money I can always buy the AP off you.


inconspiciousdude

Quick, move to an Asian country where red means gains.


jeremybryce

Jesus Christ man.. Really are a degenerate. F


GreyLaser

Look at the bright side, you won't have to pay a lot in taxes! Red numbers are much more tax efficient than green ones.


iwoketoanightmare

Hope you like Mexico.. Best get driving


pen15butterjellytime

Your up 300 bucks for the day


Signal-Sherbet-6908

Wow ty for making me feel better, good luck your next life


Illustrious-Cat1983

Fuuuuuck running options on a margin account. It’s like playing Russian roulette by yourself but with somebody else’s gun.


LongjumpingAsk1462

What you needed is a heroin addiction, an intervention, detox, then rehab...........it would have been cheaper


xtheory

I'd suggest a good bankruptcy lawyer.


joknub24

I got one of these today too. I don’t mean to be a dick, but I feel much better about my situation after seeing this. Thank you.


Wickedscumbag

This makes my dick hard


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hyfyhype

Just don’t answer the phone


AxisofEvi1

He’s got a bit too much battery life to be safe.


Dorktastical

Makes you miss the old days where when your game went wrong you could just unplug it and be back at the last checkpoint, now everything autosaves and op's game is fried.


yisroel123

Looks like it was futures that gapped down overnight Op pray for a recovery tomorrow in sp500, and hopefully before you get liquidated


habitual_viking

Europe is deep red, it’s going to be pain all the way for op .


icanseeyourpinkbits

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


softbear

Find this man a Wendy's


kirlandwater

How


RickySpanissh

What happen


a_swarm_of_nuns

You win this game.


Rumbillion

Ignore it. Stocks only go up.


gooie

I think that might have been the problem for OP


jimmycfc

Thanks you make me feel better about myself


BurntBanana123

Don’t worry, you’re safe here


sable428

Yeah, I wish that goddamn Moderna fuck would've kept their mouth closed