By - M4STERBATUR
What you are looking for is lube, not help
You have achieved WSB nirvana
And now I need tissues
Seems like a weird time to masturbate but here ya go.
Here WE go.
WE AAAARRRRREEEE LIIIIIIIIVE!!!
IN THE RED CORNER, A SMOOTH BRAINED PROFITS FIGHTER, HAILING FROM WALLSTREETBETS, WITH A PROFESSIONAL RECORD OF 0 WINS - ALL THE LOSSES! IT'S OP!
Sad reality is, there's no green corner and OP gets to spar with his own junk.
Better than sparring with another man's junk
Untrue. If sparring with another man's junk he might pay, and with this loss porn it looks like OP may need to turn to a life of sparring with other men's junk for a long while to make that money back 🤣
I would have tried being a gigolo for all the cows that need the D first. By the time he's done paying that back by sparring with men's junk, there is not enough Flexseal in the world that will fix how blown out his ass will be.
Made my day, take a free award fellow loser.
lol first seen in WSB 10 months ago at peak GME mania, thinks its just normal to 10x your positions, proceeds to lose 6 digits on margin. Classic.
Eh, I sub and unsub on and off. I unsubbed during peak GME mania because this place became a field of spam and resubbed when it died down.
I’ve been on WSB a few years now. Hell I was a mod at one point, but then we all were for one glorious time!
Nah this is Anavrin
Smells like teen spirit!
You know you're right.
Uninstall. If you don't see it, they don't see it.
You really shoulda turned this into a Nord VPN ad.
Nord VPN for all your fraudulent hacking claims
Or he could just pull a fidelity and say I’ll look into that.
Just turn your screen upside down.
Start by selling your Tesla, Rolex, AP watches, and then learn how to suck dicks.
Learn? By now he already knows.
And either a LOT of dicks, or do it really, really well.
Only 379 if $1000 each...otherwise that's a lot for only $1
This is a tip OP can really work on
Hes gonna have to work on more than just the tip if he ever wants to earn the big bucks.
So how many bad dick sucks are worth a really good one? I’m just asking for a friend.
Fuuuuuckkk yes after post history I came here to say similar. Wendys awaits baby
And by Wendy's you mean the dumpster behind Wendy's
So he should keep the Lambo?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 I can't breathe
They cant breathe if they dont learn proper techniques
No no 😂😮💨😆
Underrated comment. Up you go.
Holy shit, I hope you're a millionaire and this was just play money for you. F
I wouldn't be able to shrug this off as a millionaire either. Maybe multi millionaire, more than 10 million, ok.
I mean that’s a 4 percent loss at ten million. 40 at one. I’ve seen both of those numbers with far less lol
As someone in the middle of those, I'd be hurling myself off a bridge. He is fucked with those calls. At least with shares it can come back up.
Yeah. I’d never ever put myself in this position, as it’s fundamentally retarded. This looks like over a one hundred percent loss.
Can't feel any pity with your recent post history.
He literally has rep shoes (fake) he is not a rich as he portrays himself.
Wonder how much he actually put away. Is this rags to riches to rags?
He can’t afford rags
You’ve done the thinkable. Classic WSB degenerate. I applaud you.
6 figures in debt is nothing to scoff at. Welcome to the hall of fame, buddy
The trick is to not understand what the hell you're looking at. Big numbers are good! You're doing great!😀
Mathematicians developed absolute values for a reason!
Auditors hate this one simple trick!
Especially red negative numbers. Double negative means green!
You had to have big numbers to lose big numbers
Not in this case, as it is in margin.
How did you post this. Please teach me the way
Jesus christ, was this guy using the infinite leverage cheatcode? How do you use this much leverage and then eat this much shit?
Because shit tastes so good, he’s a connoisseur
Wtf did you do?
**OP**: * *Chuckles* * *I'm in danger*
* this is fine *
Yell, "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!"
He transcended ⌚ and 🌌, taking his 🚀 to the 🌖 to live with all the other 🌈 🐻
Haha gay bear
Farewell my friends.
Been a great run.
Kind of you to help your wife’s boyfriend out there.
I could have built an IPO and started an exploration company off of that. Buy a drill, let's go.
He already got drilled lmao
you have to pay 400K?
Not if you delete the app
sounds like a bank problem
400k is not "bank problem" level
Correct, this isn't $400Million its $400k. Its most certainly his and his kneecaps' problem
How big is the account that they saw to give you that much margin? Move it fast, then buy gold! Maybe the bankruptcy judge won’t notice.
something something NINJA loans ... something something 2008 ... something something margin
Seems like you were pretty good for a while? Just missed the class on risk mitigation. Take a break and have at it again. Legend nonetheless
Hey, he can always sign up for that class along with the hedge funds that lost more money at one time than any other group of people in all of human history.
Where is the story... I want to know how you ended up at this stage and were allowed that type of leverage
What is your net worth?
I’ll take your remaining funds, thanks
I’ll take seconds and call dibs on the rest thanks.
That'll be margin debt you can have, all OP has left.
Yeah... It happens
Well.. it happens here
Make sme money and come back.
I'd love to see your idea of a bad run.
Always interesting to see what the OP has posted previously whenever there is loss porn.
Look out for some watches on the cheap.
He also has rep rolex with his rep sneaker as seen in his post. Total tool.
Sell a few watches and your 2 cars and go back in. Pussy.
You have unlocked lifetime membership. Congrats 👏👏👏🎉🎉🎉
Look at OP’s previous posts. All posts asking what Roley’s he should buy. Get the fuck out of here that you need help from this loss. Sack up like a true WSB degen and go take all your Roley’s to the local pawn shop and double down pussy.
Post your new position when you do 😉. Oh yeah and don’t be a 🌈🐻 with your positions either.
Another option is OP could be an uber driver and first pay off his Model X loan, then he can pay off his margin loan, by the time he's 84
The way OP's portfolio went completely tits up, he can't even afford a rolodex.
Looking at his posts.. wow.. no longer feel bad for him. All he seemed to care about was showing off his fortunes in the most gaudy way possible. Something tells me he was living well above his means. He just wanted everyone to think he’s rich.
Only poor people say roley
WTF is a Roley?
it's like a casio calculator watch but with more gold and less functionality
A poor trying to flex
Well, I feel like most of the people who buy rolexs are people who can't afford them.
He's right tho
Is roley an abbreviation for shopping trolley?
sell those watches
Remember, bankruptcy is always an out.
So is crime spree
Boom 2 options. Just dont kill yourself
Almost legal, in San Francisco
It would be legal if they could put a label on it stating it may cause cancer
Liquidate all assets and move to a remote town in some random country in South America.... Good luck. You need a new identity.
It's only money bro..
Does this mean you borrowed money to buy puts on the SP 500?
Sit tight for a little bit and inflation will fix the problem for you. Mid 2022 you owe 2 ice creams and a Mars bar
Try turning your phone upside down and leave it in rice
Ignore, tell them you're color blind and the app just looked blank
Lol this Degen spends money on flashy Rolex and seeks help? Bruh I don't feel bad for this guy. Get owned .🤡
I felt bad til I looked at his post history lol
" I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY"
What was your position? It’s gotta be retarded
Model X on finance, expensive watches, overpriced Nikes
Ring ring it's margin bitch 😈
I’ll give ya $50 for the Rolex and your wife to help out bro.
Just factory reset your phone man
Damn, I hope OP wasn’t seriously looking for help, because if he was, this is the absolute ass-last place to look for it.
Uninstall the app and move to Mexico
on a serious note -
Should’ve spent less money on sneakers and rolexes mate
Maybe then you‘d have enough money to cover the margin call
Way to go retard!
You don't need help..... You need $450k.
Felt bad until I checked your post history. WSB degenerate Stolen Valor is worse than real world stolen Valor. GTFO
You still got those watches?
Idk if I like the design of this new lambo but price tag looks right, nice car!
Banks are big ATMs if you’re brave enough
Tell me you're retarded without telling me you're retarded
Going through your history, you can afford a lot of Rolex and AP watches. You even have a mining rig. You’re fine, you can lose another $400k and still live comfortably.
well his wife bf will be mad
His ex-wife now
Head on over to your local Wendy’s and see Carl back by the dumpsters
Congratulations you have officially entered and have been promoted to "Retarted God Gold Level" please step your right, bend down, lie on the ground and enter the feeble position
I've held out for so long. Just one day left for no nut November and you made me violate it.
Squid Games season 2 is taking applicants
Where do people get this type of money to bet ?
Its margin! Ufffff
Is this a real Guh or paper trading Guh?
paper trade on thinkorswim has yellow buttons. he took a real L
Holy shit. Legendary!!!
No, what you need is money
What you really need is a hug and a shoulder to cry on. Have you tried checking out the Wendys dumpster by chance?
I’m sorry for your lose. If you need money I can always buy the AP off you.
Quick, move to an Asian country where red means gains.
Jesus Christ man..
Really are a degenerate.
Look at the bright side, you won't have to pay a lot in taxes! Red numbers are much more tax efficient than green ones.
Hope you like Mexico.. Best get driving
Your up 300 bucks for the day
Wow ty for making me feel better, good luck your next life
Fuuuuuck running options on a margin account. It’s like playing Russian roulette by yourself but with somebody else’s gun.
What you needed is a heroin addiction, an intervention, detox, then rehab...........it would have been cheaper
I'd suggest a good bankruptcy lawyer.
I got one of these today too. I don’t mean to be a dick, but I feel much better about my situation after seeing this. Thank you.
This makes my dick hard
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Just don’t answer the phone
He’s got a bit too much battery life to be safe.
Makes you miss the old days where when your game went wrong you could just unplug it and be back at the last checkpoint, now everything autosaves and op's game is fried.
Looks like it was futures that gapped down overnight
Op pray for a recovery tomorrow in sp500, and hopefully before you get liquidated
Europe is deep red, it’s going to be pain all the way for op .
Find this man a Wendy's
You win this game.
Ignore it. Stocks only go up.
I think that might have been the problem for OP
Thanks you make me feel better about myself
Don’t worry, you’re safe here
Yeah, I wish that goddamn Moderna fuck would've kept their mouth closed