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joja0206

Rate hikes are transitory


Whaleoilbefuked

You know he bought puts then stopped the printer ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

The fact that the guy who prints money is allowed to trade stocks….. boggles my bajingleberries.


Spiritual-Truck-7521

I wouldn't mind if they do if they were forced to report trades of more than 10k in real time. It is only fair since they are actively committing something that is illegal for everyone else.


Mysterious_Ad7232

I agree, but lets be honest they'd find a way to not report it


BlindLuck72

Total market fund fine I’m ok with them having a vested interest in America. Confess trading individual stocks/ sectors as they write spending bills… BULLSHIT!!


RandomAndCasual

Capitalism baby


leochen

were you complaining when you were making money?


[deleted]

Jokes on you partner. I’m balls deep in tax write offs on my unrealized losses.


VATruckerJJ

I'm balls deep in wash sales


[deleted]

Wash sales mean you’ve sold. You god damned communist!


VATruckerJJ

I only sell for losses though so it's cool


LuntingMan

I’m wash deep in balls sales


Reduntu

Just don't acknowledge the wash sale rule. You can get out of so much taxes that way.


Enough-Profile-935

That was a dirty lesson to learn


EastBayRae

It sounds like you need some unrealised kids to offset the losses.


PregnantPickle_

Fuck was that really only a year ago? I miss my pandemic callfolio


SnooSongs5066

About a rigged system, yeah. Kinda why we are here.2


Enough-Profile-935

Wasn't it bonds? That the government issued? As a federal worker?


TigreElectrique

The printer should have a mind of its own by now, the money train will continue.


hightimesinaz

The printer became self aware on Monday Feb 11, 2019 at 7:43 am.


VATruckerJJ

SPYnet?


ApartPersonality1520

SPYNET went live Feb 2020


Freddrake15

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


veritas723

it went Brrrrr at a geometric rate. sensing they would pull de plug, it sent rocket ship emojis to our counterparts in russia


frelon_sabre

[Haha. Respect for this comment.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiI58gBKHo0)


Risuna23

The spice must flow


ApartPersonality1520

No matter what


CallMinimum

Right off the cliff


Anti-Queen_Elle

Wait, you mean volatility regresses to the mean? *checks sub* I mean *brrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrr*


WayneKrane

I’m not sure he knows how to turn it off


jimmycarr1

All he's gotta do is stop refilling the ink


Steam-roller80

No way...that would be classed as insider trading, and the FED, Congress and the SEC etc don't do that 😆🤣


Whaleoilbefuked

Yup they are an honest bunch ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Steam-roller80

Totally 😂


LeChronnoisseur

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


Kryptonian_Investor

Pelosi is mad ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


laziflores

Im tired of printing...i think ill go home now


doctorcrimson

Aight whose in charge of pasting Powell over Forest Gump?


Fast_Championship_R

Thanks daddy Powell for coming to bake my portfolio. It needed a good ass whooping after the last few weeks of getting smoked. Appreciated :)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Sir_Kernicus

‮Brrrrrrr


Happylittle_tree

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640) "Pack it up retards, party's over"


Reduntu

Kind of funny that this actually might be really insightful and a legitimate basis for a trading strategy for the next year or two.


I-cry-when-I-poop

we are in the golden age boi


sonjook

W8 you actually cry when you poop though?


old-wizz

Puts on what ? Stuff thats up the most ? Small companies ?


Pirate_Redbeard

Puts on everything. Obviously


Adventurous_Ear_7788

lol, you think fed has guts to risk the everything bubble? It got its axx kicked in 2019 when we had a far better economy and much smaller bubble. Btw, they even called QE "not QE" back in 19. This time fed would either use covid or w/e as excuse to continue printing or they gonna get a even bigger black eye than they did in 2019 lol


No_Dark9287

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


dieseltothesour

Party just startin’ Spy puts to the moon….duh


Appropriate_Snow_742

It’s going to be the same damn party but in inverted like that TeneT movie!


websterly

That is the saddest thing I have heard all day.


zhouyu24

He still going brrrr just not Brrrrrrrrrr


ProcessMeMrHinkie

Give it a few months and brrrr back to SPY 540 from lows in mid-430's.


starrpamph

Like my credit score, nice


nero626

how do i buy put on my credit score?


Flamestar15

Step one download and set up thinkorswim. Step 2 download something from softsonic. Step 3 check all the boxes and download all the ads. Boom, now your thinkorswim will trade automatically and we will help you get puts on your score. :)


PhoneObjective

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


Undead_Noble

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) I wish this was a rope instead of a belt rn


flu5hPooNotPee

I could use that belt. Bout to watch some VR porn


Revolutionary-Tie911

Same thing if you know you know![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


Chemistry_Lover40

Pain


surfinbird

“No…that’s not true….THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!”


jonasinv

Search your feelings you know it to be true


-Listening

1. ⁠That’s true I werrrre thhhhheeee microwwazzee


FDorbust

That’s no moon…. THAT’S A DUMPSTER FIRE!


choccy_milk_bois

Mom come pick me up


Zachincool

Mom's not coming back.


BigBeagleEars

Don’t worry baby bear, daddy’s here.


Ok-Construction9842

It’s rewind time


V8sOnly

Live by the printer, die by the printer.


-Listening

I Live in syracuse it would be cataclysmic.


SellingFirewood

Fresh ink cartridge installed today, tomorrow we should be back in business, all green from here on out 📈🚀


IG_BansheeAirsoft

fuck it, bought the dip and dropped 100% of my cash reserves into $UDOW @ $75. Ride with the cash printer or die retarded


contrejo

Bought the dip too. Fuck it


thethrifter

Always buy the dip. If we end up losing it all here is a frugal recipe for "Crack Dip" [https://www.spendwithpennies.com/crack-dip/](https://www.spendwithpennies.com/crack-dip/)


thethrifter

>Ride with the cash printer or die retarded I bought the dip too. Die with the cash printer or live retarded


LeChronnoisseur

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Mental_Ingenuity_310

He is just kidding… think about it, you can’t tell mom and dad you plan to keep spending tuition money on coke, he has to tell them something to keep Congress off his back about inflation


Substantial_Diver_34

The fleecing begins.


gizamo

*slaughtering


Substantial_Diver_34

Hey, pig Yeah, you Hey, pig, piggy, pig, pig, pig All of my fears came true Black and blue and broken bones You left me here, I'm all alone My little piggy needed something new


Tmdngs

More like slurrrp


Kick_A_Door

Can't buy the dip wit out the dip


ShitFeeder

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Brock1120

The fed should just have a buyback


ChaseComoPerseguir

I know I should have read the last Harry Potter book. Never saw it coming.


UnderstandingLoud542

It’s a good thing stonks only go up


hayrynenyooper

Gotta suck that shit back in.


Fat_Maestro

She’s gone from suck to blow!


felio77

I want everything back


Im_A_MechanicalMan

I want 2011 house prices.


eitauisunity

Phoenix checking in. Don't send help, we can't afford to house them!


Upnorth4

Los Angeles checking in: don't send anybody, we're full


eitauisunity

Stop sending people West! March them East instead!


1dot21gigaflops

Hawaii checking in @ $1,050,000 median home price


DollarThrill

Can Biden un-re-nominate someone?


Aggressive_Train_673

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


frankiefrank1e

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Ok_Paramedic5096

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


kyle_h2486

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


Radkelot1

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


AssyrianOG

the contracts are voided?!!?


Aggressive_Train_673

?!?!?!!?


Retartedinvesments

Lmao


PigViper22

I often enjoy a late night balcony sit down with a tightly rolled, top notch, sticky icky, only the finest, murder rrrrrrb.


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PigViper22

Munchies, Don't mind if I do.


Opposite_Criticism44

***NOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOO*** ***NOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOT*** ***NOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOW***


StrangeSatellite

Those who choose to trade this market over the next year or so will find out how literal this gif is.


dabattlewalrus

Rrrrrrrrib my calls. FTFY


Dirtychorizo

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


[deleted]

Its been 10+ years of near 0%. This is going to cause a crash, theres no doubt about it. The Fed caused the 2008 crash as well, yet now they talk as if they are experts in the economy, despite the fact they never saw it coming. Maybe if they'd predicted something and done something they'd have some credibility. This idea thats its possible to avoid now is senile, after this long of free liquidity and propping up zombie companies, the only reason people havent evacuated already is because of the inevitable Fed backtrack as they've done before. They have zero credibility so its impossible for anyone to even take them serious. But literally everybody in the world is ready to jump on bonds and get out of stocks, but nobody wants to buy bonds before interest rates go up, so its a dam ready to burst. This idea that we're going to have a smooth landing is bonkers, this money is leveraged into everything from housing to municipal maintenance budgets.


hobbers

A full 30% or $2.6 trillion of the Fed's balance sheet is mortgage backed securities. The Fed is an odd player in the MBS market. They might stop buying MBS. But they also aren't driven to fire sale MBS if they stop performing.


FirstDivision

Just want to say I appreciate people who use the full write-out of something before switching to the acronym. (Mortgage backed securities and MBS in this case).


UsingYourWifi

Powell has said they're going to decrease their balance sheet by letting bonds pay out to completion, not selling them into the market. We'll see if they stick to that, but I expect they will. I seem to remember they're still holding a bunch of toxic garbage from the 2008 bailout?


toxic_badgers

SLABS will cause the next crash and the printer will get the blame.


Counterfoot

Damnit Jerome, you were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the bears, not join them. Bring tendies to the apes, not leave us in darkness :(


V6TransAM

This is the way. At least today


mfdoylejr

😂😂😂


YIKUZZ

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4257)


ShaDow_R3PlAYz

*Laughs in Powell*


godfather188

Deflation!


kakam0ra

Tapering it’s transitory


elfaia

IT'S REWIND TIME!


Dangerous-Ad-9463

So this means... I lost my monei ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


luisl1994

What news did I miss?


SlowStatisticianViNG

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Tronbronson

😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂🚀🎰


PossibleAggressive64

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641)


kamandi

Glad I bought some AAPL calls yesterday to offset my horrendous sea of red.


p3nnst8r

THANKS MARIE CALLENDER.


Appropriate_Snow_742

Is the money going back into his pp???


GruvisMalt

Damn, it feels like the end of an era.


ProudHeron5768

The printer 🖨 goes rrrrb rrrb rrrb. …


BenRichards79

This is fucking money 😂


tesla365s

Lmao


night4life

its reversed lule


BaconPersuasion

Wen you buy the swings you assume the risk. Cherish to day


ApocolipseJ

December 10th… 6.8%, we starting an over/under or what?


981flacht6

I'm still getting paid yo. Money goes in until it's gone.


IamTheTrader

If that's the case we are fuck3d


jjd1226

Lmao


Shane_Drinion

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


AlecTheMotorGuy

He’s going to have to crank faster 😂


Obsidianram

Be kind - Rewind, what? No!


Otherwise-Skin-3834

GME and SPY the move ? Literally only did calls until my boy put me on to puts lol. Was like a whole new world for me! Don’t know how I’ve made it so far being such a dumbass.


One_Horse_Sized_Duck

Do it! You won't!


bastion_12x

Come on let's push oil lower!


Notorious-PIG

Well it’s been fun y’all. Gotta get out of all my more retarded plays I guess


blameitallonjoe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


RoscoMan1

You don't have to think all the time"


Ca_Wine

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


bitemenow999

He taketh as he giveth away


AstartesFartes

Quantitative fleecing? Quantitative seizing?


tophatsymbiote

Facts lmfao


PregnantPickle_

By god, that’s wopJ’s music


SidHoffmanFrenchman

I have some calls I'd like to sell you 👨‍💼


Machiavelli320

It’s not a loss when you sell. It’s call “tax loss harvesting”.


machinistporitoidc

Time for a rewind! Lmao


AGMMCE

Excellent meme!


rerro23

Brrrrrrrrrrre


Snoo-31728

DEFLATIONARY


holyramennoodles

not so fast ser ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4735)


RemoteIcy7621

As soon as I get my paycheck Bills:


sanadid

Money printers😱


Vegan_Honk

"y'all mfers gotta pay that back" "we gotta what?!" \*Market crashes\*


Easports42069

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


rockfx01

He's gonna need a bigger shredder


EyeBeeStone

Woah stop it no!


homosexual10169

Where is this from?


zakaoki

keep them coming


CaptainStonks

Wait, the printer goes **backwards**! Say it aint so Joe.


21krallemateep

daddy's got all the moneeeeyyy


old-wizz

The main thing i want to hear your opinion about is this: you feel we should buy puts on all things that went up the most during the last 2 years?


mrmoney9

probably people is gonna take into crypto market


21krallemateep

printer taking back all the money?? oh no daddy


xXNickAugustXx

Whe govmt wans te simis bek.


kuehnchen7962

Aaaaaand... It's gone.


marijnfs

Time to get those puts


Top_Philosopher3915

Ya right ! Mtf !


Abuzeid2021

Money black hole 🌑


RoscoMan1

man i really hate that guy's guts.


Skystrike12

“You can’t unprint *all* the money”


RoscoMan1

If respeccing has a lot of calls.


ofekk2

context plz


VRichardsen

What happened? Deflation?


Unique-Ask6051

"We broke recall the brrr" US treasury


Most_Insane_F2P

Tapering =slow motion printer


footfreak5150

Hahaha.....the Fed!!!


zqmbgn

What the hell happened?


meikawaii

Spy220 here I come !


TNWODISCIPLE

its not about the money, its about sending a message...


doctorcrimson

Shoulda supported Brainard


ClassicRust

hes gone from blow to suck


itsTomHagen

Honey, I shrunk the balance sheet!


Alternative-God

sounds of incomprehensible wealth degeneration


websoftwaredevdublin

Yes