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VisualMod

#Ban Bet Won --- /u/xnesteax (1/0) made a bet that SARK would go to 40.0 when it was 36.05 and it did, congrats autist.


VisualMod

The next Daily Discussion thread is [here](https://redd.it/ra4qvi)


RichFelon

China economy continues to slow. So does our ours. Even Cathie acknowledges we have a risk of recession next year


clarence_worley90

all the cathie wood simps on this sub bouta get analized by big bear [https://twitter.com/TheMarketDog/status/1467785250973626374](https://twitter.com/TheMarketDog/status/1467785250973626374)


flowergirlnextdoor

No way BABA will stay green when the rest of the market is red


cuddlypolarbear1

Oh no, it's fake and gay...


OperationCommon9239

Buy the dip. Sell the bounce. Rinse. Repeat.


diabeetis

remember when bulls kept saying "the taper won't happen"? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


annoyedboy671

I bought a shit ton of the matt damon fake internet money. Gonna hold my stocks too and pray


liftshit9

Futures need to bounce asap


annoyedboy671

Tempted to buy pltr at these prices. If it goes to 15 for sure.


Shuffleshoe

Sp500 futures holding on by a thread


Snuggmeister

If we somehow end up green >1% I’m buying an additional $150k in spy puts.


Lontar47

markets are moving because Bob dole died


CMac681

Bob Doles a friend of the tobacco industry Bob Dole likes your style Bob Dole Bob Dole


stonks-always-go-up

I thought joe Rogan died


VerbalJoker

Microsoft has been getting needlessly abused for a month. What the hell.


flowergirlnextdoor

So has everyone else


ElementShield

yea getting rid of it today


VerbalJoker

Why? Lol


ElementShield

I have to regardless , need the money for real life shit . it’ll prob bounce soon though


josh198989

My whole portfolio has been getting gang banged for the past 3 weeks


VerbalJoker

That makes two of us.


vics80

bulls went to sleep dreaming of sugarplums. they don't know what they're getting instead 🐻🍸


stonks-always-go-up

Jim Cramer said nvidia will be a 10 trillion dollar company last week y’all should have seen this coming


Shuffleshoe

There's going to be some selling induced selling this week. So much leverage in the market currently.


Tarek394

A sell spiral if you will


stonks-always-go-up

Yeah once enough people Stuart getting margin called shots going up in flames


tomfoolery1070

TSLA about to go sub 1000 If AAPL corrects this party is over


burnttoast14

Puts on spy


remdesivir2020

Cramer says sell.. green it is


Shuffleshoe

Just nosedive already and get it over with. Pull me out of my misery


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Gadshill

Eye of a hurricane.


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Jimmyfourshoes4

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4887)


VerbalJoker

Aight so NVDA is dead. Cheers guys.


Illdieforthefunk

gonna put my life savings in sqqq


Frosty_Friendship157

Don’t let it sit


josh198989

I’m getting crushed just thinking about the bags I will be holding


Dismiss

Any guides on how to move to another country under a different name?


[deleted]

[yep](http://foreignlegion.info/joining/)


UnknownNo0722

Go to Africa


Puffinpelle

Step 1, cross border step2, change name to Jesus debagholder step 3, sell chicklets on the beach


remdesivir2020

Go to the dark web Usd2,000-usd20,000 depending on country


[deleted]

But how to do it with no money or ride to the border?


Dick_Cuckingham

Are you pretty?


EthLaw

Walk? Or if one leg then hop


meatden

Me looking at the pre market knowing i had some calls on nvidia ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


yokozunastaint

So glad I didn't listen to that voice in my head telling me to take profits on NVDA


hardcore_softie

I'm so glad I used my last few remaining brain cells to not FOMO into NVDA at these levels under current market conditions


Mamba8ever24

If you ever need answers for times like these just ask Ja Rule


Frosty_Friendship157

Puts on anything seems like the play, again


remdesivir2020

I’m going back to the workforce The great resignation will reverse as stonks seems to go down


ImGonnaBaaaat

😂😂😂😂


LivelyArid

if you have a job rn you should value it so many ppl like "oh my stocks are doing well" might take some time off...


ritzyritzrit

I'LL MAKE YOU WORK GULAG-STYLE.


annoyedboy671

Hedgefunds back in full control. Revenge for amc and gme. No mercy


Squamsk

Citadel made a fucking fortune on Docusign. But they're probably fucked anyways


ramey1a

They have made losses in the past week too


triciann

DOCU has my name all over it.


vics80

dig, NASDAQ, dig!!!


DTF_Truck

My PLTR $25c aren't looking so good


Rebornzzz

Looks like they fix the buy the dip hack ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


BlueKnightJoe

My hate boner for QQQ is dwarfed in size by my hate boner for corn. Which is kind of difficult to explain to my tinder dates why there's a vestigial clit-like object growing out of the side of my penis.


kstorm88

Why would you hate qqq? It's made me more money than anything in the past decade besides aapl


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ThatsAHugeLoadOfBS

I think you might be looking for /r/antiwork


ritzyritzrit

Its 2050, opening bell goes off at MSE (Mars stock exchange), TSLA got repurposed into an index fund for all things mars. Ahh.... better times ahead.


IncognitoCumShot

Jpow giveth, Jpow taketh away.


millionairewill

From positive 80 basis points to red lol fuck this market


Ok-Singer-8199

“When everyone trades smart trade Retarded” Warren Buffet


tgundlach1

Bloomberg just mentioned us retards


Gadshill

Please provide a summary of what was said. (Out walking the dog now).


tgundlach1

People are doing their DD on WSB and buying retail stocks that aren’t great investments and this is all coming to an end. WSB is fighting the Fed, yada, yada


Gadshill

Oh. Get it. Same old story used as filler.


alipaliwoo

We are crashing


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Nightkill02

order uber eat and open a order now pay later account to pay. Never pay it back ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


kuprenx

does uber eats allow pay in coupons?


the_beast93112

https://reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/r9u3nm/was_playing_video_games_when_i_heard_a_sounds_to/ These bears are really getting out of control


patrick8515

I hope it all falls.


NewStartup2021

How’s SPY lookin boys?


uncleben369

Don't look go back to sleep


WasteNet2532

We moved red ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


dope_nasty760

BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND so I can buy the dip


Enough-Pound1026

[Chasing the Omicron dip](https://www.reuters.com/markets/stocks/live-markets-chasing-omicron-dip-2021-12-06/) —[Reuters](https://www.reuters.com/markets/stocks/live-markets-chasing-omicron-dip-2021-12-06/), 3 hours ago 😂


SteveStacks

Tom Lee, explain why this is happening


SteveStacks

Tom Lee, guide us


CreepingFog

I just want to thank all apes who told me "then short it", thank you for that financial advice, it worked out well 😊


kuprenx

and this sub hates apes. they were financial advising you.


deevee12

Some of you need to be in index funds and it shows


mikeJawesome

Just waiting for the crash to go back in


LivelyArid

f'kin boring square


rchristianwhite

When is the Shroom Boom outbreak?? It’s almost 2022 and Alice and I are waiting in wonderland for MMED 🍄


CSMATHENGR

cant decide between these two running shoes, not sure which one to get


Berto_

Get the faster one.


diabeetis

Red ones


TheManagerDustBunny

You should probably get them both, they work best as a pair.


LivelyArid

this guy smarts


LivelyArid

the green ones


ritzyritzrit

it will be disrespectful to Dlon Dusk for TSLA to go under 1000 in PM.


drewstew333

Party on , can't stop won't stop


Lontar47

my friend's employer is doing an IPO today. they're at the NYSE for the bell ring. without being too dramatic I think it would be cool if he saw a few grown men crying


takatu_topi

Hope your buddy has a military-grade umbrella for if [things get really bad](https://youtu.be/yge311sFhC8?t=171)


stonks-always-go-up

I think this might be insider trading


Lontar47

I'm blacked out for 6 months. fucking bullshit is what it is


slashrshot

hit me up if u are able to turn this information into something profitable.


stonks-always-go-up

Refi calls are open Edit Nevermind they ipo Thursday I forgot the date


Gadshill

Would be cool if they are on the front page of every newspaper in America with such a photo.


Teckel22

#THE PARTY IS OVER


LivelyArid

not till i lose all my money it aint


VisualMod

>NASDAQ FUTURES DOWN 0.6%, S&P 500 E-MINI FUTURES DOWN 0.1% AND DOW FUTURES UP 0.2% ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2021-12-06 ^05:37:55 ^EST-0500


ritzyritzrit

NO PLEAS


Ok-Singer-8199

“All I want for Christmas is oversized Butt-Plugs” - Jim Cramer


DenuvoSuks

Evergrande again nears default as China moves to reassure markets [https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-evergrande-shares-set-fall-71-after-it-says-no-guarantee-it-can-meet-2021-12-06/](https://www.reuters.com/world/china/china-evergrande-shares-set-fall-71-after-it-says-no-guarantee-it-can-meet-2021-12-06/)


NOmakesmehard

I want to get off Pooh bear's wild ride


Enough-Pound1026

“Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella sold more than half of his shares in the tech giant last week, cashing out for $285 million.  Nadella previously sold $36 million in Microsoft stock in 2018, and around $8.3 million in 2016.”


tgundlach1

The sale was made for “personal reasons” 🤣


LivelyArid

how is this bullish i don't understand


DenuvoSuks

W11 sucks


OG_LurkerZero

Friendly reminder to buy sell the bounce.


ElementShield

bruh i wish they would let me sell my fucking stock pre market


kstorm88

That's your own fault.


ImGonnaBaaaat

i have premarket trading


DenuvoSuks

we need to be able to lose money 24/7, i'm with you


FKN__Weeb

Pls no, I already don’t get enough sleep as is


IncognitoCumShot

Get a better broker dude


AltPossum

“For I had grown to hate the world, This world that always hated me.”


IncognitoCumShot

This is me


dvdr1029

I mean I wasn’t up since 4 but this price doesn’t look bad to me


takatu_topi

>Many people and institutions have been conditioned to buy every dip >Lots of bulls leveraged to the tits due to their expectations of stonks, corn, and housing never going down >SPY is up motherfuckin' 72% from three years ago If we do end up crashing, for whatever reason, it's gonna to be an absolute bloodbath.


ShupShupShup

Futes only predict the opening. While the actually battle and outcomes may differ. Hang on to your tits it will be a wild ride today.


WasteNet2532

Alexa play Bleed by Meshuggah


tallpaulpaultall

Even Alexa can't play the drumline to Bleed


Eat_Play_Masterbate

Why tf am I up so early? I could have enjoyed a few move hours of blissful sleep not worrying about my dinero.


TheManagerDustBunny

What do people think about whether GME will do a bit of a pre earnings run? Looking pretty low compared to where I sold my last bunch 👀 wondering if there’s a scalp to be had here


kuprenx

i think it have it preearning run then it hit 250. now until janurary 23 nothing will happen.


LivelyArid

isn't wallstreetbetscrypto an oxymoron or am i a moron


SeaofSounds

Yes.


LivelyArid

oh okay


TheManagerDustBunny

I am a foxymoron


LivelyArid

a cunning foxymoron


Adam30k

Futures are getting smacked around


throwaway78907890123

SPY 420 imminent


[deleted]

It is 2025, Teladoc is $1 per share, and Cathie owns 95% of the company


consciousnes5

Its the year 2050, teladoc replaces hospitals and cathie wood sold to buy zillow and hood


remdesivir2020

F Friday sell off continues My calls r fuk


IncognitoCumShot

You have to be the worst trader I’ve ever seen. I’ve said it countless times before and I’ll say it again YOU ARE ALWAYS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRADE.


remdesivir2020

Shut up bitch!


IncognitoCumShot

I’m a fan


ritzyritzrit

you have won by the eyes of WSB, huge balls to buy calls in such a market.


tactfSFicang

Imaginary internet money taking stonks down with it


Gadshill

That is how the history books will be written.


Tarek394

SPY blew a bigger lead than the warriors no cap


chinnick967

I can't believe the market dropped that hard and went red, what a cuckening


InMuskWeTruskk

in like 2 candles too🤦🏻‍♂️


ritzyritzrit

SIR, THERE APPEARS TO HAVE NO SUPPORT, ABORT MISSION. I REPEAT, ABORT.


IncognitoCumShot

#BLACK MONDAY


10XStockGuy

Wack it to DWAC


Lontar47

it would appear things are softening a bit lmao


Pension-Helpful

Hmm, maybe I went a little bit too hard on the dip buying on Friday oof


Superddone20222

fake internet coins going worthless.


Eat_Play_Masterbate

So funny I tried to help one of them by giving a decent advise about not catching a fall knife but instead I got the standard buy when others are scared response 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


marker853

you idiots been saying this for the past ten years


VisualMod

> marker853, you are an idiot.


marker853

Keep losing money with your options you fuckin lame. lmao