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VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/Similar_University76 (0/2) made a bet that AAPL would go to 200.0 when it was 181.12 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


HisWife00000

Holy hell. What a day! We survived to go on and make more bad choices!


ApolloFirstBestCAG

ALEXA PLAY GREEN DAY


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baby-need-some-shoes

I’m going to keep on buying the dip until someone stops me


HisWife00000

Anything special? Seems most are dipping back up since 2pm.


baby-need-some-shoes

AAPL, FB, DIS, BABA


BBQingFool

Just need a surprise rate increase Jerome. Send my way out of the money VIX Calls to the moon. Not asking much - just want to be a millionaire by tapping on my screen a few times.


bobbybeansss

dear daddy jpow, i p r a y to you on this blessed wednesday. since i started worshipping you and playing the game of stonks since may, you have been so kind to me. you even blessed me with 4 bagger level gains. oh, what a glorious time to be alive daddy. but then then november and december came. and she took my gains, zaddy. she took them right from me. i come to you know as a man with all time gains of only 3 bags, zaddy. some others have not been so lucky. i have watched my brave options degenerate gambling friends lose so much, zaddy. and i ask you today, at 2:30pm, give them their gains back baby. just give it to them. we want the tendies. they deserve the tendies. every brave bull on this battlefield is hungry, and we'll eat them right off your chest. blessed be to jpow, see you at 2:30pm baby.


Grundle_Monster

I feel like a born again Christian wanting to preach about OTM weekly spreads. All y’all who want those 300-1000% gains should look into it. So much upside with so little money at risk.


AndyM134

It takes a special kinda retart to buy the calls I sell


bidens_aviators

Webull comments are so cringe omg


kayvonte

Did Santa get Covid or something


AndyM134

REEEEEEEE


[deleted]

I’ve just been punching the air all morning.


tradeparfait

wanna yolo on spy calls due to never ending belief that it always goes up


UsuallylurknotToday

yesss my boy feeeed the market


gainbabygain

Mr. Market here, Santa Rally is currently not in stock at the moment. Thank you for buying our worthless calls.


UsuallylurknotToday

going to 458 it seems


UsuallylurknotToday

Everyone here gonna lose money tryna inverse another wsb poster with 5k in their account when decisions are being made over trillions. They dont give a fuck about this sub and it's incredibly stupid and narcissistic to believe they do.


whoissuperlazy

bulls are here. Jpow printer


ElonTaxiDriver

Only 5 more boosters to get our freedom back


UsuallylurknotToday

imagine living in america and thinking you're not free. ​ ultimate reeeee


WasteNet2532

Smoked a j chirped out and now it smells like air freshener. Bitch dont kill the vibe


LiveInLayers

It's so bearish in here that today is a confirmed green day. Red at open green at close.


Bambam60

I’ve lost enough where I truly don’t care if we go down another 3%. So, buy calls


SlowNeighborhood

Welp time to watch the retards pretend they can read JPows mind


Mikey_g2

Bears r fuk bulls r fuk Bears r fuk bulls r fuk Bears r fuk bulls r fuk


eternalrefuge86

Some of you aren’t holding SPY calls and it shows


Historical-Egg3243

spy calls are the only way to make consistent money in this clown market.


only1dro

I am and I’m Down almost 60% 💎🙏🏽


Nebula15

65% over here baby. $475 12/31. I'm not a religious man, but my god, have I been praying


HisWife00000

NVDA up .01%. Today will be a great day afterall.


WorkingCorrect1062

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notmyname59

Would the quad witching on Friday be bad for the market if it was already going down a bunch? Would all those puts expiring itm have the same effect as a selloff?


Radiologer

Make the bleeding from my anus stop


ShitBagHolder

I’m sure there’s a retard still holding Tesla 1300 calls here. Please show me your portfolio


Rich265

LOL. GOOGL thinks they are going to make their employees come back in the office 3 days a week next year. They don't seem to get how this works.


SlowNeighborhood

Google also said fuck your cost of living adjustments


HisWife00000

The commoners hold the power now. We work in our Pj's, unshowered from home and day drink.


whatsariho

gets really old really fast. mark my words when remote work will be the type of work majority of people do then having a dedicated office space will be the new signaling method for employers.


TJMBeav

This


heizenbergbb

Literally can't imagine having to get dressed and drive to work now.


HisWife00000

I've saved so much on water from not showering, then bunged it all into booze since it's always happy hour.


whoissuperlazy

cannot imagine working whole day without booze.


TopBuyer777

All indicators point to strong open for SPY


Diamondhands4dagainz

You guys fucking realise that if JPOW finally announce rates, it’s good? We finally rip the bandaid off. We get a fire sale today, tomorrow and Friday. Then we start rallying again. You don’t think everyone is waiting to buy the dip? Lmao everyone is waiting to get discounts on their favourite companies. Bears r fuk. We will get red this week, but we will rally again.


HisWife00000

What will I buy first. Oh ya I lost it all.


Radiologer

This guy turned me from gay to straight


Rich265

yes, there will probably be a rally once the selling is done, but you leave out this whole thing is going to crash next year. Inflation is out of control and there is no way to fix this smoothly.


HisWife00000

And unemployment figures are unrealistic. They don't count the people who have given up and staying unemployed. Just the job seekers.


Mousse_Cultural

Especially with the PPI coming in almost 50% higher than the CPI which naturally lags behind it. Once all that more expensive stuff comes out of the pipeline we're really going to see a spike in consumer prices early next year.


Diamondhands4dagainz

There needs to be a catalyst for crash. If the market is going to crash, it will be by the announcement to increase interest rates.


TJMBeav

You never see the catalyst ahead of time.....or it wouldn't be a catalyst.


Rich265

For you Bulls who think JPOW is just going to come out and say the usual stuff that is already expected, then the markets going to immediately jump to ATH again. Maybe try reading the PPI report for November. This says it all right here. "For the 12 months ended in November, the index for unprocessed goods for intermediate demand jumped 52.5 percent."


Historical-Egg3243

hate to say i told you so, but i did tell you so here i am


muchcoinmuchfun

Correct. The PPI was the damning piece of the report, and the CPI lags it, meaning the next months CPI will be 7 if we stay this course, not “better” like Biden said


Historical-Egg3243

I am 99% sure that is exactly what is going to happen. I've tried doing what you're trying to do, and it's not a money making strategy. We might dip a little, but i don't expect spy to do anything unusual. You're not only trying to guess what the fed is going to do, you're also trying to guess at the markets reaction to it. that's a thin branch you're out on.


TJMBeav

Only branch available. If you stay fully invested with no protection what are you going to buy with? Plus once tapering done the FED loses control of the curve. That is a shit ton of Capital that needs to be replaced. In this situation who in the hell would buy treasuries? Only another reserve currency country. I dont see that happening. If you don't make a guess than you will get killed when a real correction comes.


Historical-Egg3243

ppl are buying treasuries like crazy rn, why do you think yields have been going down after tapering started? the same thing happened last time we tapered. yields did not go up, they went down.


TJMBeav

The FED has bought almost all the new issuance for over a year. What planet do you inhabit? And the taper resulted in the infamous Taper Tantrum. Again. What planet?


Historical-Egg3243

I just gave you clear evidence that the buying of long term treasuries has increased, not decreased. Despite the fed decreasing their buying last month. if that's not enough for you i dunno what else to tell you.


TJMBeav

Do you know what taper means? They are soing to be done with it by March. I really don't get yoir point. Rates logically will go up with no taper and markets will drop accordingly. Right?


Historical-Egg3243

and yep, i would expect when rates go up next year there will be a dip, and then we'll go up again. but that's just guessing based on previous years, who knows really.


Historical-Egg3243

yes, tapering means they are reducing their monthly bond purchases. In march they will stop reducing their purchasing level. If there was no one buying bonds but the fed, we would expect yields to go up when they reduced their purchases.


PapayaOk8743

I was talking with a client yesterday who owns a large tire and rim biz. He said the problem is shipping, a container used to cost $3000 now cost $20,000 to $25k to get here. And the tire I need well one container can only hold 300 tires so do the math and see how much this adds to the price of a tire.


TJMBeav

Most people have no idea how much transportation really costs. It is astonishing. Way bigger number than labor. Counting transportation if inputs and outputs together and it was 40% of my costs two years ago.


HisWife00000

And this is how big stores will rule the world. Walmart probably has your tires in stock for only 8% more than last year.


ShitBagHolder

Looool 52.5% So this happened in the last month?


Rich265

That's right. November was +0.8% vs +0.6% the previous 3 months. That's a 33% acceleration in November. It's getting worse. Not better like Sleepy tells you. And, doesn't matter what I say. JPOW knows all this and is forced to act on it.


HisWife00000

Sleepy Joe might have been a decent president in a different era, but he's sucking at 2021. And doesn't have a Pence to actually make his job easier. Why can't we recall a president?


HisWife00000

This is the prob. Is J Powell really able to use his own judgment these days?


ShitBagHolder

Yeee Pump those numbers up big boy, we are just getting started. 2022 terror year for inflation


Rich265

You don't get it, [unprocessed good up 52%](https://www.bls.gov/charts/producer-price-index/intermediate-demand-unprocessed-goods-12-month-percent-change.htm). Then you have [processed goods up 26%](https://www.bls.gov/charts/producer-price-index/intermediate-demand-processed-goods-12-month-percent-change.htm). Then [services are up 8%](https://www.bls.gov/charts/producer-price-index/intermediate-demand-services-12-month-percent-change.htm). The [commodity goods up 14.9%](https://www.bls.gov/charts/producer-price-index/final-demand-goods-and-services-12-month-percent-change.htm). This is [where we are going](https://i.insider.com/5674037b2340f8b0008b6a66).


ShitBagHolder

So what does that final graph mean? you’re suggesting that the one-year will be higher than the 10-year soon? And then impending doom? Or


Gewoongary

So I bought the top on mid/small caps. Can we have a ivm run again ? Been almost a year of nonstop bleeding. “Just buy the dip” the fuck uou think I did this whole year


Historical-Egg3243

buying small caps b4 rates increases is incredibly risky. much safer to own large caps rn.


Gewoongary

well i fcking know now lol. one day we rise again


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I’m a bull and I admit I’m fck


Mikey_g2

Im a bear today and i admit fuk


JpowYellen3some

#7 HOURS AND 36 MINUTES UNTIL BUL R FUK!


Rich265

no, that's when they realize it. They already are.


Rich265

I think Fed is going to announce raising rates in order to curb irrational exuberance.


wvwvvwvvvw

Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s flat after fed, cucking both bulls and bears


Rich265

it's going to sink into the earth if he says anything bad


the_beast93112

No way given the wild swings we had recently


Extension_Savings141

Vix just keep creeping up fuck


PapayaOk8743

May b bull r fuk


Extension_Savings141

Just looked at futures there green and Vix is to smh


PapayaOk8743

I don’t think he will raise rates today but I think he will say it looks like he will have to raise them sooner than he thought he would and market will shit bricks


Extension_Savings141

Same I could just be over thinking it but he might start first of the year like January or February inflation is killing right now and they would rather tank the market a lil then fuck up the economy, they can always decrease rates and etc to get the market back up later on next year


Historical-Egg3243

all vix means is ppl are buying puts. obviously they are going to hedge b4 a major announcement.


HisWife00000

Pumping positivity. IF you aren't a broke ass MF tomorrow and the market crashes, what will you buy on sale. Asking for a friend.


Rich265

Nothing. This isn't the bottom.


ybnesman

AAPL or MSFT unless F goes way the fuck back down then I might open a pos there


HisWife00000

I'm holding F and tuning out. Longterm play with their EV's coming.


ybnesman

Smart F has a helluva future looks like


HisWife00000

Maybe it'll be down today. Will grab more and some Apple & Amazon. Then ride it until Feb.


Diamondhands4dagainz

Time with your mom


HisWife00000

She's free. Pull into your local Wendy's and pull around the back.


Timely_Explorer7977

plot twist: tomorrow is completely uneventful and stoic and i get IV crushed.


HisWife00000

Buying puts on a stoic market tomorrow. It's going to be a green or red bath.


ImAnonymous135

Miss circuit breakers


RandyChavage

A bear market just isn’t a bear market without a few circuit breakers


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Rich265

Well, it's all because the market caused a massive solvency crisis in 2008, so government decided to bail them out and turn it into a planned economy. We are done for.


trymesucka

Do you think we will crash or inverse


Rich265

yes, it will crash, and inverse whatever you buy


spreadsTrader

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trymesucka

I’m back from ban for calling bears rainbows


PapayaOk8743

What word u use?


HisWife00000

You never know what will trigger them.


trymesucka

It’s good to back


kstorm88

Serious?


spreadsTrader

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Rich265

GOOGL giving you 30 day paid leave for being unvax. Where can I sign up for a free vacation?


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Rich265

got a picture?


LivelyArid

yes i do know what it is


indigo_pirate

What time do we get the official gossip on Powell’s decisions


Justforpornytits

I can’t sleep waiting for the fed meeting. I’m just googling images of jpow


_anybody

if sun comes up spy comes up


LivelyArid

if my butthole stinks spy goes up


paradox60660

Still waiting on that $TSLA split. 🤣😂


pepesilviafromphilly

fucking Uber...get back to 60s.


LivelyArid

and make a profit


Timely_Explorer7977

have a long straddle on tsla, it can’t go tits up


LivelyArid

pls let us know how this turns out


Timely_Explorer7977

pretty uneventful. was down like $300 overall but closed one leg at a time and am now up around $500


LivelyArid

good job dude


ShupShupShup

What’s the play bulls ?


ImAnonymous135

Bankruptcy


kuprenx

pfizer. apple. there is if you look enough


DevilishJoe

On the bed in fetal position. Butt naked with a half empty bottle of single malt.


[deleted]

You mean malt liquor right?


avsurround

The brownest of the brown liquors. What? You want me to drink you rightnow?!


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and a JPOW doll with pins poised


LivelyArid

and that dumb game from harry potter


Gadshill

Quantitativeasing?


Rich265

cause it went from green to dump the last two nights, and today is the JPOW-calypse.


madrealworld

praying the market makers let us push AMC to 27 today.


Rich265

AMC is hurt by all this omicron talk, not some MM conspiracy.


madrealworld

i dont believe in conspiracies and thats not what i meant.


engapol123

Can we just rip the bandaid off growth stocks already, back-to-back red days since November.


Rich265

that implies its healing. There's nothing under the bandaid but an open wound.


BLOW_0

big green incoming


Rich265

nauseous?


Radiologer

This market has made my bull anus bleed


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FUCK TRAVELLING FOR WORK


Rich265

Fuck that shit. Work in Roblox.


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LivelyArid

that sucks man i hope you're okay


Radiologer

Are those chips good?


pasteypasty

WSB bearish can only me green dildos today


Rich265

Sorry, JPOW is in the bear camp now. He had a long hard night.