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VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/SuspiciousStuff3 (0/3) made a bet that AMZN would go to 3550.0 when it was 3431.6201 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.


medisco1

My prediction for 2022, selective Chinese stocks will do very well such as NIO and BABA. In addition to PYPL, QCOM, AKBA, AGRX and MRVL


KickBassColonyDrop

I took profit, so I got no moves left to play. At this point, I'm waiting to see if spy takes off with new years or as Q1 tends to be a rough in general, whether it'll dip hard and then I can buy the dip and run up for some gains again.


Full_Dirt5280

Whole market sucks not wasting anymore money on this. Major rigged


Neck-Old

My puts are fuked too, this market is bad for everyone


venti_cocaine_latte

Far otm puts or calls are dumb


jebus14

This some bullshit. Spy fuck your life!


jebus14

Lost all the gains I made last week in the span of 30minutes


Normal-Influence1247

[Closed this for nice 30% gain was scared AF, couldn’t sleep last night. Thanks Daddy musky](https://i.imgur.com/aeKTbOW.png)


baldwin987

I am in so much pain


Ancient_Ad9665

NVDA FTW


Gme1000

r/Steinhoff Do you know Steinhoff? It's the biggest comeback at the moment. 90.000 employees, some famous companies belong to it. Ready to take off. Have a look and it and tell it to your reddit buddies 🚀💎 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀


BlakeGriffinCC

fuck outta here


BurritoBurglar9000

Well this is less than ideal.


Gme1000

Tsla here we go, ready for take off 🚀


Gme1000

Could also have the name of space x


Walterthewood

What y'all think, should I buy a new graphics card with these inflated prices or wait, I have a 1060ti currently


DrSeuss19

Inflated prices aren’t going anywhere for years. Just like car prices. People were saying not to buy in 21 as prices were too high…. Now they’re like shit prices are going to continue up in 22. Basically just get what you want to get. Prices won’t be changing soon.


ybnesman

Im single handedly keeping TSLA green because i have never bout a share or opened a contract. I will stay clear


WANGHUNG22

You bought didn’t you?


ybnesman

Lol not yet. im seriously pulling for yall from the sidelines though


ybnesman

How did i miss The Knick? One god damn hell of a program


jonfromdelocated

One of the best shows to ever be cancelled


ybnesman

When they give him the cure for cocaine addiction and he just starts laughing hysterically. Then as the curtains come down it shows a bottle of liquid heroin on his bedside. Just wow


jonfromdelocated

Wait. That wasn’t the final moments of the final episode though?


ybnesman

End of season 1


lil_phil_42069

Today is Tsla 1150 kinda day


OSRSislifee

More like 1200 my friend


SolitaireyEgg

Futures lookin like shit


lil_phil_42069

Tsla will come back with more love ❤️


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Idk if I can stomach Tesla today .. feels like today is when most retards can probably afford the low expiry contract but you guys are making it hard lol are these bots?


slashrshot

when is SPY announcing a special dividend?


iyervikas81

pathetic volume on GME. need to see some more before i jump into calls. new ATH in feb like this year 🤔


ts2981

No.


SolitaireyEgg

Gme is trash And I'll get downvoted for saying that because a bunch of Europeans fell for that ape shit for some reason, and they are all here right now


BLOW_0

Rally Mode on


daenerbogson

Ummm. No.


ChiefSwampass

🐪🦶


ideletedmyaccount04

Hot steamy sexy with a model is over rated. Get a dog if you want to know True Love. $TSLA is above my cost basis and I am a fatso. .. Warcraft and sci-fi never went off the menu.


scoutswan

I’d fuck a model x though


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SolitaireyEgg

Coordinated pumping is illegal. Gonna pass your comment to the SEC.


BadFish918

Illegal for 10000 dummies with $1000, but not 1 dickhead with $10000000 🤔


SolitaireyEgg

Well 1 person can't really coordinate with himself can he big brain


Gewoongary

Suck your mum


Tom-Tom10

They are shorting Nio we should buy buy buy and destroy these companies like citadel! Nio is a great company!


expat31

I hope someone is regularly shitting on your face so you can remember to shut the fuck up


SolitaireyEgg

Shut the fuck up


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upsidedownbovine

I just had the most amazing dream. TSLA had just announced a $10B stock buy back.


Azguy303

Followed by a stock split?


chris1876Jp

Get in the 🚀🚀 for GME, FB, AMAZON, TSLA


DrSeuss19

One of those is not like the others. Fuck gme.


scoutswan

Why Gme


jlomohocob

So weird to see amzn spelled like you spelled it


chris1876Jp

Talk n Tex lol


aj6469

RBLX


DrSeuss19

Words.


SoaringAboveTrees

What do you think it's doing today


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SEARS


HotStockSlinger

I seriously thought John Madden has been dead for years


Puffinpelle

I hope someone got the number of that truck


Stupidnames04

Oh man, going through some old saved Reddit posts. 2 years ago (1.8) was some great times on this sub. I lost a lot of money on Del Taco calls.


upsidedownbovine

I lost a lot of underwater to Del Taco burritos


scoutswan

Hut8=enigma code


[deleted]

Are we officially in the second great depression?


josh198989

my portfolio definitely is


toosharp4c

So is spy going to 480 today or what


Remarkable-Ad5473

490🚀🚀🚀


SolitaireyEgg

Always inverse rocket emojis


upsidedownbovine

Yup


Remarkable-Ad5473

Anybody that needs tsla 1350 too?🚀🚀🚀


lil_phil_42069

It’s the Tsla love for me ❤️


EnginrA

I told my parents I was ga… and they were very supportive


ForestFyre

When are you going to introduce me?


EnginrA

I’m not ready for that yet


stockninja39

That's terrific bro


EnginrA

Thanks man I really appreciate it


tortoisepump

Your dad is a mod, that's why


I_Like_The_Stock79

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Kingdrip99

Welcome to the PLTR community ❤️


HerrJemine123

Nice premarket green for GME


PrettyFlyGuyStark

Bb calls two weeks out if you are retarded and wanna make money 💰


theratchad

Still recovering from earnings. Maybe I'll double down like a true retard.


Triplebeefy

I hope you guys had a wonderful Christmas ​ Heres a pic of my kids with santa - https://imgur.com/ltfwQXT


RequirementOk4967

Is Tesla smart to buy tomorrow ?


kstorm88

Why not today?


RequirementOk4967

I meant today my bad


ThefirstoneNS

50 50


VisualMod

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_chasingdabag_

If I’ve learned one thing on this sub, it’s that futures are fake and gay


Skychansky

TSLA TO ONE MILLION


spreadsTrader

when TSLA meets apes


Covid-survivor

SNDL


efittytree

Bruh


Covid-survivor

Gotta double up when you lose🦍


[deleted]

Hell no you cut losses quickly and take a small L before it becomes a big loss and liability


Poopnpunch

Dipping my toes into some deep ITM calendar spreads today...


iyervikas81

strongly feel that 2022 is going to be a chop fest and both bulls and bears gonna lose on options. i dont think MMs gonna let options print like in 2020/21. that party is over now.


MagicMikeX

Just trade the chop


Okchaz

pork chop?


telecommunicate

Listening to new podcast with papa musk- Gonna be edging myself till market open


Morex2000

Tesla gang gonna ejaculate all over everywhere today


venti_cocaine_latte

Puts is the play tomorrow before close…tsla about to take a steaming dump Friday


telecommunicate

I got amc gift cards for Christmas. Going to use one of those machines that gives you cash back and buying puts


InaneCalamity

Sell them to AMC cultists


magic_man019

[Tesla subsidiaries](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1318605/000156459021004599/tsla-ex211_15.htm) according to SEC


Rorsers

Pulling all my UK investments because I actually want some sweet gains. *This is a chance to prepare for future loss porn*


Pinkfinch

Can't blame you, that's a nice jump we've had!


owmyfingy

I got a Bidet for Christmas so my ass is always ready for a clean pounding


venti_cocaine_latte

Wise choice…in a sea of streaks, you’ll have the cleanest ass to gape


reedmw79

Calls on cortisone cream


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turdguy666

Don’t y’all got like tent cities full of homeless drug addicts everywhere tho?


plague__8

so does every american city


turdguy666

I mean yeah obviously but from what I’ve seen Seattle, Oregon, and Cali are like really fucking fucked.


plague__8

i live in LA and can confirm it is definitely fucked. pretty horrible place to live


cuddlypolarbear1

WEST SIDE! WEST SIDE! YOU KNOW WHO DA REALEST IS


MagicMikeX

Other then 6:30am market open.


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kstorm88

So you get like 2 hours of sleep?


MagicMikeX

I admire your constitution.


Black_magic_money

🦅


aramvula

I feel bad about burning money then come to this sub and see others have lost much more than me and it helps me feel fine and to load more into my account


Gme1000

There is just one way to TESLA's new ATH 🚀🚀


slagathor1425

Bought a GME call at the peak yesterday...


Investor-14197

See the positive, you are going to have an tax write off


new2thisthanks

tlry and hyln


OptionPx

Calls or puts?


new2thisthanks

shares idk how to do options


ToCommit

AAPL, vain bitches love them iPhones


[deleted]

Sell Tesla! Buy Tesla puts. Tesla is overvalued


Rorsers

I want to see some proof ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


diabeetis

we have captured your standard bearer TSLA bulls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Zedeal_Life440

Ok so i was travelling to spain tomorrow and booked evetything and talked to my dealer . I just tested positive🤡


venti_cocaine_latte

Just get on that plane…tell’em you bring freedom and democracy as gifts


_Right_Tackle_

Your dealer? Stop smuggling narcotics.


Zedeal_Life440

For personal consumption


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Okchaz

Stock market/real estate and finance type content makes way more, anything educational


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kstorm88

Dang, I have a vid with 21k views, how come i never got paid


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kstorm88

Sad. Maybe when I retire I could start a channel. I just never want my face online.


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kstorm88

I've got like 10 hours of footage of me building a diy wakesurf board, but didn't want to go through the work of editing it and making sure my face was hidden in all shots. I bet maybe some people would find that vid helpful or inspire them to make their own.


Remarkable-Ad5473

Let’s make a Reddit Chanel ??


LarryGlue

I feel like there’s going to be a major life changing event in 2022.


PrudentAd3789

Yes if you YOLO into TSLA 2022 leaps. Either broke or on you private jet by eoy


_Right_Tackle_

Probably a world war


slashrshot

Your wife's boyfriend will get you pregnant.


Hot-Bluebird3919

My wife says we just have to keep trying, while she watches. The jokes on her as I don’t swallow.


LarryGlue

Nostradamus? Is that you?


Brave_Conflict465

*Nostradumbass


venti_cocaine_latte

Nostracumass


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NOVA


dkrich

Daily reminder that aapl, nvda, tsla, amd, Internet coin, all put in blow off tops from beginning of October into November and are in the midst of a massive reversal. Don’t believe the hype. Last week was almost textbook bear market rally in those stocks. If they don’t bounce nicely today and hold they are going much lower. 🌈 🐻


mysuruhuduga

Stop talking 🗑, tesla is growing at more than 50%, if they can hold this next year they will around 100 p.e gradually that number wil reduce Tsla cybertruck, New battery cells, 25k car so many catalyst, it will do good. Stop being 🌈 & fuck your puts


MagicMikeX

Is the cyber truck going to come out? I placed my pre-order when I was still working in an office...


_Right_Tackle_

We see what we want to see, don’t we? “Bear market reversal” while the indexes are at ATH. Tell me more. Too dumb to understand that bear market reversal and all time high are literally mutually exclusive. They cannot coexist. Last weeks reversal was a recovery bounce from extremely oversold conditions. You are unironically fucking retarded.


dkrich

We do indeed see what we want. How many of those stocks I listed are at ATHs? Zero. But let’s focus on SPY instead because that fits the narrative we want to believe


_Right_Tackle_

One narrative is real and one is a figment of imagination. Reality: we are at all time highs and nowhere near a correction (-10%) much less a bear market (-20%)


GenTelGuy

Buttcoin and tsla were always bubbles through and through, aapl/nvda/amd are at least more legit though


dkrich

Agreed but I’m just talking about the technicals and price movement. Nvda going from $200 to $350 in six weeks isn’t fundamentals. Don’t think it’s going to zero but do think a massive reversal in the coming weeks to the $200-$250 range is definitely possible


EchoMirror

I'd at least expect some downward movement on thursday. Not confident enough to buy puts though.


bigbiznek

My day: 1) Open trading app 2) Cry 3) Repeat in 5 minutes