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HisWife00000

What are your thought on tomorrow, really.


HisWife00000

Do any of you pre-marketers actually have to get up for work or with kids in the morning? Or, like me bed around 5am after premarket, get kids up at 6am, back to bed, get up for carpool, quick nap, dinner and repeat. I need a life coach.


KilltheK02

If we lose 450 then it's gonna be Armageddon


be_o3

I have China virus and the cough suckssssssssssssssss


HisWife00000

How can we device our own virus (not another corova virus) and drop on him? Or load in up in cargo ships retuning to thier docks in China.


HisWife00000

Me too. Feels like Xi has personally assaulted me.


hypeaze

Made up my losses from last year thanks to 🥭. Not a political person but I miss the 3am China talks going well type tweets.


HisWife00000

What did a strawberry do for you? Or is that a stoned mango?


cococleo

Spy 451 looks more possible each and every second 😍


vegaseller

people thinking this market is bearish weren't even around in march 2020 ​ that was the last time S&P broke its 100 DMA


chewks

facts. still a bull market, and we gonna moon soon.


AblePatriot

Power Pounding Hour NOW


HisWife00000

DWAC is on a run. Figures I'm only watching it and didn't get in on it.


Stonkslut111

Baby are you dow dow dow DOWNNN DOWNNN


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Stonkslut111

Yes I am. These bags are heavy my friend


androidfig

My plan is to get fucked again but harder than ever. SQQQ


HisWife00000

DP for you.


ExpressPassion9255

I sold bbig don’t bag hold it now fellas


HisWife00000

Got out earlier today.


SteveStacks

Went from revaluating my life choices to BER FUKKKK before noon.


hardcore_softie

TSLA might as well be Atlas with how it's single handedly holding up indexes


whitemonkreturns

DWAC dese nuts


HisWife00000

whether I support the man or not, I believe he'll get his platform up and running. Could pump hard as big announcements come out. Have you been to r/DWAC ? I suspect most of those supporters were there Jan 6th. Oh well, I'm just Watching for a good dip.


_hi_

Lmao tsla is up? That shit is going nuke one minute after it’s earnings report.


ktempo

make a banbet then pussy


_hi_

I have TSLA puts out to March, banbets are for broke boys. Are you a broke boy?


ktempo

100%


hardcore_softie

Just heard my friend's cousin sold ATVI calls last Friday for +$600. Could have sold them at market open today for +$88k


JingleBalls19

What kind of dumb fuck sells ATVI calls right before they were about to pop.


St8Troopa

Roblox next


hardcore_softie

If you knew about this pop, I need you to make picks for me please


ElonILov3you

What a retard


hardcore_softie

Dude if you knew ATVI was going to get bought by MSFT and jump 40% during a sea of red, please start giving me more callouts


AndyM134

Shares down 15%, Covered Calls up 85% ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4266)


chinqyyy

tesla about to go green lol


AndyM134

Just keep averaging down boys ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4270)


chinqyyy

Amc to the moooooon Jk yall fucked


uncleben369

Am I retarded if I think it's gonna slightly recover around lunch time?


gmo_patrol

How is DWAC the only thing up lol. Can't believe I'm making money on this


AblePatriot

Because Trump will save us from the NWO and financial Armageddon in 2024.


ExpressPassion9255

Uh heard of bbig lol


Designer_Ad_3664

xom is having a great little day


ThePeoplesHedgeFund

Down dow down dow


tonymillergmail

Don’t invest with a group of people that promise to be behind you no matter what. When they say bought more, we already own it all, that’s code word for they have you bent over and are about to …. Rely on yourself.


tonymillergmail

I feel bad for those who came here for advice and listened to apes saying they owned every single traded share and that they never sell. Because there are a lot of sellers. Millions of liars I guess.


Redditralpf

how did [this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) know about the ATVI news months ago? hmmm


Arkanian410

Surely the FTC would find this interesting


HugeBeaverGuy

Do you think ETSY is a good play now ?


turbomandy

Looking for more solid reddit DD so I can lose more money, looking for a friend.


hgfggt

🛢🚀🚀⚪ OXY


hardcore_softie

ATVI pumping just under 40% off MSFT acquisition news and still slightly negative on the year. I wonder how many people sold for a loss during the downtrend who would be green now


hardcore_softie

Too many people have been watching The Big Short and Margin Call and it infected the markets


michelepiserchia

i didn't see that buyout coming MSFT


Fuck8r_cz

All in GME


Likezoinks305

BAN


HugeBeaverGuy

Is etsy a good play ? Its so low


hardcore_softie

Why did no one tell me MSFT was moving to buy ATVI last Friday? At least this might possibly help CoD (not holding my breath on that one though)


ashimkus22

MSFT gonna fall under 300 yikes


LivingstonGoeland

How high do you expect DWAC to go today?


Rich_Chapter5641

It’s going to run all week- look at the news


HisWife00000

What news?


Likezoinks305

There’s non news


dannydicko

Woooow I have 35 ATVI $70c for Friday I bought in August. 😏😏😏😏 edit I didn’t sell thank fuk


Likezoinks305

Lemme see that gain porn


lamabaronvonawesome

ding ding ding!


Spectacl323

Why didn't anybody tell us to buy ATVI calls


RegularDailyMF

Just buy Tesla or HSBC Tesla Long 128,73x 😉


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chainerection

Wtf ATVI


hardcore_softie

And the Tiger King thought HE was never going to financially recover just because a low level employee fucked around and got their arm bitten off


1PNWnoob

Where those atvi calls at?


hardcore_softie

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT NANCY'S PLAYS ARE


St8Troopa

Waiting for roblox to get bought out by meta


hardcore_softie

I wonder how much it would pop off if that happened


St8Troopa

Enough to make pelosi a billionaire


hardcore_softie

As if she and her husband need the extra money. Fuck politicians trading. Such an obvious conflict of interest, but the only ones who can change this are the ones making bank from it


lamabaronvonawesome

She bought 10,000 ATVI calls last week.


hardcore_softie

Oh my god please tell me you're joking


gmo_patrol

He is.


lamabaronvonawesome

joking


hardcore_softie

Until her filings come out next week lol


Cynicallyoptimistik

They down too, shits pretty fucked, Disney Roblox crowd strike,


Adimensional

what expiry and moneyness did she pick?


Cynicallyoptimistik

No idea, I understood it as just being shares


hardcore_softie

She and her husband like to do deep ITM leaps. No idea about specifics on any of these though


HugeBeaverGuy

Is ETSY a good play now ? Its down soo much


ostentatiousbro

Yes


detroitbaby12

Rivian Poots


CSStudent15

QQQ FD calls easy money


Yohsiph

TQQQ if you believe in yourself.


ShinyPants45

Forgot I had call credit spreads expiring today


Ok-Bread-5668

I feel really bad for bulls!!!!!!


chavingia

FUBO PUTS


Hairy-Boysenberry-74

Moooo MOOOOOOOO BULLLLLLLL BULLLLL BULLLL


Hairy-Boysenberry-74

looks like the bulls are hibernating....


hardcore_softie

So much shit tanking, yet fucking DWAC still looking like it's gonna keep running


lamabaronvonawesome

Good time for poots


hardcore_softie

That's what people were saying when it was in the low $60s. Good luck. I have no idea what that thing is gonna do


lamabaronvonawesome

I would do leaps but they would have to expire after the election 2024. If he lives that long and loses, $$$$


diggin-the-doge

When will Alex Jones be back? What an entertainer!


Usedillusion7

Easier ways to tell the sub you’re a gullible dumb incel no?


ShinyPants45

Fuck you for asking


hardcore_softie

Oil still looks like it's moving at least


Kalelofindiana

CVE


hardcore_softie

Yeah, oil and most of the energy sector has been ripping for at least the last month


Kalelofindiana

I think it has farther to go


hardcore_softie

Oil just hit a 7 year high, and I don't mean to sound like a callous dick but all this invasion talk from Russia is only going to help with this run


hgfggt

A lot to do with the volcano that just erupted too. Eruptions of that dive lower global temperatures for a year or two by putting massive amounts of sulfides in the upper atmosphere. Lower temps mean higher oil and natty gas prices.


hardcore_softie

I didn't even think about that but you're right. That's some 4d chess right there


jeffynihao

I don't even know how to invest in oil. USO fucked me up


hardcore_softie

Oh shit, USO did do a nice little dive in November, but now it's at a 1 year high. CVE, RDS, XOM, COP, and others have all been ripping.


borkathons

Imagine not owning oil right now.


hardcore_softie

My mom just started investing last spring. I told her oil can be a good hedge against tech, but that was it. On her own, she bought COP in the $50s. All my tech suggestions for her (MSFT, GOOG, AAPL, NVDA) are starting to look dumb compared to oil plays


borkathons

Those big boy tech names will bounce back mid year. Hopefully she bought shares.


Working-Form1858

BABA getting hammered


TechniCruller

Oof


hardcore_softie

AMC down 41.6% on the five year chart


hullaballoonist

Market cap is still way up. Long way down to go


hardcore_softie

Yep. I'm sure there will be random pops on the rest of the way down just like pretty much anything else on a downtrend, but I no way she's done dropping yet


hardcore_softie

When you guys said this game was all about Lambos or food stamps, I guess I just didn't realize how serious y'all were being


lamabaronvonawesome

Lots of folks think it’s a joke! Then they learn.


hardcore_softie

Sooner or later, they always learn


hardcore_softie

SPY just reminiscing about last Halloween, no big deal


hardcore_softie

Burry with charts on one screen, The Big Short playing on the other, masturbating furiously to both


mdandrea11

Aren’t we all?


hardcore_softie

I gotta rehydrate and have a smoke right now, but I'll be right back at it in a bit


hardcore_softie

I knew I should have sold off everything and put it all into meth


UsuallylurknotToday

fear not gents. Futes going green tiiiickkkk by tick. tickkkk by tick.


Hairy-Boysenberry-74

it's a classic bull trap


GrumpAzz

ALRIGHT. Everybody HANDS UP. This is a stick-up!


hardcore_softie

RBLX heading back to IPO price, yikes


HugeBeaverGuy

Is ETSY a viable play ?


hardcore_softie

Going in heavy on edibles during a big Christmas sale might have been the smartest financial decision of my entire life


lamabaronvonawesome

I make my own. They are the bomb. Have a buddy who is a licensed grower and doesn’t have time to process his trim. So every few months I head over and make oil from it. I keep half he keeps half. Then make edibles!


hardcore_softie

That is the way right there. A grower who doesn't have time to process his trim is a good friend to have.


lamabaronvonawesome

It seriously is just gonna go bad so we both win. We joke that we throw shit in the garbage that would make a teenage stoner cry.


hardcore_softie

Oh yeah, I've been in similar situations before. Once I trimmed for my buddy for an entire outdoor harvest and he sent me home with two Solo cups absolutely filled with kief because he just didn't know what else to do for it. Gotten lots of trim for making edibles too. It's crazy how much you can get from a plant besides just the buds


lamabaronvonawesome

yep


TyTakeProfitz

Jesus wtf loosing money once again


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UsuallylurknotToday

What mandates?! I need to know where you live? East Berlin? I live in a blue state and nobody wears a mask or stays at home. Please tell me what dystopian world you pretend to live in so I can try to empathize with you drama queens. God damn.


Scancee

That's not even east Berlin but all of Germany literally right now. All people think of and live by is Covid... God I need to leave...


BorisYeltzen

Australia mate. Can't work or travel interstate, can't go to retail shops without the jab.


UsuallylurknotToday

So just get the shot?..


BHanSW

I have to wear a mask everywhere I go still


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Redditralpf

I am treated *exactly* like a Uighur! And it breaks my heart that Chamath doesn't care about me!


BHanSW

Hell no. Who tf said that?


UsuallylurknotToday

Where?


BHanSW

Las Vegas


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BHanSW

Yes.


UsuallylurknotToday

Makes sense to me since it’s an international hub with a heavy tourist base from east Asia. I’m guessing it’s individual businesses who are requiring that and not a legally binding mandate or law of some sorts though.


BHanSW

Also, it would make sense if we were all wearing N95’s but of course we aren’t. The surgical masks and cloth masks have been shown to be completely ineffective with the omicron variant. So really it makes no sense at all.


BHanSW

It’s mandated by the governor. Businesses who don’t enforce it will be fined.


hullaballoonist

If he was really ride or die, he would’ve died from refusing the measles shot as a toddler


GrumpAzz

He said Israel but then he said be right back. Maybe he's checking his notes.


UsuallylurknotToday

i think he's just talking about israel not actually there.


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lamabaronvonawesome

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Working-Form1858

AMC and GME in shambles 😂 😆 😝


TendiesForTheBoys

Yawn…. What is this?!? A dip for ants?!? We need a dip at least THREE times this big!!


lamabaronvonawesome

That’s called a correction sir, and may I take your order.


GrumpAzz

#DIP


tldamico

I really need to do a better job identifying potential plays prior to market open instead of reading WSB...


lamabaronvonawesome

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)