Do any of you pre-marketers actually have to get up for work or with kids in the morning? Or, like me bed around 5am after premarket, get kids up at 6am, back to bed, get up for carpool, quick nap, dinner and repeat. I need a life coach.
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whether I support the man or not, I believe he'll get his platform up and running. Could pump hard as big announcements come out. Have you been to r/DWAC ?
I suspect most of those supporters were there Jan 6th. Oh well, I'm just Watching for a good dip.
Don’t invest with a group of people that promise to be behind you no matter what. When they say bought more, we already own it all, that’s code word for they have you bent over and are about to …. Rely on yourself.
I feel bad for those who came here for advice and listened to apes saying they owned every single traded share and that they never sell. Because there are a lot of sellers. Millions of liars I guess.
ATVI pumping just under 40% off MSFT acquisition news and still slightly negative on the year. I wonder how many people sold for a loss during the downtrend who would be green now
As if she and her husband need the extra money. Fuck politicians trading. Such an obvious conflict of interest, but the only ones who can change this are the ones making bank from it
A lot to do with the volcano that just erupted too. Eruptions of that dive lower global temperatures for a year or two by putting massive amounts of sulfides in the upper atmosphere. Lower temps mean higher oil and natty gas prices.
My mom just started investing last spring. I told her oil can be a good hedge against tech, but that was it. On her own, she bought COP in the $50s. All my tech suggestions for her (MSFT, GOOG, AAPL, NVDA) are starting to look dumb compared to oil plays
Yep. I'm sure there will be random pops on the rest of the way down just like pretty much anything else on a downtrend, but I no way she's done dropping yet
I make my own. They are the bomb. Have a buddy who is a licensed grower and doesn’t have time to process his trim. So every few months I head over and make oil from it. I keep half he keeps half. Then make edibles!
Oh yeah, I've been in similar situations before. Once I trimmed for my buddy for an entire outdoor harvest and he sent me home with two Solo cups absolutely filled with kief because he just didn't know what else to do for it. Gotten lots of trim for making edibles too. It's crazy how much you can get from a plant besides just the buds
What mandates?! I need to know where you live? East Berlin? I live in a blue state and nobody wears a mask or stays at home. Please tell me what dystopian world you pretend to live in so I can try to empathize with you drama queens. God damn.
Makes sense to me since it’s an international hub with a heavy tourist base from east Asia. I’m guessing it’s individual businesses who are requiring that and not a legally binding mandate or law of some sorts though.
Also, it would make sense if we were all wearing N95’s but of course we aren’t. The surgical masks and cloth masks have been shown to be completely ineffective with the omicron variant. So really it makes no sense at all.
What are your thought on tomorrow, really.
Do any of you pre-marketers actually have to get up for work or with kids in the morning? Or, like me bed around 5am after premarket, get kids up at 6am, back to bed, get up for carpool, quick nap, dinner and repeat. I need a life coach.
If we lose 450 then it's gonna be Armageddon
I have China virus and the cough suckssssssssssssssss
How can we device our own virus (not another corova virus) and drop on him? Or load in up in cargo ships retuning to thier docks in China.
Me too. Feels like Xi has personally assaulted me.
Made up my losses from last year thanks to 🥭. Not a political person but I miss the 3am China talks going well type tweets.
What did a strawberry do for you? Or is that a stoned mango?
Spy 451 looks more possible each and every second 😍
people thinking this market is bearish weren't even around in march 2020 that was the last time S&P broke its 100 DMA
facts. still a bull market, and we gonna moon soon.
Power Pounding Hour NOW
DWAC is on a run. Figures I'm only watching it and didn't get in on it.
Baby are you dow dow dow DOWNNN DOWNNN
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Yes I am. These bags are heavy my friend
My plan is to get fucked again but harder than ever. SQQQ
DP for you.
I sold bbig don’t bag hold it now fellas
Got out earlier today.
Went from revaluating my life choices to BER FUKKKK before noon.
TSLA might as well be Atlas with how it's single handedly holding up indexes
DWAC dese nuts
whether I support the man or not, I believe he'll get his platform up and running. Could pump hard as big announcements come out. Have you been to r/DWAC ? I suspect most of those supporters were there Jan 6th. Oh well, I'm just Watching for a good dip.
Lmao tsla is up? That shit is going nuke one minute after it’s earnings report.
make a banbet then pussy
I have TSLA puts out to March, banbets are for broke boys. Are you a broke boy?
100%
Just heard my friend's cousin sold ATVI calls last Friday for +$600. Could have sold them at market open today for +$88k
What kind of dumb fuck sells ATVI calls right before they were about to pop.
Roblox next
If you knew about this pop, I need you to make picks for me please
What a retard
Dude if you knew ATVI was going to get bought by MSFT and jump 40% during a sea of red, please start giving me more callouts
Shares down 15%, Covered Calls up 85% 
tesla about to go green lol
Just keep averaging down boys 
Amc to the moooooon Jk yall fucked
Am I retarded if I think it's gonna slightly recover around lunch time?
How is DWAC the only thing up lol. Can't believe I'm making money on this
Because Trump will save us from the NWO and financial Armageddon in 2024.
Uh heard of bbig lol
xom is having a great little day
Down dow down dow
Don’t invest with a group of people that promise to be behind you no matter what. When they say bought more, we already own it all, that’s code word for they have you bent over and are about to …. Rely on yourself.
I feel bad for those who came here for advice and listened to apes saying they owned every single traded share and that they never sell. Because there are a lot of sellers. Millions of liars I guess.
how did [this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) know about the ATVI news months ago? hmmm
Surely the FTC would find this interesting
Do you think ETSY is a good play now ?
Looking for more solid reddit DD so I can lose more money, looking for a friend.
🛢🚀🚀⚪ OXY
ATVI pumping just under 40% off MSFT acquisition news and still slightly negative on the year. I wonder how many people sold for a loss during the downtrend who would be green now
Too many people have been watching The Big Short and Margin Call and it infected the markets
i didn't see that buyout coming MSFT
All in GME
BAN
Is etsy a good play ? Its so low
Why did no one tell me MSFT was moving to buy ATVI last Friday? At least this might possibly help CoD (not holding my breath on that one though)
MSFT gonna fall under 300 yikes
How high do you expect DWAC to go today?
It’s going to run all week- look at the news
What news?
There’s non news
Woooow I have 35 ATVI $70c for Friday I bought in August. 😏😏😏😏 edit I didn’t sell thank fuk
Lemme see that gain porn
ding ding ding!
Why didn't anybody tell us to buy ATVI calls
Just buy Tesla or HSBC Tesla Long 128,73x 😉
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Wtf ATVI
And the Tiger King thought HE was never going to financially recover just because a low level employee fucked around and got their arm bitten off
Where those atvi calls at?
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT NANCY'S PLAYS ARE
Waiting for roblox to get bought out by meta
I wonder how much it would pop off if that happened
Enough to make pelosi a billionaire
As if she and her husband need the extra money. Fuck politicians trading. Such an obvious conflict of interest, but the only ones who can change this are the ones making bank from it
She bought 10,000 ATVI calls last week.
Oh my god please tell me you're joking
He is.
joking
Until her filings come out next week lol
They down too, shits pretty fucked, Disney Roblox crowd strike,
what expiry and moneyness did she pick?
No idea, I understood it as just being shares
She and her husband like to do deep ITM leaps. No idea about specifics on any of these though
Is ETSY a good play now ? Its down soo much
Yes
Rivian Poots
QQQ FD calls easy money
TQQQ if you believe in yourself.
Forgot I had call credit spreads expiring today
I feel really bad for bulls!!!!!!
FUBO PUTS
Moooo MOOOOOOOO BULLLLLLLL BULLLLL BULLLL
looks like the bulls are hibernating....
So much shit tanking, yet fucking DWAC still looking like it's gonna keep running
Good time for poots
That's what people were saying when it was in the low $60s. Good luck. I have no idea what that thing is gonna do
I would do leaps but they would have to expire after the election 2024. If he lives that long and loses, $$$$
When will Alex Jones be back? What an entertainer!
Easier ways to tell the sub you’re a gullible dumb incel no?
Fuck you for asking
Oil still looks like it's moving at least
CVE
Yeah, oil and most of the energy sector has been ripping for at least the last month
I think it has farther to go
Oil just hit a 7 year high, and I don't mean to sound like a callous dick but all this invasion talk from Russia is only going to help with this run
A lot to do with the volcano that just erupted too. Eruptions of that dive lower global temperatures for a year or two by putting massive amounts of sulfides in the upper atmosphere. Lower temps mean higher oil and natty gas prices.
I didn't even think about that but you're right. That's some 4d chess right there
I don't even know how to invest in oil. USO fucked me up
Oh shit, USO did do a nice little dive in November, but now it's at a 1 year high. CVE, RDS, XOM, COP, and others have all been ripping.
Imagine not owning oil right now.
My mom just started investing last spring. I told her oil can be a good hedge against tech, but that was it. On her own, she bought COP in the $50s. All my tech suggestions for her (MSFT, GOOG, AAPL, NVDA) are starting to look dumb compared to oil plays
Those big boy tech names will bounce back mid year. Hopefully she bought shares.
BABA getting hammered
Oof
AMC down 41.6% on the five year chart
Market cap is still way up. Long way down to go
Yep. I'm sure there will be random pops on the rest of the way down just like pretty much anything else on a downtrend, but I no way she's done dropping yet
When you guys said this game was all about Lambos or food stamps, I guess I just didn't realize how serious y'all were being
Lots of folks think it’s a joke! Then they learn.
Sooner or later, they always learn
SPY just reminiscing about last Halloween, no big deal
Burry with charts on one screen, The Big Short playing on the other, masturbating furiously to both
Aren’t we all?
I gotta rehydrate and have a smoke right now, but I'll be right back at it in a bit
I knew I should have sold off everything and put it all into meth
fear not gents. Futes going green tiiiickkkk by tick. tickkkk by tick.
it's a classic bull trap
ALRIGHT. Everybody HANDS UP. This is a stick-up!
RBLX heading back to IPO price, yikes
Is ETSY a viable play ?
Going in heavy on edibles during a big Christmas sale might have been the smartest financial decision of my entire life
I make my own. They are the bomb. Have a buddy who is a licensed grower and doesn’t have time to process his trim. So every few months I head over and make oil from it. I keep half he keeps half. Then make edibles!
That is the way right there. A grower who doesn't have time to process his trim is a good friend to have.
It seriously is just gonna go bad so we both win. We joke that we throw shit in the garbage that would make a teenage stoner cry.
Oh yeah, I've been in similar situations before. Once I trimmed for my buddy for an entire outdoor harvest and he sent me home with two Solo cups absolutely filled with kief because he just didn't know what else to do for it. Gotten lots of trim for making edibles too. It's crazy how much you can get from a plant besides just the buds
yep
Jesus wtf loosing money once again
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What mandates?! I need to know where you live? East Berlin? I live in a blue state and nobody wears a mask or stays at home. Please tell me what dystopian world you pretend to live in so I can try to empathize with you drama queens. God damn.
That's not even east Berlin but all of Germany literally right now. All people think of and live by is Covid... God I need to leave...
Australia mate. Can't work or travel interstate, can't go to retail shops without the jab.
So just get the shot?..
I have to wear a mask everywhere I go still
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I am treated *exactly* like a Uighur! And it breaks my heart that Chamath doesn't care about me!
Hell no. Who tf said that?
Where?
Las Vegas
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Yes.
Makes sense to me since it’s an international hub with a heavy tourist base from east Asia. I’m guessing it’s individual businesses who are requiring that and not a legally binding mandate or law of some sorts though.
Also, it would make sense if we were all wearing N95’s but of course we aren’t. The surgical masks and cloth masks have been shown to be completely ineffective with the omicron variant. So really it makes no sense at all.
It’s mandated by the governor. Businesses who don’t enforce it will be fined.
If he was really ride or die, he would’ve died from refusing the measles shot as a toddler
He said Israel but then he said be right back. Maybe he's checking his notes.
i think he's just talking about israel not actually there.
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AMC and GME in shambles 😂 😆 😝
Yawn…. What is this?!? A dip for ants?!? We need a dip at least THREE times this big!!
That’s called a correction sir, and may I take your order.
#DIP
I really need to do a better job identifying potential plays prior to market open instead of reading WSB...
