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jesperbj

This giveaway has been verified by the moderators.


LMurtaugh

You’ve mistaken the stars reflected on the surface of the lake at night for the heavens.


SummerGoal

You mistook the stars reflected in a pond at night for the sky. Well, I shall see you later. One of my favorite passages from the entire series


delusionalKaptan99

One of mine as well


Secure-Standard

That is such a great line


[deleted]

[удалено]


Status_Mail7024

I always took it as a "You fail to see the bigger picture" type of thing. Potentially with an added "you're so focused on irrelevant things that you think matter"


fvhvyy

Or believing you can attain the unattainable.


nacke11

I literally just read that... what the fuck 😂


CaptainHedgehog

I absolutely love this quote, it's so elegant and insulting at the same time.


MagicMoocher

I hope Geralt bot wins it


altxatu

Holy fuck, that’s be amazing. I wonder now if any bots have won in the past


Alpinemachine

there has to have been atleast 1


Salt-Middle8799

I think even multiple lmao


dindumufflin

becomes sentient and shit talks us


Jlo209

Or Jaskier bot.


StrangeExpression481

I'm sorry...there's a Jaskier bot? That's amazing!


jaskier-bot

[🎵 Toss a coin to your witcher... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)


R3dIsMyFav

Ask and ye shall receive hahah


MrSprinkleturds

If the bot wins that would be a purple bison with stripes.


timgfx

Winds howling


Tis_the_seasons

Looks like rain


nmn14k

What now you piece of filth?!


Deviantwhisper

Lost your nerve?


WalkedUphillBothWays

A place of power…it’s gotta be


MildlyMediocreMint

Medallion's humming


N00b5lay3r

That stench...


Smart_Gacko

(to human) How do you like that silver?


M0RNINGSTAR_666

Damn you're ugly!


Vanndrea

Fuck!


Apart_Maintenance611

My fury is a thing to behold.


shadowdash66

How do you like that silver?


not_RangeRocket5453

A storm, dammit


Thatoneguy101025

How about a few rounds of Gwent?


Arti380

Let's get this over with.


hippos536

Damn, you're ugly


Ci_Elpol

Don't know why, but one of my favorite things he randomly says in game. That and him purring at roach.


Zyder777

hmmm.....


lotrandwho

LE LE LEEE LE LE LE LE LEEEE LE LE LE LEEEE


krtr5

Banana Tiger!


off_brand_white_wolf

Banana tiii-iiger!


orbzism

I invoke the law of surprise


1342EW

I'll see your invoke and raise you for a round of Gwent.


LexieStark

Always itching for a round of Gwent


Seaturt1

Did someone say Gwent?


Fancy_Cat3571

*licks lips* Gwent?


iseebirds

Herbs schmerbs... How 'bout a round of gwent?


Ek0roshia

Did someone say gwent?


notice2vacate

I’m fairly confident that someone did indeed mention a round of Gwent! Hold on, I need to go win a random boxing match in this strange chain of public fight club events but once I finish pummeling some guy I will be back to lose a bunch of money!


Alegon_the_1st

Nice lmao


DietSnapple9

(Hmms in Geralt)


Bristol_man

The law of surprise can go fuck it... Fuck


master_dandelion

Lumos


ll-Ascendant-ll

Wrong series, Frodo.


cassatta

Wrong Frodo, Potter


when_4_word_do_trick

You're a jedi, Picard.


Apart_Maintenance611

wrong pot, er


Ganmor_Denlay

Place of power, it’s gotta be.


nmn14k

“My name is Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach and I am not a Nilfgaardian.”


ARandomTopHat

"You killed my father. Prepare to die."


TattedGuapo

Damn it, exactly what I was about to say lol


Jazzinarium

"You raped my sister. You murdered her. You killed her children."


[deleted]

“I am Moana of Motunui…”


bpcprime

You will board my boat, sail across the seas and restore the heart of Te Fiti.


[deleted]

Except when portrayed in Netflix TV shows.


TunnanHippo

Im from Vicovaro!


grizz2211

Put the baby in the oven.


Midnight28Rider

That's one method...


BrbnDrnkr

I also choose this guy's baby.


EliBoosting

Sometimes there’s monsters. Sometimes there’s merch. Rarely both. That’s the life.


SpiritInTheNight_

Hmm raffle of power, gotta be


Pheniox89

Lambert, Lambert, what a prick


Warnich13

Toss some merch to your Witcher


whupsIwasWrong

Toss a coin to your Mercher


jaskier-bot

[🎵 O' valley of plenty... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)


WickedxRaven

Good bot


-Vogie-

How I tossed a coin to your mother


Bigslil816

You smell wonderful at this funeral


hot_cereal

Got their arses whipped like a Novigrad…


off_brand_white_wolf

…horse


bpa61

uma uma ummmaa uma ma uma ma ma uma


brealzebub

Best character ever


ScevXM

pam pa ram pam pam pa ram pam pa ram


BadTasteAlien

Angouleme my girl


OnyxGhost6

"If I Have To Choose Between One Evil And Another, Then I Prefer Not To Choose At All."


Chi3fHwk

Like Neal Peart used to say. 'If you chose not to decide, you still have made a choice'


[deleted]

There wasn’t a Witcher merch giveaway in the books , this is completely unacceptable and makes the show literally unwatchable. It’s like you’ve never even seen a Witcher book in your life, this post is nothing like the books


JBS676

Lol


juintel

Lmaoooo should totally win


rycbarm2021

I hope you win.


tamelycliches

Evil is evil...lesser...greater...middling...makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all.


Idan677

Fuck


geralt-bot

Fuck...


Johnysh

Well holy hell, good luck to everyone and thank you for this giveaway.


greek-gyro

Lilac and gooseberries


NYJetLegendEdReed

Commenting because this would be sweet. Good luck all


[deleted]

What KIND of merch? Like random stuff equaling $100? Or one big $100 item, like a Witcher sword?


paradiddleotamus

Depends on what dialogue options you picked...


New-Organization-864

It looks like rain ☔️


cadethegreat

Wind's howling...


BABAYAGA53021

Roach knows the way.


DFuel

Finally something that sounds honest. Now that's how you get a subscriber.


Rick_liner

I hate portals


adomelo99

Is mayonnaise an instrument?


Jigglerman

Hmmm, fuck


Gustlic_Whoy

Witchers have layers like onions


Lawlcopt0r

It's honestly unreal how much the Witcher and Shrek have the same vibe


Dash8833

Does that the bard a donkey?


wongonsomanylvls

Or Cake!


That-Grim-Reaper

Holy shit, 2 hours and already 3k comments? Good luck everyone! And thanks for the giveaway


Rhandorscius

Fuck


geralt-bot

Fuck...


bot_goodbot_bot

good bot ^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)


stevypage

Good bot


PokeGod-Arceus

hmmmm


geralt-bot

^Hmm.


jaskier-bot

Are you following me, you scamp?


buuuv

Wind‘s howling


schoute

How about a round of gwent?


MaathFaseli

*nods*


saad_maan-11

I, uh... brought you apple juice


trippelek

gavella glan


Alphaetho3

Lemme take a look at your wares


[deleted]

A place of power, it’s gotta be


DarthCreampie

Does this giveaway include a complimentary session for the trial of the grasses?


PM_me_rad_things

Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.


CreativeGinger98

Look at how they massacred my boy.......eskel


Der_Zaske

Toss a coin to your witcher fan


jaskier-bot

[🎵 O' valley of plenty... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)


Traditional_Way1052

OMG someone made this hahaha


Jeep-RN

I would like the merch to recruit new people to this wonderful fantasy universe. Alter of Geralt, so to speak.


Jed566

Thanks for doing this!


MASunderc0ver

I mean I might as well try!


AdSuspicious3359

Axii


Jk_Shockwave

Eskel was done dirty


PiorkoZCzapkiJaskra

Bzudra. A do tego nie do rymu. Wszystkie pryzwoite przepowiednie są do rymu.


r_chudek

Hmmmm


geralt-bot

Hmmm.


jaskier-bot

Are you following me, you scamp?


BardicInnovation

Oh wow, this is pretty awesome.


PVT_HarryJohnson

How you like that silver?


diondororo

Some kindness in these dark times


OwlfaceFrank

Anyone up for a round of gwent?


emiisabm

[Nods silently]


SerParzival

Thanks for doing this :)


M_I_C_H_L

Thank you! Edit: I received my price. Thanks again!


millions

Congratulations, you won! Do you have Cash App, Venmo, or PayPal?


M_I_C_H_L

Wohooo! Thank you! First time for me to win something on the interwebs. :) Yes, i have PayPal. Where should i send the information to?


millions

Woo hoo! Congrats, again! You can paste it here or send is to us in a DM, whichever is easiest for you.


Rubberkat

Nice


krushnem

I want some witcher merchandise boys!!


edjchapman

Count me in


SpendAPenny589

Philanthropist


potetteit

Ciri


dra9onreborn

Only death can finish the fight, everything else only interrupts the fighting


ThetHaler_

Looks like giveaway.


SilvanArrow

Wind’s howling...


krazynerd

Amazing, fingers crossed and good luck everyone


Miihkal1

It's onion


Kind_Ad857

No Witcher died of old age...


Dw1nd

Potato 🥔.


yekta176

I'd rather play a game of gwent thank you very much


heathyygirl

Don’t touch roach!


ViscountXander

Place of power...gotta be.


Farnllo

This is great, thank you guys for the opportunity


lexi_the_leo

Thanks for doing this!


Fluid_Mixture

🍌🐅 🍌🐅 🍌🐅


Telos1807

God their arses whipped like a Novigrad whore


CaRooR

Interesting


Substantial_Hippo661

Fuck the Witcher!!!!


DestinedEinherjar

I may disagree with your comment, but it'll be funny if it's the winner


RachelofGotham

I never know what to say in these


Nyaight07

Consider this comment dropped


Loomingfate118

Law of suprise!


MsGLord

Oh valley of PENIS! 😄


rgm23

Sure, why not


Leonine23

Nice


Zuor

Cool


E200769P

"you catch fear"


lysgaardio

Winds are howling


Throej

Hmm


geralt-bot

^Hmm.


sergiuprodan

Hmm


geralt-bot

Hmmm.


Hurinion

Let us go then


TheNurseJoshua

Yeehaw.


Same_Command7596

Sweet. Good luck everyone.


KingKeyumars

Fuck.


geralt-bot

Fuck.


wieldablebog

Roach


CoinHODL

Comment


Thanos_Did_Right

Maybe it's my lucky day


_FoxyStoat_

Hmm


geralt-bot

Hm.


RobHob420

what


YPestis34

Sup


xKIL13Rx

Toss some merch to me!


Embarrassed-Ad8053

Dear friend…


StupidOne14

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