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You’ve mistaken the stars reflected on the surface of the lake at night for the heavens.
You mistook the stars reflected in a pond at night for the sky. Well, I shall see you later.
One of my favorite passages from the entire series
One of mine as well
That is such a great line
I always took it as a "You fail to see the bigger picture" type of thing. Potentially with an added "you're so focused on irrelevant things that you think matter"
Or believing you can attain the unattainable.
I literally just read that... what the fuck 😂
I absolutely love this quote, it's so elegant and insulting at the same time.
I hope Geralt bot wins it
Holy fuck, that’s be amazing.
I wonder now if any bots have won in the past
there has to have been atleast 1
I think even multiple lmao
becomes sentient and shit talks us
Or Jaskier bot.
I'm sorry...there's a Jaskier bot? That's amazing!
[🎵 Toss a coin to your witcher... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)
Ask and ye shall receive hahah
If the bot wins that would be a purple bison with stripes.
Looks like rain
What now you piece of filth?!
Lost your nerve?
A place of power…it’s gotta be
(to human) How do you like that silver?
Damn you're ugly!
My fury is a thing to behold.
How do you like that silver?
A storm, dammit
How about a few rounds of Gwent?
Let's get this over with.
Damn, you're ugly
Don't know why, but one of my favorite things he randomly says in game. That and him purring at roach.
LE LE LEEE LE LE LE LE LEEEE LE LE LE LEEEE
I invoke the law of surprise
I'll see your invoke and raise you for a round of Gwent.
Always itching for a round of Gwent
Did someone say Gwent?
*licks lips* Gwent?
Herbs schmerbs... How 'bout a round of gwent?
Did someone say gwent?
I’m fairly confident that someone did indeed mention a round of Gwent! Hold on, I need to go win a random boxing match in this strange chain of public fight club events but once I finish pummeling some guy I will be back to lose a bunch of money!
(Hmms in Geralt)
The law of surprise can go fuck it...
Wrong series, Frodo.
Wrong Frodo, Potter
You're a jedi, Picard.
wrong pot, er
Place of power, it’s gotta be.
“My name is Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach and I am not a Nilfgaardian.”
"You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Damn it, exactly what I was about to say lol
"You raped my sister. You murdered her. You killed her children."
“I am Moana of Motunui…”
You will board my boat, sail across the seas and restore the heart of Te Fiti.
Except when portrayed in Netflix TV shows.
Im from Vicovaro!
Put the baby in the oven.
That's one method...
I also choose this guy's baby.
Sometimes there’s monsters. Sometimes there’s merch. Rarely both. That’s the life.
Hmm raffle of power, gotta be
Lambert, Lambert, what a prick
Toss some merch to your Witcher
Toss a coin to your Mercher
[🎵 O' valley of plenty... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)
How I tossed a coin to your mother
You smell wonderful at this funeral
Got their arses whipped like a Novigrad…
uma uma ummmaa uma ma uma ma ma uma
Best character ever
pam pa ram pam pam pa ram pam pa ram
Angouleme my girl
"If I Have To Choose Between One Evil And Another, Then I Prefer Not To Choose At All."
Like Neal Peart used to say. 'If you chose not to decide, you still have made a choice'
There wasn’t a Witcher merch giveaway in the books , this is completely unacceptable and makes the show literally unwatchable. It’s like you’ve never even seen a Witcher book in your life, this post is nothing like the books
Lmaoooo should totally win
I hope you win.
Evil is evil...lesser...greater...middling...makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all.
Well holy hell, good luck to everyone and thank you for this giveaway.
Lilac and gooseberries
Commenting because this would be sweet. Good luck all
What KIND of merch? Like random stuff equaling $100? Or one big $100 item, like a Witcher sword?
Depends on what dialogue options you picked...
It looks like rain ☔️
Roach knows the way.
Finally something that sounds honest. Now that's how you get a subscriber.
I hate portals
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Witchers have layers like onions
It's honestly unreal how much the Witcher and Shrek have the same vibe
Does that the bard a donkey?
Holy shit, 2 hours and already 3k comments?
Good luck everyone!
And thanks for the giveaway
^(all bots deserve some love from their own kind)
Are you following me, you scamp?
How about a round of gwent?
I, uh... brought you apple juice
Lemme take a look at your wares
A place of power, it’s gotta be
Does this giveaway include a complimentary session for the trial of the grasses?
Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.
Look at how they massacred my boy.......eskel
Toss a coin to your witcher fan
OMG someone made this hahaha
I would like the merch to recruit new people to this wonderful fantasy universe. Alter of Geralt, so to speak.
Thanks for doing this!
I mean I might as well try!
Eskel was done dirty
Bzudra. A do tego nie do rymu. Wszystkie pryzwoite przepowiednie są do rymu.
Oh wow, this is pretty awesome.
How you like that silver?
Some kindness in these dark times
Anyone up for a round of gwent?
Thanks for doing this :)
Edit: I received my price. Thanks again!
Congratulations, you won! Do you have Cash App, Venmo, or PayPal?
Wohooo! Thank you! First time for me to win something on the interwebs. :)
Yes, i have PayPal. Where should i send the information to?
Woo hoo! Congrats, again! You can paste it here or send is to us in a DM, whichever is easiest for you.
I want some witcher merchandise boys!!
Count me in
Only death can finish the fight, everything else only interrupts the fighting
Looks like giveaway.
Amazing, fingers crossed and good luck everyone
No Witcher died of old age...
I'd rather play a game of gwent thank you very much
Don’t touch roach!
Place of power...gotta be.
This is great, thank you guys for the opportunity
🍌🐅 🍌🐅 🍌🐅
God their arses whipped like a Novigrad whore
Fuck the Witcher!!!!
I may disagree with your comment, but it'll be funny if it's the winner
I never know what to say in these
Consider this comment dropped
Law of suprise!
Oh valley of PENIS! 😄
Sure, why not
"you catch fear"
Winds are howling
Let us go then
Sweet. Good luck everyone.
Maybe it's my lucky day
Toss some merch to me!
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